Jun Moyan glanced at him, "You can only imagine that in your boredom."
"What are you saying? You’re not even 25, don’t tell me you’ve seen through life’s pleasures so early, or is it that... you’re not capable in that area?" Shangguan Yu bit his chopstick, a teasing smile on his face as he looked at the slightly irritated Jun Moyan.
Wen Xiao’ai, who was drinking milk, didn’t understand what they meant, but seeing Jun Moyan looking a bit unhappy, she knew it wasn’t anything nice.
She immediately raised her little fists and swung them at Shangguan Yu.
Pesky ghost, you’re the one who’s not capable. Don’t you dare bully Jun Moyan.
Jun Moyan is so capable, how could he not be? He’s definitely more than capable.
Wen Xiao’ai retracted her little fists, gently patted Jun Moyan’s hand with her little paw, as if to comfort him, Don’t mind that pesky ghost, you’re definitely capable.
Is Xiaoguai... comforting him?
The corner of Jun Moyan’s mouth twitched slightly.
Could this little thing understand what they were saying?
"Pfft hahaha, it’s comforting you, hahaha..." Shangguan Yu burst out laughing, so delighted he almost slapped the table.
Jun Moyan, with a dark expression, glared at the laugh-contorted Shangguan Yu, "Although I haven’t personally tested it, I’m sure I’m better than you."
"Tsk~" Shangguan Yu gave him a disdainful look, "Then we should compare when we get the chance."
"You’re really boring."
"Since you’re physically fine, then how come you haven’t had a girlfriend for so many years, or is it that... you like men?"
Making me suffer cold showers, making me sleep on the bathroom floor, I’ll see to it that I annoy you to death.
A vein throbbed at Jun Moyan’s temple.
Even though he knew Shangguan Yu was deliberately irritating him, the challenge and questioning of a man’s pride is something no one can tolerate.
"If you were a woman, I would have made you regret your words today."
After a two-second pause, Shangguan Yu realized the implication of his words and couldn’t help but feel goosebumps all over.
"No, no, no... You’re capable, you’re capable," Shangguan Yu swallowed hard, suddenly losing his appetite for lunch.
"Meow?" Wen Xiao’ai was a bit confused.
Why did that pesky ghost suddenly back down?
What did Jun Moyan’s words mean?
Why would he make him regret if he were a woman, but not if he’s a man?
"Xiaoguai? Have you had enough?" Jun Moyan called out to the distracted Wen Xiao’ai.
Wen Xiao’ai set the milk bottle aside and continued eating.
"I have special training this afternoon, I’ll head back to the base now," Shangguan Yu put down his chopsticks.
Before Shangguan Yu could finish calling out the name, he felt Jun Moyan’s "friendly" gaze reminding him and quickly corrected himself, "...Xiaoguai."
"Meow~" Wen Xiao’ai lifted her little head from the dish, looking at Shangguan Yu. Orıginal content can be found at N0veI.Fiɾe.net
What do you want with this Princess?
Somehow, Wen Xiao’ai felt a bit displeased when Shangguan Yu called her Xiaoguai.
She still thought ’AD Calcium’ suited him better when he called her.
Even though it didn’t sound nice.
But the name Xiaoguai... sounded better when Jun Moyan said it.
"What do you like? Next time I come, I’ll bring you a gift," Shangguan Yu said.
"No need, whatever it wants, I can buy for it," Jun Moyan answered for her before Wen Xiao’ai could respond.
Exactly, I don’t need you to buy anything.
"Are you sure you’ll buy whatever it wants?" Shangguan Yu raised an eyebrow, clearly about to be inappropriate again.
"Will you buy a little tomcat for it, too?"
Jun Moyan paused, looking at Shangguan Yu, a bit puzzled, "Buy a little tomcat for what?"
"What do you think? You think everyone’s like you, able to live without a partner? Animals go into heat, unless you plan, when the time comes..."
"Get out!" Jun Moyan’s face turned instantly dark.