Zhang Bin clutched the report card, unable to speak for a long time on the podium!
It wasn’t until the curiosity of everyone below the podium was about to explode that he finally managed to speak with a hoarse and trembling voice: "Zuzi, English, zero points."
The audience burst into laughter!
Sorry, Ancestor Sister, it’s not that we don’t respect you, we just can’t help it.
Zhang Bin took a deep breath and continued, "Chinese, 150 points..."
The crowd fell silent.
Wait a minute, the full score for the college entrance exam Chinese paper is 150 points, they must have misheard something.
Zhang Bin’s voice was dry as he continued: "Comprehensive, 300 points..."
The crowd was stunned into silence!
The college entrance exam comprehensive paper, 300 points also means a full score.
Their reaction time wasn’t long enough, and it took several seconds. Then they exploded with a burst of incredulous screams:
"Holy crap, Zhang Ban, did you add two extra zeros?"
"How can anyone get full marks in both Chinese and Comprehensive? You always get points deducted in essays, right?"
"Holy crap, now I remember, Zuzi’s essay was written in ancient Chinese we couldn’t understand! The only of its kind in ancient Chinese, holy crap!"
"Is this even a regular nerd? This is a liberal arts genius!"
"But why does a liberal arts genius get zero in English?"
"I guess maybe Ancestor Sister disdains learning foreign characters!"
The excited discussions reached a fever pitch, and everyone completely ignored their own failing grades, all envying Zuzi for her eye-popping perfect scores.
If this were the college entrance exam, with just Chinese and Comprehensive, it’s already 450 points, enough to pass the undergraduate admission threshold!
And if you add math...
Everyone realized and stared at Zhang Bin in unison: "What about math? Ancestor Sister’s math score?"
Zhang Bin’s neck turned red and swollen.
He bit his cheek, took several deep breaths, and finally said, "Math, zero points!"
What the heck is with "zero points," "perfect score," "perfect score," "zero points"!
Ancestor Sister’s report card, it’s so darn unique.
Amidst the gasps of envy, Zuzi, sitting in the last row, finally stopped playing with the Blue Blood Monarch watch she had taken off Bao Gucheng’s wrist.
She paused, slightly raised her swan-like neck, and with a half-smile, propped her chin: "Xiao Zhang, did you miss something?"
On the podium, Zhang Bin’s neck reddened a few shades more!
He wished he could turn back time and swallow that impulsive bet he had made in a moment of stupidity.
Wu Minghao, sitting in the front row closest to the podium, craned his neck to look at the report card and shouted, "Zhang Ban, you’re not being fair. Our Ancestor Sister’s report card shows two math scores, 0 or 150, the grading teachers didn’t finalize it, so how can you say it’s zero points, why not say 150 points?"
Wu Minghao carried a lazy tone, his voice quite sharp: "Could it be, you’re scared that if Ancestor Sister’s total score passes, you’ll have to live stream eating shit for everyone?"
Zhang Bin’s face was about to burst from holding it in, he forced himself to angrily say, "Her math score is zero points!"
Wu Minghao sneered, "Fine, fine, even if you insist on picking the zero column, I’ll give you a math question from elementary school on the spot. Our Ancestor Sister’s Chinese and Comprehensive add up to 450, while the full college entrance exam score is 750, 750 divided by 450, isn’t it already passing? You should fulfill your bet right now, live stream! I’ll help you open the men’s restroom door!"
The whole class got excited.
Of course, everyone wanted to see the homeroom teacher fulfill his promise to live stream eating shit.
Meanwhile, they were extremely curious about what Zuzi did on the math paper to make the battle-tested grading team give such a drastically different score of 0 and 150???