Luis hadn’t even opened his mouth when Leah was already rolling her eyes.
"You have serious issues, Avery. Plenty of people chase after me. If I really had a boyfriend, why would I be scared to tell you?"
"Yes yes, our Leah has been the school belle since childhood. There really are many people chasing you, both men and women."
This one sentence nearly made Luis spit out his water.
Leah’s face turned red as she scolded, "What nonsense are you spouting?"
"I’m not spouting nonsense. Wasn’t that flat chested tomboy chasing you before? Don’t worry, she did poorly on her exams and went to a school in another district. She can’t sexually harass you anymore."
"Being harassed by a girl is better than being harassed by a guy, right? That fat pig confessed to you last time, it was disgusting..."
Seeing Luis already coughing, Avery said nonchalantly, "Brother in law, what’s so surprising about this?"
"No, nothing!"
Luis felt like he was too old fashioned, or maybe society had become too open. In any case, he couldn’t view his sister in law as an innocent blank slate anymore.
Avery continued her suspicious questioning, "You didn’t even know this? Are you really her brother in law?"
Leah said irritably, "Avery, that’s enough. Even if he’s my brother in law, I don’t have to tell him these things."
Avery stroked her chin and continued scrutinizing Luis, who was both amused and exasperated. Leah couldn’t take it anymore, "Do you have to see my sister’s marriage certificate to believe it?"
"I didn’t say that. I’m just reasonably suspicious. What kind of proper brother in law would be so generous?"
In the end, it still came down to Luis being improper. Luis was also getting a headache and wanted to crack open her skull to see what kind of bizarre thought process this girl had.
"Unless... there’s another possibility!"
Avery’s expression gradually turned serious.
Leah, who had been rendered speechless by her, still asked, "What possibility?"
"Ulterior motives, impure intentions."
Avery grinned with a lewd expression, "A sister in law is half a brother in law’s ass. Being overly generous without reason is either theft or adultery... Being so generous definitely means there’s something shady going on."
Hearing this, Leah’s heart grew even more guilty because Luis had been intimately teasing her these past two days. Although there hadn’t been any inappropriate actions, if you said it was purely innocent, what kind of brother in law kisses his sister in law’s feet?
If you said Luis saw her purely as a sister and had no ulterior motives, even Leah herself wouldn’t believe such nonsense.
Luis, however, didn’t panic. Instead, he smiled and said, "So after observing for so long and analyzing so much, what’s your conclusion?"
"Well... I don’t have a specific judgment yet!"
Avery saw that Luis wasn’t flustered or guilty at all. Instead, he was looking at her like she was a silly child, which made her angry and embarrassed, "What are you looking at!"
"At a monkey. You’ve been acting all mysterious for so long. Let’s go!"
Leah grabbed her and pulled her away.
The scorching afternoon wasn’t spent wandering around. If not for this third wheel, watching a movie or going on a date would have been nice. But with this neurotic third wheel around, there was no mood for that.
When they got home, the two girls ran upstairs, diligently washing the sheets and quilt covers. Then they closed the door, and who knew what they were talking about.
In any case, their relationship was really good. In Luis’s impression, his sister in law Leah was a quiet and well behaved girl. Now, she was calling people "bitches" and saying they were "sick," which made her seem more down to earth.
With the door closed and the air conditioning on, Luis couldn’t wait to take off his clothes and lie down on the bed, closing his eyes.
In the System’s space, lines of code floated around him. It was still a world made up of code, but for some reason, the numbers and letters seemed clearer than before, not as blurry as they used to be.
The System’s interface was operating at high speed, so fast that it was hard to tell whether what flashed by were images or code.
"Is this the task being generated?"
Luis asked curiously.
The System’s space didn’t respond, but Luis felt a stronger connection to it. He could clearly sense that it had collected enough data to begin generating tasks and triggering them.
Finally, the System’s cold voice rang out:
"Ding... Mission for the Girl with huge boobs sister in law begins."
"Target: Leah... Primary mission: Taste the sister in law’s first kiss with a man. Reward: One chance to draw a blind box."
"Ding... Mission upgrade: If Leah initiates the kiss, the reward will be doubled."
This mission... Luis immediately felt like there was a lot of information to unpack, "What do you mean by ’first kiss with a man’?"
"This is the precision of the System’s mission. Leah’s first kiss is already gone, but she hasn’t kissed a man yet..."
This information stunned Luis, who followed up, "Wait, are you saying my sister in law has some issues with her sexual orientation?"
The System was ruthless and didn’t waste words. The display directly showed a text message conversation:
"Bunny, kissing feels so weird. Why do you stick your tongue in?"
"That’s how they kiss in movies. Did you think it was child’s play? Of course you have to stick your tongue in."
"It’s still weird. It doesn’t feel as good as it looks!"
"Seems like it. But grabbing breasts feels kinda nice. Next time you kiss me, try it."
"Damn you, jump jump. Why don’t you kiss me instead?"
"I will kiss you. I’m just afraid you’ll suck too hard and hurt me."
"We’ll see when the time comes..."
The content of this conversation wasn’t explicit or shocking. Luis breathed a sigh of relief and wiped his sweat, "Thank goodness."
If his sister in law was really a lesbian, the difficulty of pursuing her would definitely be high. Based on this conversation, it seemed she wasn’t. It was just teenage girls being curious about sex.
The date showed it happened about half a month ago, so it wasn’t that long. It seemed these messages had been deleted by his sister in law.
Luis grinned. It was a good thing his sister in law was curious about sex. As her brother in law, it was his duty to guide her in this aspect.
A knock on the door interrupted his drowsy nap. Luis opened the door in just his underwear, rubbing his eyes sleepily, "What’s up?"
The two girls rushed into the room to enjoy the air conditioning. Leah rolled her eyes and said, "Brother in law, take out your marriage certificate. This bitch has gone paranoid and developed a mental illness from all her suspicions."
"Of course I’m suspicious!"
Avery said sternly, "Just because you’re at home now doesn’t prove he’s your brother in law. What if you’re putting on an act just to fool me when no one’s home?"
"You two are really something!"
Luis had no choice but to take out the marriage certificate.
"You... really are her brother in law."
After looking at the marriage certificate, Avery was stunned for a moment, then let out a long sigh of relief and patted her chest, "That’s good, that’s good."
"Seriously, Avery, are you sick or something? What the hell is wrong with you?"
Leah had lost all patience and scolded, "You made me prove my brother in law is my real brother in law. Are you insane?"