Bi Xia didn’t rush to drive away; instead, he sat in the driver’s seat, using his spiritual power bit by bit on Chu Wu’s abdomen.
Feeling a warmth coming from his abdomen, Chu Wu slightly opened his eyes. Blurrily, he first saw a pair of bright yet worried starry eyes, then the boy’s delicate and beautiful face became clearer and clearer.
With a light laugh, Chu Wu took a deep breath, his tone carrying the usual teasing, "This is the first time I opened my eyes and he’s not by my side, but if it’s you, it feels not bad."
"He?" Bi Xia paused slightly, "Are you talking about Big Brother?"
"What Big Brother," Chu Wu lazily rolled his eyes, "actually, he’s only two years older than Qin Zhan."
Bi Xia curved his lips, "Then compared to you, he’s quite old."
Chu Wu shrugged, "Can’t help it, I was born lacking love, so I like people older than me. And then I happened to meet someone like him, a bandit type, couldn’t avoid it, just had to accept it."
Listening to Chu Wu’s words, Bi Xia gently rubbed Chu Wu’s abdomen, "I really want to hear the story of you and Big Brother, it sounds quite fun."
"More than fun," Chu Wu suddenly sat up, but that movement made him feel like his blood was gushing, and his abdomen twisted in pain. He gasped and, under Bi Xia’s cold gaze, could only obediently lie back on the reclined seat, "It was like an iceberg colliding with a volcano, incompatible with the world, earthshaking."
"So who was the iceberg, and who was the volcano?" Bi Xia asked.
Chu Wu thought for a moment, then stuck out his tongue, "Seems like he was both."
Bi Xia nodded, "So Big Brother was self-sufficient, I’ve seen it all now."
"Pfft—" Chu Wu couldn’t hold back his laughter, but another tug at his abdomen made him yelp, startling Bi Xia.
"Aren’t you supposed to be able to endure? What’s with the yelling!" Bi Xia rolled his eyes.
Chu Wu chuckled, "Can’t help it, I need to save face in front of outsiders. After all, I’m the leader; if I yell in front of them, where’s my face? But in front of our Little Nine, it’s fine, there’s intimacy."
Bi Xia: "...Shut up."
Chu Wu made a motion of sealing his lips, then looked at Bi Xia with a pitiful expression. His extremely enchanting face made Bi Xia momentarily stunned, "You’re the second most good-looking person I’ve ever seen besides myself."
"What a coincidence, you’re also the second most good-looking person I’ve ever seen besides myself," Chu Wu said with a smile, "But your Qin Si is truly a masterpiece among men."
Bi Xia hummed, "Of course," then thought of Big Brother’s face, and said, "Big Brother is also very good-looking."
"Tsk," Chu Wu clicked his tongue, "Don’t say he’s good-looking, or he’ll go to Africa to tan for a month again. But you say he isn’t idle? With his skin, after a month of rest, he’ll return to his original fairness."
Bi Xia found Chu Wu’s daily mocking of her man a bit hard to get used to, but it didn’t stop her from mocking back and bragging about her own man, "Luckily, our Fourth Brother doesn’t have that problem." New ɴᴏᴠᴇʟ ᴄhapters are published on novelFɪre.net
"Ha," Chu Wu looked at Bi Xia with a half-smile, "Don’t say that; your Fourth Brother has countless embarrassing moments involving me. The stupid things he did back then were no less than our man, even leading Xu Renfei and others to act foolishly together."
Hearing this, Bi Xia raised his eyelids, "Weren’t you part of them too? Seems like you had your share of foolishness."
Who knew Chu Wu would snort, "Who was with them? I had just arrived back then, wasn’t familiar."
Bi Xia laughed, and then asked, "Why is your menstrual pain so severe?"
Chu Wu moaned as he shifted his body, snuggling onto Bi Xia’s lap, then lazily said, "When I was young, I went into the water to catch fish in the winter to make money. It hurt my body."
"Fishing?" Bi Xia slightly frowned, who fishes in winter? But seeing Chu Wu’s demeanor, Bi Xia didn’t ask further.
At this moment, Chu Wu suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Bi Xia, curiously asked, "Hey Little Nine, doesn’t your period hurt?"
"It hurts..." Bi Xia blinked. She seemed to have... probably... forgotten something... Dammit! Her period had never come since she got back!
Mom, your daughter’s period is gone!