I didn’t expect that the little action flicks I used to enjoy so much look so dull now.
Chen Long didn’t pay attention at first.
After a busy day, he came back to the barracks late at night and opened it to watch again.
He found that really, really, watching his favorite flicks, he felt nothing, and even a bit nauseous.
Why do the naked men and women twirling around feel so disgusting?
He closed the computer and glanced down at his long johns.
Suddenly he noticed something was off.
Damn, he’s a normal man, and this morning he had a nosebleed watching Mr. Bo and Miss Xi "treat" each other through the gauze, so why doesn’t he feel anything watching the flicks?
He went online in the group chat late at night, wanting to find someone to talk to.
It turns out, everyone was talking about...
"Hey, did you eat vegetarian tonight?"
"I did, I gnawed on a carrot."
"Hands up, I gnawed on tomato and potato."
"I had broccoli with string beans. So refreshing!"
Chen Long was puzzled: "What are you all talking about?"
Yin Hu: "Ah? Just fulfilling a vow for Mr. Bo."
Chen Long: "What vow?"
Yin Hu: "Well, before, weren’t we praying in the group chat for Mr. Bo to wake up quickly? Then everyone made their own vows asking for a blessing from the Heavenly God."
Chen Long’s heart sank: "What vows did you make?"
"What else can you vow, usually when you make a vow, it’s to go vegetarian for years. We have to go to the battlefield and maintain our strength, so it’s not suitable to be vegetarian for life. So the brothers all swore that if Mr. Bo woke up, we’d go vegetarian for three years, to repay the gods!"
Chen Long was dumbfounded: "Damn, why didn’t you say earlier that for prayers, we could swear to go vegetarian!"
Everyone was confused: "Then what did you vow, Brother Long?"
Chen Long didn’t want to talk. He angrily exited the group chat.
Damn, is he the only one who foolishly vowed not to touch a woman for three years???
So, did the Heavenly God really hear their wishes and used their sincere vows to exchange for Mr. Bo’s awakening?
So, the answer to the problem he was always worried about was finally known—
One of the tragic costs of Mr. Bo waking up was that Chen Long couldn’t touch a woman for three years, oh oh oh.
He closed his eyes and pinched his thigh: Damn! No crying! Worth it!
Bao Gucheng focused intently on the control stick, closely monitoring the various indicators on the dashboard.
He had heard that the plane on which Xi Zuzi came almost had an accident, so this time he was personally piloting the flight, especially careful, not letting her get hurt at all.
Xi Zuzi sat behind him, watching his straight back and the curve of his neck, taking a deep breath: Mmm, nice smell!
The smell of Xiao Chenger working seriously, especially nice!
Finally released from being muted, the Fu Xiqin hung at the waist of the little crow, couldn’t help but comment quietly: "Is this Little Ancestor’s new breeding target?"
The little crow’s face darkened, and it immediately raised its paw and gave Fu Xiqin’s head a sharp slap: "What are you saying, call him Mr. Bao."
Have some respect for Ancestor’s boy.
After all, who knows when (like after spending the night something), Consort Bao’s rank would get upgraded.
Fu Xiqin pursed its lips: "Only my master deserves to be called ’Mr.’"
The little crow: "Isn’t your master already long dead and gone?"
Fu Xiqin’s strings twitched awkwardly, quickly changing the subject: "Ahem. Actually, I don’t understand why you took me away just now, not letting me watch Ancestor treat the patient?"
The little crow: "Not suitable for children."
"Then why didn’t you let me watch Old Man Yang with his fingers bleeding profusely, what did he do wrong ah, Ancestor was dealing with him so harshly?"
The little crow: "..." You talk too much, it’s really annoying!
Seated behind, Xi Zuzi’s quiet voice spoke up: "Because he is a doctor, and a doctor should have a benevolent heart. If a doctor lacks benevolence and becomes arrogant, it will be a disaster for the world. Moreover, for eight lives, exchanging for his ten fingers is not too much."
Fu Xiqin nodded vigorously: "Ancestor you are too right! You are very gentle already, if it were my master, he wouldn’t even bat an eye at killing, corpses everywhere, back in the day, for you—"