Zhao Liuquan also had a schadenfreude expression: "Mian, I never thought that in my lifetime I could enjoy the live version of ’Lan Yu’... Thank you!"
Other people immediately burst into laughter.
At this point, Sun Mian almost pleaded: "Brother Dong, about this... you see... when the time comes, can I call you grandpa, let’s not play so big, alright? If this gets out, how will I ever find a girlfriend!"
Zhang Jingdong curled his lips: "Alright, since you’re so sincere, then you can wash socks for everyone in our dorm for a month."
Lu Yuan sighed appreciatively: "Brother Dong, you truly are generous for the greater good. Just for that statement, I’ll call you grandpa when the time comes!"
Zhao Liuquan was even more joyful: "Brother Dong, if you change it to one year, I’ll directly call you ancestor!"
Sun Mian quickly said: "Brother Dong, better not to change it, I’d rather suffer your stuff than wash Liu Quan’s socks!"
"Liu Quan’s feet smell like who knows what, his socks—not to mention washing them, just sniffing them I bet I’d be knocked out straight away!"
Lu Yuan jokingly said: "I’ve also had the misfortune of smelling Liu Quan’s socks. How to describe it... it’s like drinking a bowl of old Yanjing bean juice in the dog days of summer, soaked with Changsha stinky tofu and Ningbo three stinkies, topped off with a bull penis hot pot."
At this, everyone burst out laughing again, instinctively fanning the air with their hands.
Zhao Liuquan looked proudly: "Can’t help it, this is the legendary Hong Kong foot. My dad went to Hong Kong and although he didn’t make a fortune, he was infected with the genuine Hong Kong foot. This foot is also proof of my dad’s bravery and has great commemorative value, okay!"
Zhang Jingdong curiously asked: "What did your dad do in Hong Kong back then?"
"First he worked at a construction site, then he became a martial arts stuntman."
"Martial arts stuntman? Who did he work with?"
"Your dad was capable then. Why did he return to the mainland later?"
"Once my dad was injured while being a stunt double, and just then my grandma suddenly fell seriously ill, so my dad returned to the mainland and to fulfill his filial duties, he never went back to Hong Kong."
At this moment, Sun Mian couldn’t help but ask: "Brother Dong, what’s a martial arts stuntman?"
"It’s like an action movie actor, like Jackie Chan and Hong Jinbao, they did this in their early days."
"Holy, Liu Quan, your dad was really awesome back then!"
Hearing this, Zhao Liuquan became excited: "Absolutely, my dad learned kung fu from a master in our county. Back then, our village fought with the neighboring village over water sources, and my dad led about a dozen men and they directly drove away seventy to eighty people."
"And my dad also taught me kung fu, no bragging, if you guys take turns, I can knock you all down in two minutes max!"
Upon hearing this, Lu Yuan and the others were all surprised.
"Are you sure? That’s quite a boast!"
Zhao Liuquan then stood up: "If you don’t believe it, you’re welcome to try, but you must take turns, you can’t all come at once!"
Lu Yuan then said: "Okay, I’ll go first!"
The two then moved to an open space.
After preparing briefly, Lu Yuan launched an attack on Zhao Liuquan, who actually managed to throw him down with a back throw.
Everyone was shocked!
Sun Mian then glanced at Zhao Long: "Bro, try it!"
Zhao Long loosened up his arms a bit and then rushed at Zhao Liuquan, who again swiftly swept him down with a clever move.
Amidst their astonishment, everyone applauded Zhao Liuquan.
Zhao Liuquan couldn’t help but brag: "You all convinced now? I’m truly skilled! I’m not bragging, since I was 8, I’ve never been at a disadvantage in a fight!"
Zhang Jingdong smiled: "Since that’s the case, let me try..."
Saying that, he walked forward.
For a while now, Zhang Jingdong’s various unbelievable performances had led everyone to blindly worship him, feeling almost like he was capable of everything.
Seeing him volunteer, everyone was immediately filled with anticipation.
Zhao Liuquan glanced at Zhang Jingdong’s posture, subconsciously toned down his arrogance and remarked: "Brother Dong, I didn’t realize you’d trained too!"
Zhang Jingdong couldn’t help but feel curious: "No wonder you’re so good, you really have an eye for this!"
Zhao Liuquan laughed heartily: "Brother Dong, let me see just how skilled you really are..."
Saying this, he for the first time took initiative to attack.
He went low trying to grab Zhang Jingdong for a throw, but just as Zhao Liuquan got close, Zhang Jingdong suddenly kicked out, tapping Zhao Liuquan’s shoulder.
Zhao Liuquan instantly stopped moving.
And Sun Mian and the others were completely stunned, because that kick from Zhang Jingdong was too fast! Even faster than Bruce Lee’s kicks in movies!
This is understandable because the movements in Bruce Lee’s movies are actually slowed down several times.
Zhang Jingdong gave Zhao Liuquan a deep look, then slowly withdrew his leg.
"Liu Quan, I didn’t want to belittle you, I mainly wanted you to understand there’s always someone better. You shouldn’t think just because you know some kung fu that you can just go around fighting people."
"Because let alone you, even I have been injured due to arrogance and underestimating others!"
Zhao Liuquan immediately nodded in acceptance: "Brother Dong, I’m convinced, I’ll listen to you!"