I told Humble's wife that justice has been served and in return she asked "Where is it served? And can I get five of them?"
Though, before moving forward, I remembered something from justice. It goes :
A Husband and Wife were at custody court.
The judge looked sternly at the ex wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex wife: "I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looked towards the Ex husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex husband thought long and hard about his response, after a brief moment of silence. He replied, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machine's?"
Coming back to the real time, I had to handle this woman.
"Justice is not a dish, lady." I said.
"Oh. Right. I am sorry." The Woman's shoulders dropped. She was sad.
I ignored her sadness and decided to end the matter.
"You may go inside your mansion with your lover. Divorce your previous husband and marry this Ovary fellow. You have my blessings."
"Thank you, my lord." Ovary finally called me with respect. It felt good.
The Woman went to stand beside Ovary.
"What about me?" Humble asked.
"Divorce this lady. You just want her money. You don't love her." I ordered.
"I do love her. I just laughed because the jokes were funny. I am just a Human, my lord."
"Just give her a divorce, man. Let her stay happy. Return all the things that belong to her and go find some other work or other woman."
"Fine. You won't understand with words. I have to use that."
I activated one of my Skills.
[ Father went to buy milk. ]
After that, I brought my index finger near Humble's forehead and touched him with that.
Just with that touch, he flew away.
Everyone looked in the sky where Humble flew away and then they all joined hands.
"May his soul find peace."
"He always helped me when I was in need."
"He isn't dead, everyone. I just sent him to some random place." I revealed and everyone raised their brows.
"Oh. We lied for nothing then."
They unjoined their hands.
"You all were lying? But one of you just said that Humble always helped you when you were in need."
"Nah. I don't even know the guy. I just said all that like everyone else."
I sighed. I don't want to deal with them anymore.
"Alright. Go back to your work. The show is over."
I ordered and the onlookers began scattering away.
I then looked at the couple.
"You two can go inside now. Humble won't come back. Enjoy."
Ovary and Aphrodite bowed their heads.
Well, only Ovary bowed, but I appreciated the effort of Aphrodite. She at least tried.
After that, they both went inside.
Now only me and Erect were present on the road.
"Let's go back, my lord. Let's have breakfast." He said and I would gladly refuse.
"No thank you. I will go back to my castle now."
"As you wish. I will be coming there in one hour. Sophia will miss you though."
"Hmm. Why don't you and Sophia come and live with me in the castle? It is too big for me alone. I will call my family as well. But only I will make food."
I was already planning to call my family to live with me but now that I think about it, I could not live in the castle alone with my family. Who knows what they would do?
My grandpa might start hitting on that Centaur and that Ogre, my mother might get me killed with her goblin sister Sofia and my father might sneak away to get a chance of making me drink his milk.
Yep. I need at least one smart person in my castle excluding me of course and Erect is a good choice for that.
"What do you say?" I asked again.
"I certainly like the offer but I am afraid I have to refuse." Erect refused.
"Well, I can't leave my house. I spent my childhood here. This house contains many memories of me and my sister."
"I will double your salary."
"When are we leaving, my lord?"
Heh. And that's how corporate slavery works, everyone. As far as I know that is. I was not a corporate slave after all. I was just a slave.
Erect accepted right away. The same way I accepted to take up the position of Hero king after Erect told me that there would be girls.
Erect lied to make me the Hero king but I am a generous man. I won't lie to make Erect reside with me. I will certainly double his salary.
"You receive 5000 Morals per month. But from now, you will receive 10,000 Morals every two months. Congratulations! Your salary doubled."
I clapped and Erect quivered his brows.
"That's not how you doub-"
"Let's go now! Your new house is waiting. Yay!"
I placed my hand on Erect and used [ Premature Ejaculation ] Skill to teleport inside the castle.
"Pick any room you like. Make yourself at home. Send a letter to Sophia and call her here too. I am going to prepare something to eat. Forget about everything. Have fun."
After that, I teleported to the top floor of the castle which was my room.
I would certainly not come in front of Erect until he lets go of his idea of asking me about his salary. I did doubled it. He had to deal with it now. I won't take back my generosity.
After thirty minutes, I prepared some breakfast for Erect and myself.
I can cook, not because I was some self-sufficient man back on Earth. I can cook because I had a skill for that.
That was the name. It was one of the normal names among the other Skills.
Anyway, I ordered a guard to send food to Erect. I didn't go to meet him myself. I would wait for a while before meeting him.
Anyway, I ate some nice and light breakfast of Crocodile's meat. Original content can be found at novel⦿fire.net
The castle only had such ingredients for food so I had no choice but to eat it. Though, I made it edible enough for a normal person to eat without creeping out.
Anyway, this is a time for a cliffhanger. I have to do something here.
I mean, well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...