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Chapter 32: Interlude Chapter? by Harem-Fan
We got back to Kuoh Town on Friday evening...
I spent my first night back with my Mom and Dad, telling them how great my trip to England was.
My cover story for my Underworld trip, is we had a sponsored-trip to haunted castles during our break, for our Occult Research Club.
Yay cover story, I even gave them European gifts I bought online... I know I'm bad, right?
I naturally gave Tsubaki my entire Saturday, because well... I just missed her!
The both of us went to see some movies she was interested in.
I even watched romance films with her, so we could make out.
Tsubaki treated me again, to her favorite coffeehouse, and shared another drink.
Afterwards, I took her shopping, carrying all of her bags, like an obedient boyfriend.
Do you know how that damn Devil rewarded me for carrying all her things?!
She made me help in choosing sexy night wear, while in her changing room!
Let's just say... I was being very thorough in recording all of her measurements, twice.
Sadly, Tsubaki and I didn't cross that final line, but I'm in no rush... She is a very soft lady compared to my other wives.
That was a great date!
And on Sunday, like usual, I needed to watch my Dad's shop and do the Rias pickup...
Ding Ding~! A sexy redhead came walking into the store, and leaned on the front counter.
Rias smiled and asked me bluntly.
"Matsuda do you think you're going to be ready for your first wave of contracts tomorrow?"
Rias had a bit of worry in her blue eyes, not sure how I will do.
"Rias, don't worry... I have a plan to be the best contract Devil under your name!"
Yup I just gave her my thumbs-up and salesman smile!
"Even Akeno will bow down in respect to this Great Me!"
She puts her arms under her large boobs and says.
"Smug and out-loud! Contracts aren't as easy as you think they are. I don't want you to be discouraged, Mat. Akeno can get around 10-20 contracts in a month, and I don't want you to push too hard."
Rias is trying to be kind here.
"No honestly, I'm super confident! I need, no, I want to become a High Class Rank as fast as possible, to prove to everyone that those that believed in me didn't make the wrong choice!"
"I know you want to rub it in all the young Devils faces, that your Pawn cleaned their clocks, right?"
Grayfia needs more than a Low Class Husband!
Rias has a big smile and says.
"Aw, You think I'm cute?!"
Smack~! I just facepalm.
Is that all Rias caught out of all that?!
She puts her finger on her chin, and asks me.
"As your King, I have to reward my servants for doing a good job! What would you like as a prize for beating Akeno for the month?"
She has a playful smile...
I thought about what I needed...
"Can't think of anything... but a nice long lap-pillow! Those are the best!"
In the anime, Issei was lucky there... Am I drooling just looking at Rias's thighs?
With a playful smile, Rias declares...
"Oh, Is that what you want for beating her? Hmm-mm? Not a problem, then beat Akeno this month, and I will let you use my lap as a pillow for a nap!"
She is looking super proud like her looks were recognized!
"What? I didn't say that?"
Rias gave me a sultry smile, and said.
"You did! So no take-backs!"
Rias took her bag of books on the counter, winked at me, and said.
"Actually, I gave you my first lap pillow the night I made you mine, Ufufu... Bye Mat!" (When she sealed most of his Pawn potential.)
Ding Ding~! Then Rias shook her fine ass out the door!
"Fuck me, I missed out on lap Heaven?!"
I worked on my ideas for my contracts during the slow time and pondered...
"High-Class and a Rias Gremory lap-pillow? Okay, let's do it!"
I calculate in my head for a bit, and say to no one...
I pulled out my laptop, and began typing...
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Do you have a pest problem? I can get rid of anything! 8 legged, 6 legged, 4 legged, 2 legged. 1 or No legged... Pest Begone!
Landscaping? Flower? Crops? Want your bush in any-shape? This Devil has the mightiest Green-Thumb GUARANTEED!
Ultimate pet-trainer! Want your pet to sit, stay, fetch, play dead, guard, attack, or even use the toilet! Yup, I can do it!
I will cure most any ailment you have or think you have! Heart problems, stomach problems, lung cancer, you name it... I can probably cure it!
Want to look better and feel younger? I will shave that flab, cut a few years off that face, tone that ass, and grow-back hair!
Want a bigger 'D'? Bigger cup-size? Want green hair? I can fix you up!
Problems in bed, due to lower-back pains... no problem! I even cured mine!
I am sure there are many other things the Great Me can help with!
I'm cheap and affordable!
*No souls accepted! I only accept cash, collectibles, art, precious metal and stone, and other objects of value!
As long as you use my services, not only do I guarantee my work! Your secrets are safe with me!
What are you waiting for?
Just take this flyer and think of me and your wish!
I am the Mighty Matsuda!
Hours may vary, prefer to work nights! See you soon!
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This copy letter, attached to all of my flyers, is why I'm going to kill the contracts obtained and made!
Akeno that gets the most every month can suck my dick!
Not literally, but I probably might not be against the idea, if she begged enough?!
"Cough, Who am I kidding, I would be all over that! Akeno is hot..."
I went off topic, so with all of my summon flyers... I included this wish index, why?
Humans aren't imaginative enough!
They may not know they need help with anything, until they read this!
Then that middle-aged man that might otherwise throw away my flyer, might think... If my junk was bigger, my wife's hot friend might just... and so on and so on....
When I did my first 3 day gold-finger learning binge, I happened to read a marketing book my Mom had!
Make the customer want what you're selling...
"Fuck carrying perverts around in a princess dress! I'm going to do legit Devil contracts!"
If I want to be High Class Rank, and be respected, you have to be the best!
"Oh~no, am I about to overdo it again?"
"I want that lap-pillow and a blowjob... Maybe at the same time?!"
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