Jiutiao Meijie and Kiyono Lin were using a new microphone and new chairs; Dubian Che had specifically mentioned it yesterday.
"Good afternoon, everyone. This is the Broadcasting Club, and today we have three guests. Please introduce yourselves."
"Good afternoon, I’m Kiyono Lin."
In the broadcasting room, Kiyono Lin glanced at Dubian Che.
"Today I’m playing the aloof Dubian Che," Dubian Che explained.
Although no one knew what had happened, laughter erupted from every corner of the school when they heard Dubian Che say that.
"Mr. Dubian always seems quite aloof," the host said.
"You all misunderstand me, I’m not aloof at all. If there were any first-year students in my class, they would know that before I started dating Meijie, I was still able to talk to girls."
"I chose to, my Kazumi has a great temperament, loves me to bits."
"Jiutiao, is it true what Mr. Dubian said?" the host asked.
"Of course, I love Dubian the most, right, Kiyono?"
"Are you begging me?"
"You really have a thick face," Jiutiao Meijie said.
"My face is as big as yours."
"No, your face is a bit bigger than mine."
"Bad eyesight can be gifted away, even I have to admit that your eyes are indeed pretty."
"Dubian, whose face is bigger?" Jiutiao Meijie smirked at Kiyono Lin, then asked Dubian Che.
"Can’t tell, I’ve only felt Meijie’s face, they feel about the same size."
Without letting them speak further, Dubian Che said to the host, "Isn’t there a letter? Let’s start, I haven’t had lunch yet."
In the teachers’ office, the teachers were laughing hysterically.
Akiko was slapping her thigh and said to Xiaoquan Aonai, "You should also ask that Dubian kid later."
"Whose face is bigger!"
"How can I compare with a sixteen-year-old girl?"
"If you can’t compare, I’ll make you ask him! The shapes are different, but the sizes are similar. And it’s not just about the size of the face, if Dubian doesn’t say your face is small, he won’t touch you for a month."
The female teachers were muttering quietly, the single Akiko was giving relationship advice to Xiaoquan Aonai, who had a boyfriend.
"We received a lot of letters this time, but due to time constraints and to avoid putting our guests on the spot, we’ve only selected five."
"The first one, pen name , the content of the letter: ’Mr. Dubian is so handsome! Extremely handsome!’ Really a passionate letter, but it also speaks everyone’s mind. What do you three think?"
"He’s so handsome, senior," Jiutiao Meijie said with a smile.
"Really handsome, senior," Kiyono Lin’s voice was gentle.
"... I prefer being called bro~ther~, please say it again."
"Give me a repentance letter tonight."
"Ha ha ha, Mr. Dubian and Jiutiao seem so in love. Next is the second letter, pen name , ’Big Sister, could you hold a handshake event? We’re all female fans!’"
"Can’t. Also, please disband."
"Nice!" Dubian Che applauded.
"Poor fan club, but I think they just love this unreachable side of Kiyono. The third letter, pen name , ’Queen Jiutiao, we pledge allegiance to you!’"
"Disband, you guys too," Dubian Che said.
"Disband, I only accept Dubian’s allegiance. Dubian, when will you pledge allegiance to me?"
"All three of you have such personalities. The fourth letter, pen name , ’Has Dubian considered debuting? We will be your fans forever! Also, could you share some personal hobbies, favorite things?’
"Haven’t considered it. Hobby is Meijie, favorite is also Meijie, Meijie, I love you."
"Mr. Dubian, I really appreciate this about you, but may I ask a question?"
"Let’s talk when I’m free."
"I’m a bit curious about Kiyono’s question. The last letter, , ’Dubian, do you think Jiutiao or Kiyono is cuter?’ We’re also curious about this question. There have been votes held at school, with results going back and forth. As the best friend of both Jiutiao and Kiyono, Dubian, who do you think is cuter?"
Dubian Che took the letter and looked at it.
"Blow the Trombone," he read out the pen name.
"What’s wrong?" asked the host.
"Nothing, just felt some malice," Dubian Che put down the letter, "As for cuteness, I think both are about the same."
"What did you say? I didn’t hear clearly," Jiutiao Meijie said.
"But, Meijie is my girlfriend, so she’s a bit cuter in my heart."
"Think about it carefully, Kiyono is my close friend, hmm, indeed, they are both equally cute."
For the next while, the whole school listened as Dubian Che was ’educated’ by Jiutiao Meijie and Kiyono Lin.
’Yuzao Haomei, I’ll remember you!’