Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Gu Mengmeng sank into an inner conflict as she watched her four sons, with snot bubbles popping on their noses.
What if… their names are too nice… would they one by one be kidnapped like those sons from wealthy families?
The scenario would roughly be like: XXX, ask your mom to give up your name, if not I will bite you to death.
Gu Mengmeng shook her head, feeling like her life was about to fall apart.
Sighing, she turned around to look at Elvis, grabbing his hands with both her hands, “Hubby, you will protect our sons, right?”
Elvis looked at the four small ones, giving them the cold shoulder, “Male babies can take care of themselves, I will only protect you.”
Gu Mengmeng nodded, “That’s good. You protect me, I protect my sons. If someone dares to steal their names, you will help me beat them till they fly away, okay?”
Elvis was confused by Gu Mengmeng going around in circles, but nodded instinctively, “Alright, I will listen to you.”
Gu Mengmeng felt much more relieved, taking a deep breath and was about to say something before she turned to Lea again, thinking seriously, “Lea, I heard… you are quite familiar with the beast deity, aren’t you?”
Lea laughed out loud, “Aren’t you more familiar with the beast deity? I heard he is your father.”
That made Gu Mengmeng so delighted she kept slapping her thighs, “That’s right! The beast deity is my father, so he is the grandfather of my sons. Who would dare to snatch the damned names of the grandsons of the beast deity? I would go back to make a damned complaint to my father, and make him kill those demons!”
Gu Mengmeng could finally be completely relieved at that thought, feeling refreshed, “Come come come, let’s profit on collective wisdom to name our four children.”
Lea shrugged, “Do I… have the right to name to the children?”
Gu Mengmeng thought for a while before smiling awkwardly.
True, no one has ever heard of the doctor delivering the baby naming the baby. After all, the parents are both here, isn’t it a little weird to let the doctor name?
But it also seemed pretty awkward to say no.
So Gu Mengmeng said, “Can, of course you can. You can suggest what names to give the children. If it sounds nice, we can use it too.”
Lea pointed at the four young ones, “”Mengmeng”, “Wants To”, “Mate With”, “Lea”.”
“Tsk…” the amount of awkwardness Gu Mengmeng was experiencing was out of this world… at Lea, “Mengmeng is my name, Lea is your name, do you mean to ask my eldest to kill me and my youngest to kill you?”
Lea shook his head, “Gu Mengmeng is your name, so he can be called Mengmeng. As for Lea… Hmm, I am willing to give this name to him, and I can go snatch someone else’s. Eh, what do you think of Barete’s name?”
“So-so!” Gu Mengmeng held her elbow, “Seems like the names you picked are not that great, just give up on it.”
Lea did not get angry, nodding to express his lack of opinion. Then, he tilted his body alluringly, staying beside Gu Mengmeng in a half-lying half-crawling position, wagging his tail like a pet.
Gu Mengmeng looked down, asking, “What are you doing?”
Lea’s long, narrow eyes blinked right at Gu Mengmeng, “A pet beast should look like a pet beast, since you are not going to eat me, I will just be a vixen then.”
Gu Mengmeng rolled her eyes, too lazy to bother about him, only turning around to look at Elvis, asking, “What about you? Do you have any good suggestions?”
Elvis thought for a moment, pointing to the four young ones, “”Scram”, “Scram Further Away”, “Scram Even Further Away”, “Scram Scram Scram”.”