Chapter 623: Chapter 286: Weirdo_3
Oh crap, damn it, I was careless! Got so excited I almost forgot this kid’s LGBT.
What the heck was I shaking hands with him for!!
Allen Zhang immediately pulled his hand back with force and vigorously rubbed it behind his back, saying without changing his expression: “Dominic, pay the bill for him.”
After speaking, he swiftly retreated to the back of the crowd, placing Jennifer and Erin in front of him.
“Oh, I just noticed that we have a cute girl here, dear, you’re so beautiful,” the bearded man looked at Dominic.
Dominic said irritably: “I’m a guy.”
“That’s even better!! I like someone like you, are you free tonight?”
The bearded man enthusiastically said: “We’re going to have a party at home with friends, it’s going to be the best party, and if you’re interested, you can come.”
“…I’m sorry, I probably won’t have time,” Dominic said, his face stiff: “Let’s settle the bill, please provide your bank account.”
“That’s really too bad. The party would definitely be better if you could make it.”
The ‘couple’ felt a sense of regret, then they provided Dominic with their bank account, and Dominic transferred the money to them.
Allen Zhang asked David to help disassemble all the satellites on the pickup truck and move them to the van, then a few people quickly finished the work and got in the car.
Turning the car around, they floored the gas pedal and left the farm town without even saying goodbye.
“That was too damn scary,” Allen Zhang complained.
“Dear. You’ll have to wash your hands several times when we get back, after all, who knows what he’s touched, and he even touched your pecs,” Jennifer said.
Not mentioning it would have been better, now Allen Zhang even had the impulse to chop off his own hand.
Thankfully, this was just a minor episode in life and did not affect their mood. They adjusted their mindset and drove to the next location, which was another ranch, to purchase a meteorite that the owner wanted to sell.
Arriving at the place, they parked the car on the side, the surroundings were desolate with only a solitary wooden villa, farmland, and a barking dog. As soon as it saw the unfamiliar vehicle coming, it started barking madly.
Dominic also contacted the owner, and soon saw an old man emerging from his house wearing a tight-fitting helmet resembling a fly’s head, a homemade spacesuit, an oxygen tank on his back, rubber gloves, rubber shoes, and holding a dung fork in his hand, he even comforted the barking dog: “Quiet, Mona Lisa! Our guests have arrived! It’s not the FBI, nor the CIA!”
The dog quickly stopped barking.
What’s it called? Mona Lisa?
“Buddy, what’s with the outfit?” Allen Zhang asked skeptically, looking at the other’s fly head.
“Shh! Don’t talk so loud! Aliens are monitoring me here!!”
The man took off his fly head and revealed a few strands of hair on a receding hairline, the old man seriously and cautiously said: “Ever since I found that priceless meteorite in my farm’s land, I’ve felt the magnetic field has changed. I suspect CIA agents have been secretly monitoring me nearby, wanting to snatch my treasure! They definitely have a collaboration with aliens, this is an experimental site!” The most update n0vels are published on novelFirｅ.net
“…” As soon as these words were spoken, the General Sect Leader was totally unable to keep a straight face.
There goes another nutcase.
“You’re right. But personally, I think this spaghetti should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because the length of this screw can easily affect the torque of an excavator, you know. When you smash it in, in an instant it will produce a large amount of high-energy protein, colloquially known as UFOs, which will seriously impact economic development and even cause some nuclear pollution to the Pacific and the charger.”
Allen Zhang said, “Additionally, Genshin Impact is a classic game released by miHoYo that’s popular around the world, where players can freely roam the open world of Teyvat.”
The old man looked at him suspiciously.
Then he turned to inquire Jennifer, who was next to him, “Are you sure your friend is sane? Buddy, go to the hospital if you’re sick, is he high? He can drive a Rolls-Royce? I’m really impressed.”
Allen Zhang held back the urge to punch him.
Failed patient-to-patient communication, the other party refused the unthinkable mental link.
“Hello, we are employees of Alfred Waste Recycling Station, my name is Dominic, that lunatic is our boss, may I ask how you’d like to be addressed?” Dominic took the initiative to speak with him.
“Just call me Gordon,” said old man Gordon.