It can’t be denied, Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures really do wonders for cultivators. Yun Ran could clearly feel her fragile body rapidly recovering.
At this thought, she suddenly realized how wise it was when her master started her on medicinal baths for Body Refining as a baby.
Luckily, Xie Xuzhi was generous. He shared half of the good stuff acquired from the Si Family with her as a reward. Later on, she planned to use all those medicinal herbs for Body Refining.
Although the effects wouldn’t be as good as if she started Body Refining as a baby, it was still better than nothing.
With a "bang," Yun Ran, lost in thought, stared bewilderedly at the collapsed hospital bed.
She knew that without Merit Golden Light, she was bound to be unlucky, but she didn’t expect to be this unlucky. She wasn’t heavy; how could she have broken the bed?
Looking back, she figured people would die laughing at her. This was a hospital exclusive to the Special Administration Bureau, where substandard items should be impossible.
Yun Ran, touching her slightly sore butt, winced at the touch. The sting was so distinct she knew without looking that her skin must be bruising.
[Host, you really need to start earning some Merit quickly, or else these trivial mishaps might actually cost you half a life!]
Without a word, Yun Ran scrambled up, grabbed her personal belongings, and bolted—who knows if she would die of embarrassment if she stayed any longer.
Just after leaving the hospital, a bird flew overhead and, by a stroke of "luck," dropped droppings on her shoe.
Before she even had time to get mad, a nearby water pipe suddenly burst, drenching Yun Ran with a spray of water.
She would remember today’s humiliation!
However, she hadn’t anticipated that the misfortunes wouldn’t just decrease but become increasingly outrageous.
Wherever she went, either a branch would conveniently break and fall, or she’d step on a loose paving stone and sewage would splash up on her.
Those following behind Yun Ran recorded her misfortunes on their phones after seeing her in such a predicament.
"I’ve never seen someone so unlucky; it’s as if everything deliberately targets her."
"What on earth did she do in her past life to warrant such bizarre afflictions?"
"Better stay away from her, lest we get struck by lightning too."
No matter how cautious Yun Ran was, she kept finding herself on the receiving end of all sorts of bizarre incidents.
Soon, the hashtag #WalkingDisasterDeity went viral on the internet.
Many passersby posted their videos online, and others even began searching out the locations of these incidents, watching them as if they were a TV series.
Their only regret was that all the videos only captured Yun Ran’s back or profile, none showed her face clearly.
This only peaked people’s curiosity about what the girl deemed a disaster deity actually looked like.
Gao He, who was idly scrolling through his phone in the security booth, recognized Yun Ran in a video and nearly choked on his own saliva.
He quickly opened their group chat.
[Big Boss, check this out, Yun Ran has gone viral!]
Shen Zhe, who was out delivering food, stopped his scooter when he heard the notification and opened the video app.
Not only did he see Yun Ran’s hapless moments, but he also saw that many netizens had mapped out the path she’d taken.
Thankfully, Yun Ran’s face wasn’t clear in the videos. Without a doubt, Shen Zhe knew Yun Ran must have used some magic so no one could capture her face, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
Though a bit embarrassing, it’s fine as long as no one digs up Yun Ran’s information.
But the heat from this topic is too much of a hassle, so Shen Zhe made a phone call.
Soon, the trending search about the misfortune god was questioned; many thought it was just a publicity stunt by an internet celebrity company.
All these series of unlucky events were deliberately arranged, obviously eye-catching and definitely vulgar hype.
At first, many people driven by morbid curiosity changed from being initially amazed to disgusted after seeing these speculations.
They reported the related videos one after another.
Quickly, the topic of Yun Ran being the walking embodiment of misfortune was banned due to numerous reports.
Yun Ran had no idea that she almost became a sensational topic person.
A luxury car slowly pulled up to the curb; Yun Ran glanced over, and the car window lowered, revealing Xie Xuzhi’s face that could topple the masses.
At this moment, Yun Ran was in a sorry state, one could describe her appearance as filthy and messy, but Xie Xuzhi didn’t even lift an eyelid.
Yun Ran wasn’t being overly sensitive; since Xie Xuzhi didn’t mind her making his car dirty, she cared even less about herself.
As soon as she got in the car, a strange smell wafted in, but Xie Xuzhi’s expression didn’t change at all.
Yun Ran really admired his composure; the people from the Xie Family truly lived up to their reputation.
"Aren’t you afraid that my bad luck right now will cause your car to have a flat tire?"
Xie Xuzhi finally reacted, but his eyes were more filled with speechlessness.
"Your little misfortune is nothing compared to my Life Chart, it’s like a witch seeing a great wizard!"
Yun Ran then remembered, Xie Xuzhi was indeed more formidable, as anyone who had contact with him met with dire consequences in the past.
Now he doesn’t bring harm to those around him, but his own life isn’t long.
If the luxury car can withstand someone like Xie Xuzhi, it could probably withstand her as well.
It is said that there is a difference between rich families and rich families; after all, the Yun Family is also one of the top ten wealthy families in Hai City, with a fortune of tens of billions.
The luxury car allocated to her, the freeloader, was also worth millions.
But after getting in Xie Xuzhi’s car, she knew that her luxury car stood no comparison to Xie Xuzhi’s.
Fortunately, she was a person with experiences and not driven by curiosity to fiddle around.
Suddenly, a voice came from overhead: "You demolished the hospital bed and just sneaked away?"
She thought she had quite thick skin, but when faced with ’acquaintances’ revealing her shortcomings, Yun Ran still felt her face burning.
"How could that be sneaking away? I was awake, naturally, I shouldn’t take advantage of the public resources. Besides, the bed collapsed because of poor quality, what does it have to do with me!"
Xie Xuzhi gave a light chuckle and didn’t say anything more.
But he made Yun Ran’s toes almost dig out a gigantic flat.
When the familiar scenery appeared, Yun Ran didn’t care about the awkwardness anymore and turned her head to Xie Xuzhi: "Did you deliberately bring me to the Imperial Cauldron Club?"
For Yun Ran, this piece of prime feng shui land was an excellent healing sanctuary.
Isn’t this just like putting a mouse into a rice bin?