Chapter 337: Chapter 338: Mom has committed domestic violence again!
Translator: 549690339
What kind of logic is this?
“That’s how it’s always shown on TV!” The little chap gesticulated excitedly, “On TV, all the martial art brothers can fly!”
Ye Xingbei:”?? Son, you’re overthinking! What you’re talking about is from
Kung fu movies, it’s all fake!”
“Oh ” The little chap looked a bit disappointed, muttering, “I thought I could
fly if Brother Xiaoyue became my martial arts brother!”
Ye Xingbei:”?? You’re overthinking.”
“Okay!” The sapling seems a little regretful, but doesn’t linger too much on it. He grabbed Gu Junzhu’s hand- the one that had been massaging him, threw himself into his arms, hugged his neck, planted a big kiss on him, and acted cute in a sweet, coquettish way: “Daddy, you’re so nice! Since you love Xiao Shu so much, when Xiao Shu grows up, Xiao Shu will be filial and will buy you lots and lots of delicious food!”
Having scratched Gu Junzhu’s itch, his eyes brimmed with happiness as he moved to touch the little face, “Good boy!”
My, he used to not believe when others said his son was a gift from God, but now, he believes.
Just how lucky is he to have such an adorable priced-out son.
He’s so adorable that his heart is about to melt!
Ye Xingbei pretended to be jealous, “Are you only buying stuff for Daddy? What about Mum?”
“Mum will get some too!” The little chap, hugging Gu Junzhu’s neck, turned his tiny head to look at her, “Mum will get some, Brother Xiaoyue will get some, Auntie will also get some, everyone will get something!”
To sum everyone under the same umbrella, but to only single out Gu Junzhu, she felt quite displeased.
So, has she really raised a son for Gu Junzhu?
She shot Gu Junzhu a piercing glance.
He stole her son, humph, just wait and see!
Gu Junzhu was hugging Xiao Shumiao, but was looking at her, acting completely serious, “Sweetheart, why are you flirting with me out of the blue? In broad daylight, and in front of the kids at that, this isn’t good!”
“Wow!” Xiao Shumiao quickly turned to look at his mum: “Mum’s flirty eyes must be so beautiful! A single tender glance from her with a delightful smile puts all other feminine charm to shame! Mum, do it again, I didn’t catch it earlier!”
“…” Ye Xingbei almost spat blood, she twisted Gu Junzhu’s arm decisively: “What are you talking about in front of the kids?”
If it weren’t for the kids, she would have strangled him right there.
“Wow! Mum is abusing Dad again!” Xiao Shumiao looked at Gu Junzhu with sympathy: “Daddy, you’re so pitiful!”
Who exactly is pitiful!
Gu Junzhu was containing his laughter so much that his stomach began to hurt, he pinched the little chap’s face, “It’s okay, beating and scolding is just another form of showing affection, your dad and mum are just showing their love for each other!”
“Oh, oh!” Xiao Shumiao nodded, “Then, Brother Xiaoyue and I are just eating the romance!”
“Pft…” Ye Xingbei had just brought a cup of water to her lips and unexpectedly spurted it all out.
Gu Junzhu collapsed in laughter on the sofa, still remembering to pat Ye Xingbei’s back: “Keep calm! Keep calm! Our son is such a cutie, haha!”
Ye Xingbei hurriedly grabbed a tissue to wipe her mouth and slapped him on the head.
Where did her son learn all this weird stuff from?
She was about to go crazy.
“Eating dog food…” The little chap suddenly remembered something, and suddenly pounced on Gu Junzhu, hugging his neck like a coiled candy, twisting back and forth, “Daddy, can you go and buy a dog for Brother Xiaoyue and me? I want to raise a dog!”
“No way!” Before Gu Junzhu could speak, Ye Xingbei replied first: “You’re allergic, we can’t keep hairy animals..”