The Old Turtle turned into his old man form.
He looked at the very injured Chen Zhao.
“Don’t tell me you went to experience the meat grinder.”
“Why would you think that someone would willingly experience that?”
Chen Zhao rolled his eyes. The Old Turtle’s hobby was a bit too unusual.
“Did you bring the items that I wanted?”
“Nope. As soon as I left the River Map, I was forced onto a helicopter by someone.”
“I’ve seen helicopters on TV. I really want to try it myself.”
“Don’t ask me to get a helicopter for you, because I can’t.”
“How about a remote control helicopter?”
“…”
The Old Turtle had been too lonely.
“Fine, I’ll go to the supermarket soon.”
“I really want to go to the supermarket.”
“Would you like me to open a supermarket for you?”
“Sure.”
“F**k off.”
Even if Chen Zhao really opened a supermarket in here, would the Old Turtle be able to shop and be the cashier all by himself?
Chen Zhao applied some ointment on himself and lay on the ground.
He was really tired, too tired.
He needed to sleep now.
After who knows how long, Chen Zhao heard the sound of fighting.
When he opened his eyes, he saw two Old Turtles, one black and one white, fighting with each other.
They punched and kicked each other wildly. It was an intense battle.
“Uh…”
Why were there two Old Turtles?
Was he alone for too long, so his negative emotions materialized?
And then they attacked each other?
Chen Zhao imagined all sorts of things in his mind.
“Stop, stop, the mortal is awake.”
Then, the two Old Turtles combined into one.
“What was that?”
“Oh, when I’m bored, I’ll fight myself. It’s called cloning.”
This old guy can’t be more silly.
To spend his time, he even thought of such a thing.
“Can I learn it?”
“Nope, humans can’t learn it.”
Chen Zhao was very disappointed. If he could learn this technique, it would be amazing.
“Do you have any kind of divine techniques for me?”
“Nope, all my abilities came from birth.”
Chen Zhao was upset. You’ve cultivated this for like millions of years.
Can’t you be a bit better?
Like inventing some super powerful cultivation methods?
What a useless old man…
What’s the use of an old man who only knows how to fight with himself?
“How many clones can you create?”
“As many as I want.”
“Why don’t you create two armies and fight with each other?”
“Oh! Good idea! Why didn’t I think of it.”
In an instant, the Old Turtle split into a hundred thousand, divided into the white team and the black team.
Then, without any delay, war erupted.
Chen Zhao sat at the side, watching the two parties beat each other up.
They were actually trying to kill each other.
How did it feel to watch a hundred thousand white-haired old men have a group fight?
A black-shirted old man lay before Chen Zhao. He was about to go and help him up.
However, a white-shirted old man came and crash-landed on him.
Chen Zhao pulled one of the clones out.
“Old Turtle, apart from cloning, do you know anything else? Like disguise? Turn into someone else?”
“Yes, why?”
“Why don’t you turn into Scarlett from the Avengers? It’s more interesting to see a hundred thousand Scarletts fight.”
“I can’t use cloning during disguise. I can’t use disguise during cloning. Ah…”
After a few hours, all the hundred thousand clones died.
“Puff, what a satisfying fight.”
“Old Turtle, turn into Scarlett.”
“Okay, done.”
“Never mind. Change back.”
“What? Don’t you like it? Or do I not look like her?”
“Your face does,” Chen Zhao sighed. “If you don’t want to change your body, that’s fine. At least remove the beard. Do you know you’ve just destroyed my perfect impression of her?”
Nevertheless, as Chen Zhao recovered from his injuries, the Old Turtle did kill a lot of boredom for him.
Chen Zhao stayed in the River Map for ten days. It was only more than ten minutes in the real world.
…
Splash—
Fali was awakened by a loud splash.
She got out of bed and walked to the balcony, where she saw huge waves in the lake.
Someone was swimming in the lake.
“Chen, is it you?”
Chen Zhao climbed ashore. He had just placed the Old Turtle’s internal alchemy in the lake.
However, because of its weight, some of it had sunk into the mud.
Due to the depth of the lake, the top portion of the internal alchemy was about ten centimeters above the surface.
It looked like a small island at the center of the lake.
The internal alchemy would constantly improve the surrounding environment and Spiritual Qi.
Chen Zhao returned home and changed his clothes. The underlings quickly removed the dirty clothes.
The underling was really the all-round best servant.
Apart from the fact that they should not be exposed, they had almost no flaws.
To Fali, it was just a single day.
But to Chen Zhao, he had not seen Fali in ten days.
“Fali, I miss you.”
Fali could feel that Chen Zhao was particularly enthusiastic today.
He was more intense than usual. Fali tried her best to cooperate with him.
However, after a few rounds, Fali could not take it anymore.
But Chen Zhao’s desire was still high.
“Darling, let me rest for a while… just a while…”
Chen Zhao wanted more, but looking at the exhausted Fali, he gave up.
The next day, Chen Zhao woke up, fully energized.
Fali was still in bed. It was a hard night for her.
She could not take Chen Zhao’s wild attacks at all.
After lying for half an hour, Fali rushed to work.
On the other hand, Chen Zhao went to the supermarket.
The Old Turtle wanted many things. Some were not even available in the supermarket, so Chen Zhao would have to order them online.
For example, a motor generator. Although he only wanted a small one, it was definitely unavailable in the supermarket.
Because Chen Zhao bought many items, the supermarket offered free delivery.
All the staff knew where Chen Zhao lived.
They also knew that he was basically the richest person in Mountain Town.
The female staff in the supermarket kept making eyes at him.
When Chen Zhao left the supermarket, he received a call from Sienna.
“Chen, are you free now?”
“Yup. What’s up?”
“Remember last time I told you about the Supernatural Security Team that Movich Tutas had formed?”
“Yes. You even said that Chris is in charge of training them on how to escape.”
“They seem to be too arrogant, as if they can handle all kinds of situations. Can you teach them a lesson?”
“What do I have to do?”
“Let them spend a week in the hospital.”
“So you want me to go and beat them up?”
“Maybe not. After all, they’re going to face supernatural events, so I hope that they can be attacked by supernatural powers.”
Chen Zhao gave it some thought. “After ten tonight, bring them outside Mirror Lake.”