Seeing that Jun Moyan still ignored him, Shangguan Yu grew even angrier, "Jun, did you not hear me speak? I said I’m not eating."
"What does that have to do with me." Jun Moyan didn’t so much as glance at him, continuing to feed the dispirited Wen Xiao’ai.
Shangguan Yu felt frustrated, very much so.
"Do you have no conscience? I just rushed back from Holy City last night, didn’t even go home or to the barracks, came straight to see you with two boxes of milk, and you didn’t even look out for me late at night, and now you’re treating me to this dog food first thing in the morning?" Shangguan Yu was full of complaints.
"Dog food?" Wen Xiao’ai, still drained from her period, lacked energy and, upon hearing Shangguan Yu’s words, lifted her eyelids slightly and glanced into his bowl.
"Where’s the dog food, isn’t all this tasty stuff?"
"Don’t make seeking refuge sound so nice, and besides, you brought those two boxes of milk because you had them left over and brought them along conveniently." Jun Moyan’s indifferent voice rose.
Directly called out, Shangguan Yu felt somewhat awkward.
"You still have the nerve to say that, ever since my mom found out you got yourself a girlfriend, she’s been calling three or four times a day urging me to find one too, making me too scared to even go home." Shangguan Yu complained, and as he spoke, he even felt a bit aggrieved.
"We agreed to stay single together, yet you secretly got a girlfriend. Are we even brothers anymore?" Shangguan Yu cast a resentful glance at Wen Xiao’ai, who was enjoying Jun Moyan’s attentions, feeling quite upset inside.
"We’ve been brothers for so many years, even wore the same pants, and you never fed me. You’ve only been together for a short while, sleeping together is already surprising, but feeding her too? And doing it right in front of me."
"That was you wearing mine." He never wore his pants.
"Isn’t it all the same?"
"What are you talking about?" Wen Xiao’ai expressed her confusion at Shangguan Yu’s rambling.
What about staying single together? What about getting a girlfriend? How did it come to wearing each other’s pants?
"Nothing, I’m just blessing you both, wishing you a century of good harmony, an early and prosperous offspring, growing old together." Shangguan Yu curled his lips, his tone dripping with sarcasm.
"Growing old together? Old and worn out shoes?"
Is this supposed to be a blessing? Why does it sound like describing some old folks...?
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Seeing that Jun Moyan had no reaction, Shangguan Yu looked at him, "How come you’re not saying that she’s still a child, that nothing happened between them this time?"
"Facts speak louder than words."
"I don’t believe you for a second, you irresponsible cad, do you dare say you don’t like her? Can you honestly say that nothing happened when you, a single man and woman, sleep together late at night? If you really had no physical reaction, it’s not that you’re abstinent, it’s that you’re broken."
Hearing about the physical reaction part, Jun Moyan, who was feeding Wen Xiao’ai sweet porridge with a spoon, paused, recalling what happened a few nights ago...
Shangguan Yu picked up chopsticks from the table and started jabbing them at the table insistently, "See, see, I knew it, and you still won’t admit it, your body’s much more honest than your mouth."
"...If you’re done eating, get going."
"Nah nah nah, feeling embarrassed because I hit the nail on the head, huh?" Shangguan Yu looked at him with disdain and disbelief.
"What about it, huh? Liking someone is totally normal, what’s there to deny?"
"There’s nothing of the sort, Jun Moyan really likes me, there’s nothing to deny." Although Wen Xiao’ai didn’t understand this talk about the body being more honest than the mouth, she understood the rest.
"Look at the young lady here, then look at yourself. How did I never notice your cad attributes before?"