Chapter 601: Chapter 601: Take a Few Portrait Photos
Jin City, Cultural Old Street, Linlin Studio!
Although it’s called a studio, it’s really just a small photography space.
A man with a face full of stubble, wearing a tank top and holding a sunflower fan, lay lazily on a recliner with his eyes closed, restoring his energy.
Ou Linlin came back from outside, carrying a basket of groceries, and when she saw him slacking off again, she said, “Hey, you deadbeat, all you ever do is sleep, sleep, sleep. You fish for three days and dry your nets for two; our house is about to run out of rice!”
“What? Didn’t I just give you five hundred yesterday? How can we be out of rice already?” Sun Nanjue muttered indifferently, turned over, and continued to sleep.
“There’s no doing anything with you!” Ou Linlin glared at him, then pushed open the studio’s gate, and put out a sign with the price list, officially starting the new day’s work.
The sign clearly read, “Wedding photos 888, Portraits 588, Pet photos 388, Lifestyle photos 88, ID snapshots 38…”
“Hey, can you take artistic photos for pets here?” a lady carrying a Teddy dog came in and asked loudly.
Seeing that there was business, Ou Linlin kicked Sun Nanjue and said, “Husband, what are you staring at? There’s business, hey!”
Sun Nanjue opened his eyes and yawned, “Pet photos, right? Come this way.”
The lady moved the Teddy dog closer to Sun Nanjue and said, “Boss, how much for pet photos, can you make it a bit cheaper?”
“It’s already very cheap. Do you know how many celebrities I’ve taken photos of with this lens?” Sun Nanjue said as he picked up the camera and swiftly snapped away at the Teddy, finishing in less than a minute. The photos were synchronized to the computer, and he said drowsy-eyed, “There, done. Ma’am, come take a look and pick a few that you think look good, I’ll have my assistant print them for you.”
Ou Linlin snorted. What a crap assistant, just her free maid who also cooks and cleans and has to serve him in bed at night.
“That fast!?” The lady walked over to the office desk and looked at the computer, immediately frowning, “What is this? Do you even know how to take photos? Why are they so ugly?”
“What? With this subject matter, you’re still not satisfied with these results? Look at this fur, how shiny and clean it is. These eyes, not a single flaw, and this expression, how innocent and joyful it looks. Still ugly?”
The lady said, “I’m saying, you made me look too ugly.”
“Whoa—” Sun Nanjue suddenly felt the urge to vomit, “Ma’am, I was taking pictures of the Teddy dog. Including you in the shot was a free bonus, and you’re still not happy? Others would have to pay for two shots. Even though you look pretty ugly in these photos, it’s still a lot better than how you look in real life. Ah, come on, no more nonsense, pay up, 388 yuan!”
The lady, being called ugly, got angry right away, “I’ll give you a piece of my mind, charging me 388 for less than a minute, are you trying to rob me?”
“No, it’s better than robbing!” Sun Nanjue stood with hands on his hips, “I, a duly international director, have taken so many photos for you, and I charge you only a tiny bit, and you still think it’s expensive? What kind of logic is that?”
“With such terrible skills, still a director, direct your ghost, you lunatic!” The lady cursed and turned to leave.
“Hey, hey, hey, trying to run? At least give an 88 to show some goodwill!” Sun Nanjue stopped her, saying.