Food God System: Wasteland Chapter 149

The vehicle sped all the way.

He could see Xia Na had many questions, but he just ignored her and hummed a tune.

"We went to pee together, making frogs croak. The frog said my pee stank, I blamed the frog for jumping high."

"Lotus flowers floating in the pond, male frog holds the female frog’s waist. Together they rise and fall, swaying with the wind, male frog shouts female frog is foul..."

"Female frog jumps high in anger, saying it’s the man’s pee that’s nasty..."

"Could you... could you just stop singing?" Xia Na finally couldn’t hold it in, this guy kept humming some weird stuff.

She had a stern face, but the things he sang seemed to be picking a fight with frogs, she wanted to ignore him, yet the more she listened, the more catchy it became, she almost couldn’t hold her composure.

In front, Bobby, the driver, had his face reddening from holding back.

Almost laughed out loud.

"What, now you won’t even let me hum a tune?"

Xia Na gave him the finger: "Your taste is really vulgar."

"Come on, what’s so classy about a wasteland in the apocalypse? I have something classy.

Bright moonlight before the bed, suspect it is frost on the ground. Lifting my head to gaze at the moon, lowering my head, I think of home.

Sunshine on Xianglu produces purple smoke, looking afar at the waterfall hanging in front of the river. Flying down three thousand feet, suspect it’s the Milky Way falling from the Ninth Heaven.

Understand what I’m saying?"

Xia Na and Bobby listened, stunned.

It’s hard to say if this parallel world even has Li Bai, not to mention the apocalypse sweeping through, civilization and history had long been broken, leaving only some heavy industry.

If there’s any culture still passed down, it’s really only those catchy dirty jokes, various vulgar gambling games.

Because only these could spread among the people at the bottom, those who understand it are more, the range is broader.

Seeing Xia Na’s dazed look, Chen Che rolled his eyes and said, "Classy enough right? You don’t even understand, you might as well be a female frog."

Xia Na felt that since coming to the Ninth Special Zone, she never stayed so close with Chen Che for such a short time, getting triggered frequently. Furiously cussed, "You’re the frog, you’re the damn male frog!"

"That’s why I’m holding your waist."

Xia Na suddenly noticed, without knowing when, Chen Che’s hand had wrapped around her waist, instantly stunned.

Xia Na didn’t get it at first, suddenly realized, shouted, "You’re foul, your whole family is foul!"

"Pfft... hahahahaha..." Bobby couldn’t hold it in while driving in front, reddened face bursting into laughter.

Xia Na instantly glared with murderous intent.

Sensing Xia Na’s killer vibe, Bobby forcefully held back his laughter, face reddened, body trembling.

Xia Na gave up. She found no matter if it’s sulking or various tactics, Chen Che always had a way to trigger her.

She suddenly remembered what her sister said, that as a girl she acted too tough.

Sometimes it’s best to use a woman’s advantage, act softer, maybe there’ll be unexpected gains.

Thinking of this, Xia Na held herself back, slowly, reached out, covered Chen Che’s hand with hers, her fair small hand grasping his, eyes filled with gentle affection.

Chen Che sensed something unusual, glanced sideways, seeing those clear beautiful purple eyes pretending to be gentle and charming, shivered.

Only to hear Xia Na with a husky voice, speaking charmingly, "Dear brother~ I beg you, just tell me~"

Chen Che and Bobby driving in front both shivered, Bobby hit the gas pedal, almost flipping the car.

Chen Che looked at Xia Na in horror, "Did the female frog possess you? So foul..."

Xia Na’s tense expression broke instantly, not caring, she pounced on Chen Che, clawing, scratching, biting.

After Xia Na finally vented, she sat back gasping beside him, acting like nothing happened, toyed with her short purple hair.

Next to her, Chen Che had several scratch marks on his face, and a clear bite mark on the thumb joint, hurting his face scrunching.

Bobby in front didn’t dare even breathe.

Afraid of catching their attention.

Xia Na crossed her arms, panting, after venting, now looked at Chen Che again, seriously asking, "Where are we going now? What’s the plan?"

Chen Che rubbed his nose, sullenly said, "We’re almost there, what’s your hurry?"

As soon as Chen Che finished speaking, Bobby hit the brakes, turned to the two in the back and said, "Boss, we’ve arrived."

Xia Na curiously looked outside the car, frowned and said, "Isn’t this the pumping station? What are you here for?"

Chen Che reached out to rub her head, a smirk appeared on his lips, "Guess."

Xia Na’s pupils lifted, staring at the hand, grabbed it, pulled into her mouth to bite hard.

Chen Che’s both hands, each had a bite mark, face scrunched, entered the pumping station.

This pumping station held the turbocharger with the strongest horsepower in the Ninth Special Zone.

Not far beside was a flowing big river.

The entire Ninth Special Zone’s water supply almost entirely provided by this river.

The degree of pollution in the river is not a big deal, at most it has a little radiation.

After all, post-apocalypse, industrial pollution successively degraded over hundreds of years. Nowadays, the newly established country on the wasteland, its heavy industry factories compared to the civilized world, really only count as a drop in the bucket, the industrial pollution caused is certainly trivial.

The only pollution in the water is radiation.

Excluding radiation, the water quality is better than the civilization world by far.

No one cares about the radiation in the water, if you can’t resist even this bit of radiation, it means you don’t have the basic ability to survive in this world.

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