"Why me?" Lin Fan asked with a face full of frustration.
"Hmph! Because you made me and Yanyu sick last time. What if you didn't wash your hands again? Smelly bastard, will you eat or not? If you don't eat, it means you definitely didn't wash your hands!" Feng Chengcheng said triumphantly, her nose in the air.
"Anyway, I'm innocent. Eat if you want, I don't care."
Lin Fan shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly. A clear conscience fears no accusation. He picked up his chopsticks and started eating with gusto!
As he ate, he shouted, "Mmm! Delicious, not bad today. Look at these noodles, so elastic, so smooth. No matter how you try, they won't break, like a condom, you just can't tear it..."
"Peh peh peh! Talking about condoms first thing in the morning, whatever, it's just one word, delicious!"
Feng Chengcheng felt her little universe about to explode. Is 'delicious' one word in your house? This guy is obviously trying to piss her off!
Su Yanyu rolled her eyes at Lin Fan and said, "Chengcheng, hurry up and eat, otherwise you'll be late for school."
"Got it, Yanyu."
Feng Chengcheng nodded obediently, glared at Lin Fan fiercely, sat down unwillingly, and stuffed noodles into her mouth in big bites.
Her cheeks puffing like a frog's, glaring at Lin Fan while furiously chewing the noodles, as if biting Lin Fan was satisfying!
At this moment, Su Yanyu looked up at Lin Fan and suddenly said, "You don't need to take me to the company today."
"Huh?" Lin Fan was stunned and then grinned, "Boss, are you giving me a day off because you think I'm working too hard? Wow! Boss, you're just too kind. I really love you!"
Su Yanyu rolled her eyes again, thinking your love is useless, because I don't love you back!
Hearing this, Feng Chengcheng stood up instantly and pointed angrily at Lin Fan, "Stinky bastard, who allowed you to love Yanyu! Yanyu is mine, you're not allowed to love her. If you dare compete with me, I'll bite you to death!"
"Uh... well, Miss Feng, could you be a lesbian?" Lin Fan's eyes widened in disbelief.
Feng Chengcheng's face turned bright red like a monkey's bottom. If she stood at a crossroad late at night, she'd definitely be mistaken for a traffic light!
Feng Chengcheng yelled at the top of her lungs, "Stinky bastard! Rotten egg! You're the homosexual, your whole family are homosexuals!"
"Sorry, I'm pretty straight, not interested in men." Lin Fan looked carefully at Feng Chengcheng... at her chest, and added, "Not interested in you either!"
"Ah! Stinky bastard! How dare you insult the universe's most beautiful girl! I'm gonna fight you!" Feng Chengcheng raged, angrily slamming the table and ready to pounce on Lin Fan.
"Okay, Chengcheng, stop fooling around!"
Su Yanyu pulled Feng Chengcheng back to her seat, noticed Lin Fan's smug look, and sternly scolded, "And you, stop being so cocky. Don't make Chengcheng angry again, or you'll have to move out immediately!"
Lin Fan quickly shut his mouth sensibly.
Su Yanyu was puzzled, these two always quarrel whenever they meet, like they're natural-born enemies.
Especially Lin Fan, who clearly knows Feng Chengcheng's temper is a powder keg, yet he still stirs things up. Sometimes, Su Yanyu really wanted to sew Lin Fan's mouth shut.
If he spoke less, she could live a year longer!
Su Yanyu glared at Lin Fan, her tone stern, "Today, I'll have the bodyguards take me to the company, you take Chengcheng to school, and... your prescription worked well, get another one for me."
"Alright, I'll make the sacrifice and take Miss Feng to school."
Lin Fan shrugged indifferently, while Feng Chengcheng gave him a murderous look!
After the meal, Su Yanyu left the villa escorted by several bodyguards, and Lin Fan leisurely drove Feng Chengcheng to school.
...
It was just the beginning of autumn, but the weather in East Sea was still very hot. The women on the streets formed a beautiful scenery.
With bare legs, visible cleavage, exposed navels, wearing stockings, short skirts, or wearing nothing at all, uh... sorry, that was a mistake, anyway, they were the sole focus of men's attention!
As Lin Fan passed by some beauties, he whistled jokingly, drawing a lot of glares, but Lin Fan didn't mind. I'm not RMB, can't expect everyone to like me, right?
"Pervert!"
Feng Chengcheng mocked viciously as she looked at Lin Fan's demeanor.
"Sigh! Miss Feng, you're mistaken. The love master Xu Zhimo once said: I will search for my sole soulmate in the vast crowds, I am fortunate if I find, and fate if I don't!"
"Online it says: If you don't take the initiative, we'll never have a story! I'm merely searching for my fated one." Lin Fan shrugged carefreely and laughed.
"Still a pervert!" Feng Chengcheng said with crossed arms, snorting.
"Fine! Since you say I'm a pervert, Miss Feng, how about we play a game to see who's the real pervert?" Lin Fan's lips curled up, speaking with a cheerful tone.
"Ha! I'm pure as snow! Speak, what game's this?" Feng Chengcheng retorted dismissively.
"A guessing game, how about it? Dare to try?" Lin Fan chuckled.
"Stinky bastard, don't you know I've got an IQ of 120? Playing a guessing game with me is clearly a defeat!" Feng Chengcheng scoffed with disdain.
"120 is good, if it were 0, that wouldn't be interesting at all!" Lin Fan laughed.
"Stinky bastard, what did you say?" Feng Chengcheng's eyes, filled with rage, glared fiercely!
Unperturbed, Lin Fan smiled and said, "Here comes a question! First one, Cang Mountain has a well named sky, with water for everyone to taste, guess the star."
"Mrs. Cang!"
Feng Chengcheng answered discontentedly, looking at Lin Fan with a scornful glance, lifting her head proudly.
No surprise, being such a stinky bastard, even the questions he asks are filthy. Fortunately, it was her; if it were Yanyu, she definitely wouldn't guess it!
"Oh wow, not bad! Second question, a group of men watching an adult film, guess the sport?" Lin Fan continued.
"Rowing! I say, stinky bastard, can't you come up with something more challenging? This is too easy!" Feng Chengcheng replied, lacking interest.
"Alright! Since you want a challenge, I'll give you a difficult one, are you ready to accept it?" Lin Fan teased merrily.
"Hmph! Bring it on!" Feng Chengcheng pursed her lips, disdainful.
Lin Fan's lips curved upwards, determined to show her, he's not easy to mess with!
"When the top moves, the bottom hurts; when the top doesn't move, the bottom moves on its own, guess the sport!" Lin Fan laughed mischievously.
Feng Chengcheng's cheeks turned crimson red, her small fists clenched together in anger, "Stinky bastard, can't you be less filthy? I've never done such a thing, how... how would I know..."
Lin Fan rolled his eyes and said, "I mentioned that the answer is innocent, a sport testing endurance, yet you call it filthy. Who's got the filthy mind, you or me?
Feng Chengcheng's eyes flared with a sense of provocation, but recalling the answer, her face blushed deeply like two fiery clouds!
However, unwilling to concede to Lin Fan, and too embarrassed to say it plainly, she stammered, "It's... the thing you men like to do..."
"Oh my! What's that thing? Miss Feng, my mind's blurry, could you spell it out?" Lin Fan struggled to hold in his laughter, pretending to be clueless.
Feng Chengcheng gritted her teeth in anger. This stinky bastard must be doing it on purpose. She moved her mouth for a long time, and through clenched teeth, coldly squeezed out a sentence!
"The thing between a man and a woman... in bed..."
Lin Fan looked at Feng Chengcheng with disdain, "Feng Chengcheng, you have such a dirty mind!"