Chapter 182: Install mushrooms Chapter 182: Install mushrooms After they called out their orders, they tossed the grain they had brought onto the table. The alluring proprietor sashayed down with a bowl of noodles and gave it to the customer who had provided the most grain.
Then she draped herself over that customer. He leaned down and they kissed for a full minute, seemingly longing for more.
The proprietress lightly slapped him, then stood up, took his grain from the table, and walked back.
Her return stride was just as enchanting.
Su Yinhe: “That was an eye-opener.”
Lin Murong: “An eye-opener indeed.”
Chi Yan: “…” Wanted to curse.
The fellow nearby overheard and smacked Lin Murong on the head.
“Hehe, bro, it’s your first time here, huh? Yan Yan always acts . She was actually restrained today. Just a minute.”
Lin Murong: “So that’s considered restrained, huh?”
“Yeah! You should grab one too, get a little kiss from Yan Yan. I see you’ve brought plenty of grain,” the fellow said, noticing their provisions.
“The guy just now was a fool, clearly could’ve done much more but got dizzy from just a kiss,” the fellow shook his head in disappointment, implying he would have taken advantage of getting noodles by touching a bit here and there.
Lin Murong looked bewildered, feeling as if he had entered some dangerous place.
Yan Yan managed to sell all ten bowls of noodles.
After the first one, just a kiss…
The subsequent customers were more outrageous than the last, with bystanders cheering them on, directing them on what to do.
By the end, Yan Yan was sweating profusely, her face flushed.
“I’m really scared.” Wanted to run. Lin Murong bit his clothing, overcome with fright.
Su Yinhe was trembling too, she was scared as well.
Terrifying, it felt like a place no human should stay.
She had thought a noodle shop might be more normal than those barbershops and gambling dens, but it turned out to be no different.
Yan Yan started to knead and pull noodles again.
Customers sitting around were whistling at her, telling her dirty jokes; she responded with laughs, engaging in flirtatious banter with many.
She handled it with apparent ease.
“Yan Yan, I just love your noodles, no one else’s taste as good as yours do.”
“If you like them, come by anytime. I’ll always welcome you.” Yan Yan winked seductively at him.
Leaving him utterly infatuated.
Su Yinhe’s lips twitched, and she couldn’t hold back any longer, she dashed outside.
Forgetting even to take the grain at her feet.
Lin Murong and Chi Yan had been restless too, and as soon as they saw her bolt, they followed, carrying their grain out.
“So terrifying, I feel isn’t a place where normal people can stay,” Su Yinhe shivered.
Yan Yan alone would have been one thing, but she realized this was the general atmosphere.
No wonder they collected so much grain.
Lin Murong was scared too, shivering as well.
“First, let’s find a place to rest,” Su Yinhe was desperate for somewhere even slightly normal.
But their search didn’t yield any normal places.
Each shop had women, and each woman was scantily clad, adept at showing off their bodies.
Eventually, they reluctantly chose a small inn. The female proprietor, while collecting their grain, kept hinting at them, batting her eyes and flaunting her chest.
It was only after the three of them repeatedly insisted that the proprietor didn’t follow them up to offer her “special services.”
They rented three rooms, but since it wasn’t time to sleep, they gathered temporarily in Lin Murong’s room.
Lin Murong squat down on the floor, playing with mushrooms. The sights of the day had left a profound impact on him.
He was utterly bewildered now.
He knew it was improper but hadn’t expected it to be quite .
Now he didn’t even dare to lie on the bed, for who knew if someone…
He could only crouch on the floor pretending to be a mushroom.
After Chi Yan arrived, he had Chi Yan bring him a disposable bed sheet and a comforter.
He tossed aside the small motel’s comforter.
The room in the small motel was very tiny; it contained only a bed without even a table.
Lin Murong laid down a large piece of cardboard on the floor and placed the comforter on top. After setting up the disposable bed sheet and comforter on the bed, he dared to climb on.
It was too terrifying, truly too terrifying.
He was extremely scared now.
Su Yinhe was also a bit dazed, feeling utterly woozy.
Before the three of them could recover, someone knocked on Lin Murong’s door. Lin Murong, still dazed and bewildered, went to open it, and then a woman threw herself onto him.
“Ah ah ah ah! Don’t come near me!” Lin Murong, without thinking, pushed whatever was in his arms away.
Women came to seduce, to earn their keep.
But she was defeated before she could even begin; she was pushed to the ground as soon as the door opened. She lay there bewildered, but quickly adjusted her pose and expression.
“Big brother, you’re so strong~”
As she spoke, she batted her eyelashes.
“Ah ah ah ah ah! Help!” Lin Murong was terrified.
With a “snap,” the door closed.
The woman, preparing to strike a more seductive pose, was left confused, “???”
He actually closed the door?
Faced with a gorgeous woman throwing herself at him, he actually closed the door?
Shouldn’t he invite her in to sit?
Undeterred, the woman knocked on the door again.
From inside the door came,
“Ah ah ah ah ah! Help!”
The woman’s face turned completely dark.
She huffed, stood up, and walked away, swaying her hips.
She was in high demand and didn’t lack for some foolish, half-witted idiot.
This guy must be sick; she would find someone healthy.
Meanwhile, inside the door, Lin Murong continued his “ah ah ah ah.”
Su Yinhe’s lips twitched.
She went over and knocked on his head, “Stop screaming. I’m going to go deaf.”
Lin Murong, having been hit on the head, cradled it and said “oh.”
“I’m scared, okay? It was really terrifying. Just think, you open the door and something falls into your arms, and touches you… ah ah ah ah…”
Su Yinhe: “Enough, enough, stop screaming. I really am going to go deaf.”
Lin Murong sulked, but finally stopped his shrieking.
“I need to recover from the shock.”
“I want to drink a super iced milk tea.” He had been startled.
Su Yinhe handed him the milk tea with a dark expression.
Lin Murong hugged the milk tea and gulped it down in one go, finally feeling normal again.
“As if you were dead.”
“I might as well have been dead.” Lin Murong, holding the empty milk tea cup, looked utterly miserable.
Su Yinhe: “You’re not wrong. I hope no one knocks on my door tonight, offering special services.” She stroked her chin in thought.
“Wuu wuu wuu wuu that’s even more terrifying. Galaxy, don’t just open the door for anyone. You can’t handle them alone. What if your gender is discovered? That would be terrible.” He had a feeling it would end badly.
“I get it, I wouldn’t open it if my life depended on it.” Su Yinhe flipped through her space, found several pagers, and tossed them to them. “If something happens, use these to contact each other.”