Chapter 252: Very unladylike
“Fine, fine, fine, you’re right,” Su Yinhe raised her fist. “Now go stand over there, come any closer, and I’ll hit you.”
Lin Murong scuttled away a bit, out of Su Yinhe’s reach, then started to taunt her.
“Galaxy, you’ve changed. You weren’t before. You used to be a smart, beautiful, kind-hearted and generous girl, and such a lady, too. Why have you become ?” Lin Murong made the dramatic pose of Lady Xishi clutching at her heart again.
Can’t stand to watch.
Su Yinhe, very unladylike, rolled her eyes.
Lin Murong made the Lady Xishi heart-clutching gesture again.
From today on, he shall be known as Lin Xishi.
Might as well kill him.
Although she really wanted to give Lin Murong a beating, Su Yinhe eventually held back, mainly because she was too lazy to chase after him.
Lin Murong was deliberately provoking her from a distance.
She didn’t want to run over there.
Su Yinhe chose out of sight, out of mind.
When she didn’t want to see someone, all she needed to do was to summon someone else.
When Chi Yan was around, Lin Murong wouldn’t dare to mess around.
With Chi Yan present, Lin Murong generally behaved himself.
Because otherwise, he’d be in for a mixed doubles beat down.
Her wig came off, and Gao Chu maintained a calm exterior while roaring internally.
When paying, she was very natural, and when she left, she was very natural too.
She thought she was very natural.
But as soon as she got out of the supermarket, she went crazy, ran off a distance, and started running in circles.
Then she killed a few zombies.
This barely calmed her not-so-peaceful heart.
That jerk Lin Murong! He actually reached out and took off her wig!
She had imagined countless times, countless ways she might slip up, and how she would handle it, but she had never imagined her wig being yanked off like that.
Gao Chu let out a piercing scream.
After screaming, she felt much better.
Then she sat down to think.
Even though her wig had been taken and they had discovered she was pretending to be Grandma, they hadn’t harmed her.
They might really be fools, so maybe she could continue going there.
It was a bit embarrassing, but the thought of the supplies made her fear vanish.
Embarrassment is just embarrassment.
Having supplies is what matters.
Thinking this way, Gao Chu actually went back the next day.
Because her disguise had been exposed, Gao Chu also stopped wearing makeup and a wig.
Then Lin Murong discovered that this Grandma was actually even younger than him.
Lin Murong fell silent.
Lin Murong stayed silent for a long time, psyching himself up.
Even though it wasn’t about respecting the elderly, his love for youth…
Lin Murong was still somewhat freaking out.
But then he thought, even if Gao Chu wasn’t a Grandma, she must be a big shot, and being a big shot is all that matters.
So Lin Murong went to ask about Gao Chu’s superpower level.
When he asked, Gao Chu had her guard up.
“What do you want?” She couldn’t be wanting to kill her after finding out she had been lying, right?
“I don’t want anything. I just want to learn from you.” He just wanted to be a big shot; what was wrong with that?
But to his disappointment, Gao Chu was neither a Grandma nor was her superpower level higher than his.
She was not a big shot.
Lin Murong was utterly devastated.
It turned out that everything was just as he assumed.
Everything he assumed was fucking wrong.
Lin Murong’s heart broke.
Shattered completely.
Gao Chu was a bit scared by his gaze.
She quickly ran away, changing her location.
This time Lin Murong did not chase after her.
It wasn’t Grandma, nor the big shot.
His guesses, all wrong.
This was too much of a blow to him.
Like a lost soul, Lin Murong drifted in front of Su Yinhe and continued to make a fool of himself.
“She’s not the big shot, sob sob sob sob… It’s bad enough she’s not Grandma, but she’s not the big shot either. I’m heartbroken and sad.”
He was so close to hugging Su Yinhe’s feet and howling.
But, he did not shed a tear.
“If you bother me again, I won’t be polite.”
Su Yinhe clenched her fist.
“Sob sob sob sob… Don’t you care about me anymore? You don’t love me, do you?”
Lin Murong’s crying grew louder.
Unable to take it anymore, Su Yinhe slapped him, “Have I ever fucking loved you?”
“Ouch! If you’ve never loved, then you’ve never loved. But don’t hit so hard. It hurts!”
When had Galaxy gotten so strong?
Not really, her strength had always been quite formidable.
Seeing that Su Yinhe was about to chase after him to finish the job, Lin Murong no longer cared about his heartache and pain. After howling a few times, he took off running.
“If you have the guts, don’t run. See if I won’t beat you to death,” Su Yinhe started cussing.
“I don’t have the guts, I need to run.” He wasn’t stupid enough to stand in place like an idiot and be hit by her.
Of course, he had to run.
“Don’t run. Let’s see if I won’t hit you,” Su Yinhe was infuriated by Lin Murong again.
“I know you’ll definitely hit me, so of course I won’t stand in place and let you do it,” Lin Murong even made a face at her.
He just wanted to anger her to death.
This time, Su Yinhe didn’t find it bothersome and truly chased after him.
Lin Murong could not outrun her and ended up being beaten up.
He just didn’t learn from a beating.
“Ouch ouch ouch! Go easy! No! Not the face, ouch! My handsome face!”
“Forget it, there’s no one here to admire your handsome face,” Su Yinhe was ruthless this time.
“Ouch! I’m looking at my face myself. Don’t… don’t, be gentle gentle! Ouch ouch! It hurts!”
After Su Yinhe finished hitting him, Lin Murong lay on the ground like a dead dog, staring up at the ceiling.
After punching him, Su Yinhe took off, leaving Lin Murong lying on the ground alone.
Though it hurt a bit, and it would be painful for the next few days,
The good thing was that after being beaten up, Lin Murong wasn’t all that sad and heartbroken anymore.
Once he recovered, he was once again the sunny and cheerful Lin Murong.
Even though Gao Chu stopped pretending to be Grandma, she still came every day.
At first, it was a bit awkward, but later on, it became increasingly more comfortable.
She became more comfortable.
Yet every time Lin Murong saw her, he’d be reminded of some unpleasant incidents.
Then, looking at her, he would sigh, one sigh after another.
But Gao Chu didn’t care.
She was a woman whose eyes saw only material things.
Granma’s role was over, but with her newly purchased makeup not yet fully used up, Gao Chu couldn’t bear to waste it and started to put on makeup every day.
She also felt secure with her abundant materials, daring to do so.
She made herself up prettily every day.
Lin Murong felt even more conflicted.
“She hurt me and passed by with a smile. She likely never took it to heart; in the end, it’s just me who cared,” Lin Murong said languidly with the bruises given by Su Yinhe.
“Snap out of it; remove the ‘likely.'”