"You wouldn’t know them even if I told you."
"How could I know if you don’t tell me?" Zhuang Xiyue suddenly slapped the table, "You’ve really grown skilled, haven’t you? Now you even stay out all night, always hanging around with no-good people, picking up all sorts of bad habits. If you dare do something illegal and tarnish the Yan Family’s name, I’ll break your legs."
Zhuang Xiyue’s eyes were stern, her tone icy.
Yan Song curled his lips, "Mom, you’re overthinking it."
At that moment, Yan Ke came down the stairs with his cello on his back, "Bro, you’re back, huh? Where did you go for a good time last night?"
As he spoke, he circled around Yan Song, sniffling, his eyes twinkling nonstop, occasionally flashing with a sharp glint.
"Bro, you smell like a woman, don’t tell me you spent the whole night with one."
Yan Song narrowed his eyes, staring dangerously at him.
Without mentioning it, Zhuang Xiyue might have been fine, but once women came up, she bristled, "You even dare to mess around with women, Yan Song, you’re truly a disappointment. How old are you, huh? Which seductress dared to lure my son? I’ll tear her apart." Follow current novᴇls on novel•fire.net
Yan Song frowned and, not wanting to argue further, grabbed his backpack and headed upstairs.
"Stop, Yan Song, you stop right there." Zhuang Xiyue shouted until she was hoarse, but Yan Song ignored her.
Zhuang Xiyue was so angry she could barely breathe; Yan Song was driving her insane.
Mingling with women at such a young age, what would become of him when he was older?
Yan Ke stuck out his tongue, "I was just kidding just now, I’m not a dog, I can’t smell a woman’s scent. Mom, don’t misunderstand my brother, he’s so obsessed with cleanliness, how could he casually be with a woman?"
Yan Ke dashed upstairs, while Yan Song, carrying his clothing, headed for the bathroom. Upon seeing him enter, Yan Ke gave a chilling smile that made him shiver violently.
Then, with a "bang," Yan Ke slammed the bathroom door shut.
Something tugged at Yan Ke’s pant leg; he looked down to find Ajiu clutching his pants with her front paws, her limpid green eyes gazing up at him, so touching it melted one’s heart.
"My dear Ajiu," Yan Ke picked her up and pet her soft, white fur, leaning against the bathroom door and listening to the sound of running water inside.
A smirk on his face, he said, "Bro, I lied to Mom, I really did smell a woman’s scent on you, a very familiar scent. I’ve smelled it on another woman before. Don’t you want to know who it is?"
No one responded for a long time, and Yan Ke, bored, pouted, "Ajiu, it’s tough having such a boring master. How about following me instead? You’ll live the good life, full of spice and color."
"Meow~" Ajiu tugged at his sleeve.
"Oh, my suffering Ajiu~"
Shaking his head with a sigh, Yan Ke said, "Bro, not to speak ill of you as your younger brother, but you’re not behaving right. How old is Sister Yun Ya? Is she even sixteen this year? You dared to make a move on her. You’re lower than a beast... And," he whispered maliciously, leaning toward Ajiu’s ear, "with Sister Yun Ya’s delicate frame, she probably can’t get out of bed for three days... Heh, why am I even telling this to a cat; you can’t understand me."
Ajiu’s eyes blinked, pretending not to understand.
"Oh, right, Bro, aren’t you about to join the military? Does this count as abandonment after a fling? Don’t end up so pent-up in the military that you end up not caring about meat or veg, and please... don’t bring home a brother-in-law. That would be tragic for Sister Yun Ya."
"Also, don’t ever go to a communal bath; little brother is warning you, I’m protecting your chastity here. Do you know what it means to drop the soap? Let me enlighten you so you’re prepared... When you’re showering and the soap is all slippery, oops, it drops on the floor. Then when you bend over to pick it up... With all the new recruits in the bathhouse, someone might take advantage of you and you’d have no idea! Hahaha, Bro, just imagining that scene has me laughing so hard I can’t take it, I need a moment..."
"After that, you’ll be openly wearing a green hat. So if Sister Yun Ya finds someone else, it’s only natural. Or maybe I should take on the difficult task of looking after her? Mom would be happy to see us together, and even though she’s already been with you, little brother doesn’t mind... "