"Liang Chaowei, Zhou Runfa, Zunlong, Daniel Wu, Guo Fucheng, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt..."
He was saying this when not only Qin Yu, but Yan Ning was also becoming overwhelmed: "Hey, isn’t this sentence too long? It can even be considered two sentences!"
Zhang Jingdong touched his nose: "Well, if it’s two sentences then it’s two. I’m not even done yet, keep listening: Jude Law, Tom Cruise, Kazuyuki Kimura, David Beckham, none of these male celebrities are as handsome as him, they don’t even deserve to carry his shoes!"
After he finished the last sentence, Qin Yu couldn’t help but burst out laughing.
Yan Ning, though struggling to hold back, her frown visibly relaxed a lot.
She forced herself to stay calm and glared at Zhang Jingdong: "The truth is, I have never seen a man with skin as thick as yours..."
Zhang Jingdong immediately interrupted her: "Hurry up and take your punishment!"
Yan Ning sighed deeply and started to recite reluctantly: "I think Zhang Jingdong is..."
When she arrived at the last sentence, Yan Ning couldn’t help but laugh out loud, then she glared fiercely at Zhang Jingdong.
Zhang Jingdong spread his hands with pride, then said, "The third sentence..."
Afterward, Zhang Jingdong made Yan Ning repeat six sentences in a row, each one full of praises for himself.
Honestly, by the end, even Qin Yu was almost unable to bear it, mainly because she hadn’t expected Zhang Jingdong to be this narcissistic!
At this point, Zhang Jingdong declared, "The next one is the last sentence... From now on, my biggest dream in life is to see Zhang Jingdong every day, because his charisma is unbeatable, his knowledge is unparalleled in this world, his martial arts are the best on the globe, his singing voice can heal everything, and his looks... every time I see him, I can’t help but be heartstricken, starting now he will be the faith of my life!"
After saying this, Zhang Jingdong couldn’t help but show a rapturous expression on his own face.
Qin Yu first showed a knowing smile, then quietly gave him a side glance.
While Yan Ning first glanced at Qin Yu, then pretended to be somewhat disconsolate as she repeated, "From now on, the biggest dream of my life is to..."
However, when getting to the latter part, she glanced at Zhang Jingdong intentionally or unintentionally.
Zhang Jingdong vaguely saw some sincerity in her glance, at least that’s what he believed.
After Yan Ning finished speaking, Zhang Jingdong indulged in the aftertaste for a while with a besotted look, then he said, "Alright, the first punishment is over, Mr. Yan, to tell the truth, I must commend you, your attitude towards the punishment has improved a lot compared to before, keep it up!"
Yan Ning rolled her eyes at him.
"Alright, now the second punishment, you pout... oh no, first do a downward facing dog!"
Zhang Jingdong was trying very hard to pretend to be calm, not the least bit awkward, but he couldn’t help it thinking about the upcoming slap on Yan Ning, his heart was really hard to keep calm!
Although Yan Ning had already felt disconsolate, at this moment she still tried to numb her own consciousness, then did as told again.
At this moment, Zhang Jingdong stretched out his right hand and forcefully waved it in the air, trying to maintain a joking tone, "Mr. Yan, you know my kung fu, but what you actually don’t know is that I have a special move, which is the Heavenly Mountain Six Yang Palm, please forgive me..."
Seeing that Zhang Jingdong was really going to slap her, Qin Yu couldn’t help but exclaim, "You... you’re really going to hit her, Mr. Yan is after all a woman, how can you... deliver such a heavy blow to her!"
Zhang Jingdong caught the double meaning in her words and could only say, "Alright, since you can’t bear it, I’ll forgive her this time, out of respect for you!"
Zhang Jingdong said this on purpose because he knew that Yan Ning would not likely accept it with peace of mind after hearing what he said, and instead, she might stubbornly accept the punishment.
But he was still a little worried, so he added another sentence, "Mr. Yan, get up, this punishment is indeed a bit too cruel for you... you don’t have to do it!"
And sure enough, at that moment, Yan Ning said, "You’ve already said before, if you choose to play, you shouldn’t have any hesitation, and you should also accept any punishment, otherwise we won’t be able to play this game in the future!"
"If I win, I will definitely not spare your punishment, so now I don’t need you to give me this sob story!"
Zhang Jingdong spread his hands to Qin Yu somewhat "helplessly": "You see, it’s not that I’m cruel and merciless, but rather Mr. Yan really is a good sport, I have no choice!"
Qin Yu now could only stay silent, but she gave Zhang Jingdong a look, after all, the punishment was set by him, he definitely had bad intentions from the beginning!
Zhang Jingdong pretended not to notice Qin Yu’s look, turned to Yan Ning for a glance, then shook his wrist again, saying, "Since it’s like that, then Mr. Yan... my apologies!"
Zhang Jingdong gave a series of 10 spanks!
"Congratulations Host, you’ve successfully performed a special punishment on the target, a reward of 300,000 yuan!"
Zhang Jingdong forcibly restrained the ecstasy in his heart, then once more gave Yan Ning a thumbs-up: "Mr. Yan, not to say anything else, from now on, you are top-notch player in my heart, this attitude towards taking your punishment is truly impeccable!"
Although Yan Ning wanted to show him her anger, the distinct flush on her face still failed to cover her embarrassment.
At this moment, she even felt as if her face was ignited.
She tried to calm herself down then said bitterly: "Spare me that, there’s one last punishment remaining, better hurry up!"
Hearing this, Zhang Jingdong "reluctantly" replied: "Alright, then you two kiss for five minutes now!"