Yu Chen fell silent upon hearing Zaki's words. His expression was calm as he looked at Zaki thoughtfully for a few seconds before he opened his mouth.
\"Honeymoon…\" he just echoed and then he looked away, blushing a little.
Zaki immediately face-palmed himself upon seeing Yu Chen's meek reaction but a mischievous grin was actually hidden behind his palm.
\"Ahem…\" Zaki cleared his throat, leaning towards him again. \"You fully understand what you need to do during your honeymoon, right?\" he asked and Yu Chen surprisingly nodded at him without hesitation. 'Oh… that's unexpected. Wait! No, there's no way he fully understands this!!'
\"Really? Are you sure you understand? If you really do, then do you mind telling me? I'm not really confident with you when it comes to this thing, you know? Now tell me, what are you and your wife gonna do during your honeymoon?\" Zaki raised his brow, looking extremely doubtful.
Yu Chen glared at him as he quickly replied without hesitation or embarrassment. \"Of course, we're going to do 'it'.\"
\"What do you mean by 'it'?\" A chibi version of evil Zaki appeared in Zaki's head. He had his tail and horns as he grinned at the little chibi angel Yu Chen right before him. Zaki was truly enjoying this.
After letting out a sigh, Yu Chen's face was still serious as he uttered a one-word answer. \"Sex.\"
Zaki's mouth formed an 'O'. Not bad, little devil… could it be that he already conducted his research on the matter? No, I don't think so… he might just be relying on the little information he overheard from his womanizing men… that must be it…
\"And you fully understand what it means to have sex?\" Zaki asked again and this time, Yu Chen straightened up.
\"Of course,\" he still sounded calm.
\"Oh… really? I wonder where you get such confidence, you virgin.\" Zaki teased, causing Yu Chen to glare at him again. \"Could it be that Gu Wei already made you watch some porn?\"
Yu Chen was silent. His eyes were narrowed as he glared at Zaki. Ha.ha.ha. How dare you look at me like I'm some dirty pervert, you damn virgin!! You haven't even watched porn yet and you're this confident?!
Sighing in both frustration and amusement, Zaki patted Yu Chen's shoulder. \"So you haven't even watched porn yet and yet you're acting this confident? Could it be that you're thinking of relying on her about this? Huh?\" This time, it was Zaki who was looking at him with narrowed eyes.
\"No, I'm not thinking about relying on her.\" Yu Chen answered, so honest as usual.
\"Oh… so you're thinking that you can rely on your instinct?\"
Zaki's words seemed to have hit the spot. When Yu Chen didn't speak, Zaki sighed again. And then, his gaze became grave.
\"Well, you're not exactly wrong about relying on your instincts but…\" Zaki moved his hand and put it around Yu Chen's shoulder, leaning on him to whisper in his ear. \"Sex isn't as easy as you think, you know? If you're not careful, you could end up hurting her. Have you thought about that?\"
Zaki felt Yu Chen react automatically upon hearing him. He was instantly serious; Zaki could tell by the sudden stillness of his body.
Grinning within him, Zaki released Yu Chen as he watched him closely.
\"H-hurt her?\" he echoed in disbelief and Zaki nodded like a satisfied old man.
\"Yeah, you could hurt her.\" Zaki repeated and Yu Chen's face became grave. He fell silent as he thought it through and then he stared into Zaki's eyes for a long period of time before his eyes finally sparked with interest and desire for knowledge.
\"I don't want to hurt her.\" Yu Chen was extremely worried as he spoke to Zaki. \"Tell me, what do I need to do not to hurt her? Please don't worry about offending me, or embarrassing me. Just explain however you can.\"
Zaki pressed his lips together to stop himself from grinning widely.
\"Hey, I'm not saying this to scare you, okay? What I'm trying to say is you need to know about the preparation you have to do before the actual sex so that you won't hurt her, you understand?\"
\"Preparation?\"
\"Yep. It's called foreplay.\"
\"Fore…play?\" Yu Chen echoed again. \"Isn't that kissing?\" he innocently asked and Zaki felt his chin drop and his mouth open in astonishment. He suddenly wanted to smack him but oh well, he was technically right…
\"Nope, if you're talking about kissing her upper lips alone, then it's definitely not enough.\" Zaki's words came out so naturally that he himself felt a little embarrassed the moment he realized what he just said to this baby. But oh well… this baby is already married, he had to learn now!
Yu Chen was obviously trying to deduce what he meant by upper lips. \"I'm not just kissing her upper lip. I'm a good kisser now. She said I'm a fast learner. She even praised me.\"
\"Oh… what?\" Zaki's eyes widened. \"She has already made you kiss her down there?!!\" Zaki was filled with disbelief while Yu Chen was blinking in confusion.
The lines in Yu Chen's forehead deepened as he looked at the surprised Zaki. \"Bro, will you please use specific terminologies? I feel like we're not on the same page at all. What do you even mean by down there? You mean her lower lip? Or her neck? I already practiced kissing her down her nec –\"
\"Stop.\"
Somehow, Zaki didn't feel that this was much fun anymore. He scratched his neck and threw back his head as he laughed in both amusement and frustration.
\"Okay, listen to me. Foreplay requires more than just kissing her lips and neck. What I'm saying is… erotic stimulation… you understand? Sigh… I feel like I'm explaining to an underage… never mind… give me your phone.\" Zaki snapped and Yu Chen blinked at him before hesitantly giving his phone to him.