The little loli sat on Tang Yu's shoulder again, gently tugging at his ear.
I have to say, hearing such words from an adorable and silly-looking little loli left Tang Yu quite shocked.
"I'm not interested in lolis, don't talk nonsense."
Tang Yu quickly corrected her, confirming once more, "So, you're a tree spirit?"
"That's right, I just woke up today."
The tree spirit loli stretched lazily.
She patted Tang Yu's head to remind him.
"The damn Way of Heaven rewards you to increase your strength, but don't be fooled into killing that shit-talking guy, or it'll bring more trouble."
He was indeed cautious and wary of the shitty system now, to avoid it digging a pit for him.
"But, granny thinks that although you can't kill that guy, you can do other bad things."
The tree spirit loli showed an evil smile, hugging Tang Yu's neck and pressing her face against his.
"Isn't his wife quite pretty? 'Your wife, I'll take care of her, you needn't worry.'"
"Isn't that a bit bad? I'm not that kind of person."
"Good, I just love your shameless hypocrisy, Yu Yu!"
"Woo woo, I'm not, I didn't."
"Great, you're becoming more and more shameless!"
The tree spirit loli joyfully ruffled Tang Yu's hair.
"As long as Yu Yu gets her, we can get rewards, much better than what the damn Way of Heaven offers."
She chuckled and pointed.
A snow-white fruit the size of a watermelon grew on the branch of the divine tree.
"Is this the reward?"
Tang Yu's eyes lit up as he looked at the snow-white fruit.
The rewards from the divine tree were on a whole different level from the system's, always a big batch.
"That's right, but it's not ripe yet, so keep at it, other people's wives are great."
The divine tree loli chuckled wickedly, egging him on.
Tang Yu thought this guy truly embodied the spirit of a villainous tree spirit.
The villainous vibe was much stronger than his own.
He righteously declared, "What do you mean by other people's wives being great? In the world of love, there are no such identities, only pure mutual affection. I won't allow you to insult my feelings for Huanxi. I just want her to find true happiness."
"Good, very spirited!"
The divine tree loli looked at him with admiration and praise, worthy of being her master.
"But being like Cao Cao isn't that easy, how about giving me something useful first?"
Tang Yu chuckled, plotting against the divine tree again.
This guy was rich, last time he got a whole bunch of Mystical Fruits.
"I'll give you a slap."
The divine tree loli jumped down and slapped Tang Yu's butt.
She slapped him out of her space.
Crossing her arms, she huffed.
She had already given him the ability to hear thoughts!
Even helped him disguise his thoughts to make it easier for him to pick up girls!
As for telling Yu Yu about the ability to hear thoughts.
She had no such intention.
Because... it's more fun this way.
After being slapped out of the divine tree space,
Tang Yu suddenly opened his eyes, finding himself back in the villa.
Thinking about what the tree spirit loli had just said to him.
Tang Yu felt a bit troubled in his heart.
According to her character setting, Lin Huanxi was a traditionally conservative melodramatic character, and her grandmother's dying wish was too important to her.
So much so that she could endure Ye Qiu living off her for five whole years, even if it embarrassed her.
The brainless feel-good novel author had given her such a character setting.
If he forced himself to fawn over her, it would definitely be hopeless.
"Sigh, better take it step by step, it's not that I'm lustful and covet married women, I just want her to find true happiness."
Tang Yu sighed as he walked to the balcony.
Then, he noticed a beautiful woman sitting on the balcony of the villa next door.
She was holding a cup of strawberry juice, with a book beside her, her stunningly beautiful face filled with coldness.
The whole person was like a walking refrigerator, tall and cold.
As Tang Yu looked at the woman.
The woman also looked at Tang Yu, then spat out the juice in her mouth.
"Oh, isn't this Zhilan?"
Tang Yu didn't expect Yang Zhilan to live next door, and immediately greeted her with a smile.
[Damn, my irresistible charm.]
[She drooled at the sight of me, even spat it out.]
"What are you doing here?"
Yang Zhilan was genuinely choked, suspecting this guy was deliberately stalking her, and cursed him as shameless in her heart.
Drooling at the sight of him?
She was more likely to spit at him!
"This is the neighborhood my family developed, I'm staying here while handling business in Yanjing, what about you? Why are you here instead of staying in Pearl?"
Tang Yu chuckled and asked back.
"I'm here in Yanjing to visit my grandmother."
Yang Zhilan didn't expect such a coincidence either.
After speaking, she continued to read, not wanting to chat more with Tang Yu.
"It's better to choose a day than to wait for it, since we rarely meet, why not get things done?"
Tang Yu rubbed his hands and chuckled.
He was bored anyway, and it had been a while since he treated her illness.
Hearing him repeatedly mention the day.
Yang Zhilan felt something was off, she glanced at Tang Yu, hesitated for a moment, and said.
"Alright, did you bring the tools?"
"I'll have someone send them over." Tang Yu said, then quickly ran downstairs, waiting at the entrance of Yang Zhilan's villa for her to open the door.
Yang Zhilan was used to wearing a robe at home, it made her feel relaxed.
After opening the door for Tang Yu, he glanced at her and smiled, "Wearing a robe makes things easier."
Yang Zhilan rarely cursed, she raised her hand to hit him.
Did this guy really think she couldn't hear the innuendo in his words?
Tang Yu quickly dodged her hand, innocently saying, "What are you doing? I meant it's easier for treatment, otherwise, if you wear too much, it's a hassle to take off."
"You think I'm a three-year-old?"
"Feeling wronged, life is unbearable."
[Sigh, damn, I meant well.]
[If I don't flirt with you.]
[Your mindset will quickly revert.]
[But never mind, a healer's heart is kind, she doesn't understand me, I don't blame her.]
Hearing his inner thoughts, Yang Zhilan was now somewhat skeptical.
But her expression softened a bit, last time Tang Yu treated her, the effect was indeed much better.
At least the allergy issue had been resolved.
But after a while without treatment.
She felt her body slowly reverting to its previous state and planned to find Tang Yu for treatment again after finishing her business in Yanjing.
"Do you want juice? There's also red wine."
She walked to the fridge, opened it, and asked.
Tang Yu chose red wine without hesitation.
[What did Qin Ming say before?]
[If a girl offers you red at her place, it's the highest level of hospitality.]
[Luckily, I'm a gentleman, I just like drinking red wine, classy! He's just sleazy!]
Yang Zhilan originally planned to open the wine for Tang Yu.
Hearing him muttering dirty thoughts again, she was speechless, thinking it was a waste of talent for him not to write those kinds of novels.
"You're treating me too much like an outsider."
Tang Yu sighed, opened the wine with a corkscrew, then sat on the sofa to rest for a while, soon someone delivered the fire cupping set.
After receiving the items, Tang Yu lifted the box of fire cups, nodded, and smiled, "Elbow, come with me to the room."
Yang Zhilan was speechless, following Tang Yu back to her bedroom.
Following the previous procedure, she took off her clothes and lay on the bed.
Seeing her flawless white back again.
Tang Yu couldn't help but marvel at the Creator's unfairness, being too biased towards a select few.