Lawyer: Send the Judge to Prison Chapter 51

After streaming for a while longer.

Gu Chen said, "Today’s case sharing ends here. Now let’s connect with the audience and see what questions everyone has, just don’t ask me too many bizarre questions."

Soon, there was the first audience member.

The first audience member’s ID was Wang Wenxuan.

[Wang Wenxuan]: "Lawyer Gu, I have a question. If a dog bites me and I bite the dog to death, is it illegal?"

Netizens in the live room saw this kind of question and laughed hysterically.

[This batch of netizens is absurd! Right away asking such a strange question hahaha.]

[The dog bites you, and you don’t think to get vaccinated? You can bite the dog to death?]

[Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter.]

Gu Chen said, "It’s not illegal. It’s considered emergency defense. The dog biting you has already posed a threat to you, and biting the dog to death is emergency defense, so there’s no legal liability and no need to pay compensation."

Wang Wenxuan continued to ask, "Lawyer Gu, what if it’s a Siberian tiger or a giant panda, and they want to bite me? If I bite them to death, is it illegal? After all, they are protected animals."

Gu Chen said, "Similarly, it is not illegal. It’s all emergency defense. Although these are precious, we are human beings, and humans are priceless treasures. If you’re in the wilderness for thirty days without food, you can eat the panda, and you can eat the Siberian tiger. If you have no clothes, you can skin them for warmth. This is called emergency defense."

Gu Chen’s explanation opened the eyes of the netizens.

Is there someone who explains the law like this?

[Awesome awesome!]

[This is the Lawless Madman! This is Gu Chen!!]

[Although I don’t know how a person can bite a panda, I think what Gu Chen said makes a lot of sense!]

After the connection ended, [Wang Wenxuan] rewarded Gu Chen with a Douyin Number One.

After today’s stream, Gu Chen’s live room gift revenue was almost 100,000!

These were gifts from the live room’s wealthy big shots, and there were many ordinary people’s gifts that Gu Chen didn’t bother to thank.

With all these gifts combined, earning money is no problem, and even expanding the law firm is not an issue!

Another audience member was connected.

The audience member’s name was [You Are Beautiful When You Smile].

[You Are Beautiful When You Smile]: "Lawyer Gu, there’s a question I’ve been wanting to ask recently. Could you help answer it?"

Gu Chen said, "Go ahead."

[You Are Beautiful When You Smile]: "Does looking at a girl’s dormitory with a telescope constitute a crime? Does it require jail time?"

Gu Chen: "..."

Gu Chen said, "Kick it out. I can’t answer this kind of question. We lawyers have principles."

Netizens in the live room saw the question from [You Are Beautiful When You Smile] and couldn’t help but laugh.

[Come on, answer it!]

[Lawyer Gu, answer it!!]

[I want to see the Lawless Madman answer this question!!]

[Do you even need to ask this question? You’re invading someone else’s privacy, it’s definitely illegal!]

[I think it’s illegal too.]

[You Are Beautiful When You Smile] rewards the host with Douyin Number One*1!

Gu Chen: "????"

Gu Chen: "Thanks to Kun Kun for the Douyin Number One. Actually, this question isn’t unanswerable."

Netizens in the live room: "Don’t you lawyers have principles? Where are the principles???"

Gu Chen said, "The principle is that gifts must be accepted. If the boss gives a gift, of course, the question must be answered. You can’t let the boss consult for free."

Netizens in the live room: "Hahahaha."

Gu Chen said, "Did you use a telescope to spy on a girl’s dormitory? Weren’t you looking at the scenery? Weren’t you looking at the birds on the rooftop? What girl’s dormitory are you talking about? Did you really spy on a girl’s dormitory?"

[You Are Beautiful When You Smile]: "????"

Netizens in the live room: "??????"

[Hahaha, wow, suddenly I’ve realized something!]

[It’s an enlightening moment! Truly enlightening!!]

[Got it, got it, got it!!!]

[Yeah, who said I’m looking at a girl’s dormitory? Who has evidence? Can’t I use a telescope to look at scenery?]

[You Are Beautiful When You Smile]: "What if I admit I was spying on a girl’s dormitory, is it illegal?"

Gu Chen: "..."

Gu Chen: "It’s still not illegal. Simply spying is not illegal, as long as you aren’t photographing and distributing it, it’s not illegal. At most, you will face moral condemnation."

Netizens in the live room are all bizarre!

And at this moment, another audience member connected!

This audience member’s name was Zhang Xiangwei.

[Zhang Xiangwei]: "Hello, Lawyer Gu. I’m really in a bind and want to consult with Lawyer Gu."

"Here’s the situation: today at noon I was eating in the cafeteria, discussing the topic of cat ownership with a friend, and I casually said cat poop is really smelly."

"Then a girl came over and directly dumped her bowl of rice on my head, and then arrogantly walked away."

"My friend and I were immediately displeased and chased after her, asking what she meant."

"She ignored us."

"I chased after her again, and she slapped me, saying I’m a dumb guy for saying cat poop is smelly."

"I called the police."

Gu Chen asked, "How did the police handle it?"

Netizens in the live room felt very upset upon hearing this.

[Ah?? Damn it, this Little Fairy is disgusting.]

[Just for saying cat poop is smelly, this Little Fairy broke down?]

[How disgusting, directly dumping rice on your head, were you hurt?]

Zhang Xiangwei: "The police came. I wasn’t hurt, but being humiliated in front of everyone, I couldn’t take it, I just wanted an explanation. Then the police came to mediate."

"The result of the mediation was for that girl to pay me a hundred yuan as compensation, and to apologize."

"Of course I refused!"

"Being so humiliated, a hundred yuan to settle things, do I need her hundred yuan? Need her apology?"

Gu Chen said, "You refused, then what?"

Zhang Xiangwei said painfully, "Then the police asked me to be generous, not to get angry with the girl, saying men should be more generous, and said it’s not a big deal since I wasn’t hurt."

"The worst part is, the girl just threw the hundred yuan at me, said sorry, and walked away. Is that really it? Why? She didn’t mean her apology, just threw the money at me, dumped rice on my head, slapped me, and had no apologetic attitude. I can’t accept it."

"Lawyer Gu, what should I do?"

Netizens in the live room were already furious.

[Damn, how disgusting, is that really the end for this girl?]

[Just say sorry and give a hundred yuan and it’s done? The key is she slapped the guy, and it’s resolved like that?]

Zhang Xiangwei said, "The key is you know how they mediated? They said the girl’s strength isn’t much, slapping me doesn’t do anything, why should I be generous?"

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