As soon as Shen Yufeng’s voice fell, Tong Xi instantly froze on the spot. She clung to the back of the chair, stared at Shen Yufeng for five full seconds, then sat down again, turned around, and placed her hands heavily on An Xiaoyu’s shoulders.
"I’m now solemnly declaring, Xiaoyu, he’s passed my test! You can marry him! He’s just so handsome ahhhh..."
An Xiaoyu felt like Tong Xi’s demonic voice was about to puncture her eardrums.
How many seconds has Tong Xi even known Shen Yufeng? And she just, without a second word, sold me out?
An Xiaoyu turned to look at the instigator, only to find that he... was actually smiling!
Of all the things he could have said, why did he have to say that he was her future husband?
This arrogant guy, does he just assume that she’ll definitely go home to him?
Tong Xi was tipsy and now even more excited.
"Xiaoyu, let me tell you, I have seen many people in my life, but this man is the handsomest I’ve ever seen. You’ve hit the jackpot! With such high-quality genes, the babies you two have will definitely be super beautiful. Ahhh, I’m so looking forward to it... Will it be a godson or a goddaughter?"
Tong Xi was completely in a fangirl state. ᴛʜɪs ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ɪs ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇ ʙʏ 𝓷𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓵✦𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓮✦𝓷𝓮𝓽
"Ah, it’s so melancholic! Why don’t you just have a daughter, and when she grows up, she can marry my son... Haha, I’ll definitely be the best mother-in-law in the world. Or, you have a son, and I have a daughter, and later on I can be your son’s mother-in-law! Ah... it’s such a tough decision..."
If she weren’t in the car, An Xiaoyu really wanted to storm off.
They haven’t even started yet, and now they’re imagining the next generation?
At that moment, Shen Yufeng, who was sitting in the front, chimed in.
"Hmm, in the future Xiaoyu and I plan to have enough kids to form a soccer team. By then, we will have both sons and daughters!"
Shen Yufeng really loved making shocking statements; An Xiaoyu instantly got angry.
"Have a soccer team? Shen Yufeng, do you think I’m a sow?"
"Too many?" Shen Yufeng laughed and said, "How about this, let’s just have two sons and two daughters!"
Can the matter of having kids be bargained over?
But soon, An Xiaoyu realized she was led astray by this guy Shen Yufeng again!
In the end, it still comes down to having kids with him...
Tong Xi, on the other hand, clapped her hands and cheered.
"Great, great, two sons and two daughters, that would make two ’good’ characters! Good things should come in pairs!"
Tong Xi’s comment quite pleased Shen Yufeng.
"I think, although your friend is drunk, her demeanor when drunk is much better than yours! Remember when I picked you up from the road that time? You were so drunk, almost unconscious, and still sang ’Calabash Brothers’ in the car."
An Xiaoyu was somewhat embarrassed.
’Calabash Brothers,’ why would she sing that song...
"Cough cough, that shows my childlike innocence!"
"Don’t flatter yourself, your singing was more like ghosts wailing and wolves howling!"
An Xiaoyu’s face went dark, and she asked indignantly:
"Was my singing really that bad?"
Shen Yufeng looked off into the distance with a gaze full of laughter, as if reminiscing about the time when they first met.
"Back then, I really wanted the snake spirit to take you away!"
An Xiaoyu clenched her fist.
Shen Yufeng, just you wait, we are now archenemies!
Meanwhile, Tong Xi, after hearing their conversation, had an idea.
"Are you guys talking about singing? I really want to sing too! What should I sing?"
Before An Xiaoyu could respond, Tong Xi had already started belting out loudly—