Xiao Ye paused, he had massaged Yunxi the dean’s acupuncture points to fix her physical flaws, that is, the negative impact caused by her template defects, but Mu Qingxue’s template defect hadn’t led to any physical issues.
Her template problem was that her template hosted the Primordial Spirit of a Saint Realm from ancient times, but now that Primordial Spirit had already left.
Xiao Ye frowned and asked, "Qingxue, don’t tell me you think Yunxi’s impressive figure is because I massaged her?"
Mu Qingxue shot him a glare, "Hmph, you finally dare admit it."
Xiao Ye’s face flushed with embarrassment, "Who told you that?"
"Yunxi told me herself!" Mu Qingxue said with obvious annoyance,
"You clearly have a way to help me, but you made me go find Yunxi, then Yunxi sent me right back to you. In the end, you’re just playing with me, trying to laugh at me! Hmph."
"If you play with me again, I’m gonna beat you up—uh, maybe I can’t beat you, but I’ll get my ancestor to beat your ass!"
Xiao Ye’s lips twitched, he scratched his head and thought, "Qingxue, I’ll be straight with you, my massage skill is only for handling template defects that cause physical issues, it won’t solve your flat-chested problem."
"What else did Yunxi tell you?"
Mu Qingxue lifted her chin and replied, "She also told me, eating your Golden Blood will help me grow! But how is that even possible? Massage, maybe, but blood? No way!"
"Your blood is just human blood, same as everyone else’s, it’s not like it’s an elixir or anything. Plus, it’s gross and smells bloody; I just can’t get myself to do it."
"!!" At that, Xiao Ye’s eyes went wide with shock.
Well, damn, Yunxi really asked him for Golden Blood just to drink it!
So that lipstick mark by the spout of the chamber pot last time, that really was Yunxi’s work.
Mu Qingxue saw him just standing there and glared at him, "So are you going to massage me or not? You’re all super happy to massage Yunxi, but not me, huh?"
"So, you totally think I’m too flat, only half an A!"
Xiao Ye thought about it, then said seriously, "Qingxue, the massage won’t help—it’s the Golden Blood that works."
He thought it over: massages for Liu Ya and Yun Bing didn’t change their figures at all, but after Yunxi drank Golden Blood, her figure changed dramatically.
So Xiao Ye could easily figure it out, Yunxi’s body changes lately had to be because of the Golden Blood.
Mu Qingxue was stunned, her little mouth forming an "O" of surprise.
She hopped off and jumped to the floor, then leaned in to sniff Xiao Ye, her pretty eyes scanning him curiously, "You really don’t look much different from me, except, you know, you’ve got a stick."
Xiao Ye’s expression turned dark, *No shit—if you put your shirt on backwards, we wouldn’t even know which way is front.*
The only difference between him and Mu Qingxue was that he had an extra leg.
Mu Qingxue pounced and bit down hard on his wrist, her intentions obvious.
"Ow! Are you a dog?" Xiao Ye sucked in a breath, yelping in pain.
Mu Qingxue bit so hard her teeth nearly broke, but all she left were two rows of marks—no blood. Releasing him, she wiped away the sparkling drool and urged,
"Xiao Ye, come on, bleed for me, I can’t wait, I want it!"
Seeing the fire in her eyes, Xiao Ye shivered, *Shit, now there’s another woman here who wants my blood too.*
*Should I get Nangong Siyao, Cheng Bingxi, and Liu Ya to give some blood instead?* As soon as that thought appeared, he shot it down.
No way! Only his blood was up for grabs.
"Uh, actually, the Massage Technique is really effective too—how about a massage first, then the Golden Blood?" Xiao Ye looked Mu Qingxue up and down, suggesting slyly.
Mu Qingxue eyed him suspiciously, *Is this guy just trying to feel me up?*
But she was way too desperate to fix her flat chest, so, blushing, she said, "Fine, but be gentle, and don’t rough me up like you did yesterday."
Xiao Ye’s eyes lit up, "Of course. No problem."
Half an hour later, the massage was done.
Xiao Ye grabbed a cup, filled it halfway with Golden Blood, and set it in front of a blushing Mu Qingxue, "Here you go, drink up."
Mu Qingxue took the cup, brought it to her lips, and sniffed it. As soon as the heavy bloody smell hit her nose, her Liu Mei eyebrows scrunched up.
Sure enough, it was stinky and metallic—it was gonna be tough to choke down.
But her urge to change her figure was way stronger, so she plugged her nose and chugged it in one go.
Xiao Ye watched curiously from the side, "So, how does it feel?"
Mu Qingxue’s pretty eyes suddenly flew open wide, her cheeks flushing with joy, her whole body feeling instantly comfortable—she couldn’t help letting out a moan.
It lasted a whole minute.
"What the—" Xiao Ye’s jaw dropped, *Was it really that good?*
After a minute, Mu Qingxue snapped out of her bliss, "Mmph!" she yelped, clapping a little hand over her mouth, her cheeks burning red up to her ears.
*Dammit! I just made a noise in front of Xiao Ye—how embarrassing.*
Xiao Ye poured himself a cup too, then filled it halfway with Golden Blood, took a sip, and forced it down despite almost gagging.
"Huh?" He frowned, "I don’t feel anything."
Thinking maybe he didn’t drink enough, Xiao Ye took two more big gulps—still nothing.
Instead, his stomach started rumbling and rebelling, making him super nauseous, like he was about to throw up.
"Seriously?" Xiao Ye pushed the cup away in disgust, "This stuff is nasty, even a dog wouldn’t drink it!"
Mu Qingxue stared at the cup, then snatched it away almost instantly and chugged it clean, getting back into that blissed-out state.
Xiao Ye’s lips twitched,
*This stuff’s too gross for a dog, but Mu Qingxue drinks it. So, does that mean she’s worse than a dog?*
Xiao Ye decided to take that comment back.
When the bliss faded, Mu Qingxue licked her lips with her little tongue, eyes sparkling as she stared at Xiao Ye, her pretty face twisted into a weird, sly grin.
Xiao Ye shivered in fear, "No more, you’ve had enough for today. Here’s my rule—a max of half a cup per week. No more than that."
"You know what they say, too much of a good thing is just as bad. Gotta know your limit!"
Mu Qingxue’s face returned to normal, though she sounded a bit disappointed, "Okay, I get it. I’ll just drink more next week."
Xiao Ye patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief, *Moderation is key.*
He thought it through, and concluded it was thanks to his body’s upgrades and evolution that some miraculous effects were taking place.
It didn’t work on him because his body was already high level.
It was different for Mu Qingxue—her template hadn’t evolved, neither had her body. She was still SSS-level. Same for Yunxi—SSS-level template.
Mu Qingxue tilted her head, wondering, *If Xiao Ye’s Golden Blood felt that good, what about other stuff on him? Like, you know, that thing...*
"Heehee!" Mu Qingxue giggled slyly, her pretty eyes gleaming.
Just then, Cheng Bingxi came upstairs and called out, "Xiao Ye, Xue’Er, Yunxi’s here! She wants to tell us about the Bronze Hall."