Chapter 1: [System Initializing]
"Aaaahhhh!"
Kieran sat up with a jolt and looked around.
"Huh? Where am I?" He muttered.
Looking around, he found himself in a dark forest. A stark contrast to where he was moments before.
"No way...I could have sworn I was just hit by a box truck. Could it have actually been Truck-kun? Did my lifelong dream of transmigration finally come true?!"
Kieran chuckled to himself like a maniac for a moment before a wave of memories that weren't his own crashed into him all at once.
"No...no way...how could I possibly be this lucky?!"
After taking a moment to sort out the memories he had just received, Kieran confirmed that he had transmigrated into a man who had recently died.
"So this is real. And wow! What a world I've found myself in. I don't know what Karma I have sown working as a white collar paper pusher to get this amazing opportunity, but I swear to whatever deity that gave me this chance that I won't waste it!"
Looking through the memories, Kieran understood he was transported to a world that was almost exclusively made up of women. Men existed sure, but they were so rare that generally they were kept inside cities and clans for the exclusive purpose of reproduction.
The world he'd found himself in was also a cultivation world.
Beasts, treasures, cultivation and power were just some of the things that Kieran instantly understood thanks to his transmigration.
He also understood why the previous body's inhabitant had died. Apparently the body belonged to Kieran Darkmoon. An extremely handsome individual from one of the most powerful cultivation clans on the continent. Kieran wasn't gay but even he had to admit that the guy was comparable to the most attractive of male super models on earth, and although he was a little more on the skinny side, that was something he could fix later.
The previous Kieran was tired of being cooped up and used for his body day in and day out and thus he decided he would have the bright idea to steal away into the night and run. His plan was to go become a monk up north somewhere where he wouldn't be disturbed.
"Ayo this guy was a fucking Beta. What is this shit haha. It's alright, I'll take over from here chump, don't worry. By the way, I wonder if the creature who killed him is still around. I'm over here gloating about my luck, I'd never forgive myself if I died instantly. And where are my god damn cheats?! Aren't I supposed to get something good when I transmigrate? That's how those novels usually go." Kieran pouted and mumbled to himself.
As if on queue, the universe seemed to respond.
[System initializing]
[Please Wait]
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A blue screen popped up in Kieran's field of view and began filling with prompts.
"Fuck yes!" Kieran shouted before realizing where he was and hurried behind a rock just in case anything might have heard him.
"This is a literal dream come true." He continued after settling down. "Damn I wonder what type of system it is. Maybe it'll make me a sword master. Or maybe I'll gain thick spiritual veins or something that allows me to fight multiple realms above my own!"
After speculating for a while, he finally got a response from the screen.
[Initialization Successful]
[Congratulations, Host on receiving the Ero System]
[Seduce women and use the points gained to buy items, skills and other key resources to improve yourself. Fuck your way to the top and become unstoppable in this world!]
[Establishing Uplink]
[Please Wait]
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[Approximate time to completion 11:59:38]
"Huh? What the fuck is this? Who decided to give me this crap? Firstly, I'm literally in a world full of women who want to push me under them the second they see me. Why do I need this? This is the most useless draw I could have possibly received in a world like this."
Kieran felt as if he had a bucket of cold water thrown on him. His disappointment was immeasurable and his day was ruined.