"Hmm, and you?" Zhang Xiaohao asked.
"Me too!" The young man said with a bitter smile.
"My name is Xie Chenming. What’s yours, bro?"
"I’m Zhang Xiaohao. You can call me Brother Zhang or Brother Hao," Zhang Xiaohao said with a smile.
"Haha! Brother Hao, you’re humorous," Xie Chenming said.
"Xie Chenming, you bastard! Get out here! If you don’t come out now, your mom is moments away from being whisked away by some nasty old man!"
Suddenly, a domineering roar erupted.
"Brother Xie, sounds like someone is calling for you," Zhang Xiaohao said.
"Hmm, I heard it too, seems like Dong’er’s voice. Brother Hao, sit tight, I’ll go check what’s up," Xie Chenming said.
"Hmm." Zhang Xiaohao nodded.
Scamper, scamper, scamper...
A burst of hurried footsteps suddenly sounded.
A girl in sky-blue casual wear, with a gaze clearly indicating love and hate, and a better than average appearance—even a pair of pink sneakers couldn’t hide her towering height of 1.85 meters. ᴛhis chapter is ᴜpdated by 𝕟𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝✦𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖✦𝕟𝕖𝕥
Behind her was an old man from Country R, with a big belly and a gold necklace around his neck, each of his ten fingers adorned with a gold ring, exuding a completely nouveau riche aura.
Following him were eight professional bodyguards, four men and four women, closely surrounding him.
"Wow! That girl is tall! Could she be Xie Chenming’s girlfriend?" Zhang Xiaohao wondered suspiciously.
Looking again at Xie Chenming, hmm, a height of 1.75 meters.
An amusing image automatically appeared in Zhang Xiaohao’s mind.
Xie Chenming was seen standing on a stool, with his head tilted back, leaning forward to kiss the other person.
Thinking this, Zhang Xiaohao couldn’t hold back anymore and burst out laughing.
"Dong’er, what’s wrong? Did someone bully you? Tell me, and I’ll beat him up!" Xie Chenming said.
"Hmph! I thought you would just keep hiding in a mouse hole!" the girl called Dong’er snorted coldly.
"Hehe, I was just in a pee emergency and had to step out," Xie Chenming said awkwardly.
"See that nasty old man? He actually wants me to go film a movie with him; says if I agree, I could make three to five million in a year as easy as playing, become a somewhat famous star in three years, and a widely-known top star in five years!" Dong’er angrily said.
Looking at her, she seemed desperate to devour the old man behind her.
"Hello sir! My humble self is Kawashima Shizuka," Kawashima Shizuka said with a smile.
As he spoke, he reached out his hand, apparently wanting to shake hands with Xie Chenming.
"Sorry! I don’t like shaking hands with animals," Xie Chenming said.
"Hehe," Kawashima Shizuka gave a dry laugh.
"Sir, you are really humorous! This lady is your girlfriend, right?"
"Little fat dude, if you’ve got something to say, don’t beat around the bush! Spit it out, let it rip!" Xie Chenming said with a cold laugh.
"Sir, I believe your girlfriend has excellent qualifications! If you’re willing, I’d like to give her a chance to step from behind onto the big screen. Just give me the nod! I guarantee, within a year, to at least make you five million US dollars! In three years, turn your girlfriend into a big star, and in five, into a globally known top actress," Kawashima Shizuka said, narrowing his eyes.
"Are you a world-renowned director?" Xie Chenming asked.
"No!" Kawashima Shizuka shook his head.
"Are you a big shot from Hollywood?" Xie Chenming asked again.
"Are you a director of indie films?" Xie Chenming said.
"Hmm." Kawashima Shizuka subconsciously nodded.
After speaking, Kawashima Shizuka immediately came back to her senses.
"Sir, you are mistaken, let me explain," Kawashima Shizuka hurriedly said.
"I have a proposition for you, consider listening," Xie Chenming drawled.
"What proposition?" Kawashima Shizuka asked.
"How many women are there in your family? Including your mother, wife, sister, daughters, etc.? How many in total?" Xie Chenming asked.
"Huh? Sir, what do you mean?" Kawashima Shizuka said, frowning.
"Don’t worry, I’m just purely asking," Xie Chenming said.
"Five women in total! One mother, one wife, one sister, and two daughters," Kawashima Shizuka thought and said.
"Hmm! Not bad! Would you consider coming to my Huaxia to develop further? In the deep forests of my Huaxia, or what you might call the legendary blessed lands, we have many bachelors hiding. If you can obtain just a drop of their essence at will, within three months, paunches will turn into big bellies! A year later, those big bellies will turn back into paunches, letting you experience first-hand, the concentrated excitement!" Xie Chenming said.
"Haha! Interesting." Zhang Xiaohao tried to hold back his laughter and muttered.
"What do you mean?" Kawashima Shizuka asked, confused.
The culture of my Huaxia is profound and vast, leaving him baffled.
"Is it too profound for you, hard to understand?" Xie Chenming laughed.
"Hmm." Kawashima Shizuka nodded.
"Then I’ll make it simpler, you should understand these two meanings of ’miss’, right?" Xie Chenming asked again.
"Hmm." Kawashima Shizuka nodded.
"Right now, my Huaxia is flourishing upward strongly, and during this vigorous development phase, every city has numerous farmers enduring tough lives. They have loads of cash in their pockets. If you’re willing to make a sacrifice, spend the night discussing feelings with them, properly exchanging thoughts, you’ll be able to earn loads of cash," Xie Chenming said.
"Sir, why talk at night? Can’t we talk during the day?" Kawashima Shizuka asked suspiciously.
Hearing his words, Zhang Xiaohao could no longer hold it in and burst out laughing.
"Of course! You can talk during the day too! The more you converse, the more you earn. As the saying goes, earning money while standing or sitting is no skill, but earning it while lying down, that’s real talent!" Xie Chenming said.
After speaking, he gave him a look of approval.
"Sir, is there really such a good opportunity?" Kawashima Shizuka asked, furrowing her brow, feeling that happiness was coming too swiftly.
"Hmm! If you have this need, I can introduce you! Considering we are quite fated, I won’t charge you an introduction fee." Xie Chenming said earnestly.
"Really? How could I impose?" Kawashima Shizuka said, smiling.
"Boss! He’s insulting you!" An understanding finally dawned on a male bodyguard, who couldn’t watch anymore and spoke up.
"Not at all! This gentleman is discussing business with me!" Kawashima Shizuka said dead seriously.
"Boss, his talk of evening exchanges and daytime exchanges, he means prostitution!" the bodyguard explained.
Kawashima Shizuka abruptly slapped the bodyguard across the face.
"Son of a bitch! Can’t I understand? Do I really need your damn explanation?" Kawashima Shizuka cursed angrily.