Chapter 601: Chapter 601: Chi Enen Makes a Firm Decision
This was a funny brain teaser he’d seen in a joke book: shoot a wolf, it’s a pervert; shoot a ghost, it’s a ghoul. He didn’t believe The Neighbor Old Wang could answer it!
Chi Enen also noticed the trap in this brain teaser and couldn’t help but marvel at how naughty her Baby Chi really was.
Li Beijue didn’t even twitch an eyebrow, “Shoot you.”
Why wasn’t he playing by the rules? Baby Chi panicked and protested, “I’m not on the bridge; only wolves and ghosts are on the bridge, not me.”
“Do I need to remind you that when you posed the question, you said it was you who was so full you strolled on the bridge at night?”
“That was supposed to be you!” Baby Chi, after all, was only five years old. Faced with such sophistry, he became even more agitated, “I was talking about you, not me. It was you who walked on the bridge alone!” He didn’t say anything about being full. The Neighbor Old Wang just made that up on his own.
Li Beijue’s falcon-like eyes flashed a hint of mischief, his hands relaxed in his pockets, exuding coolness. “I heard it was you walking alone on the bridge.”
“Me!” Baby Chi, irritated to the point of itching teeth, knew Li Beijue was doing it on purpose and couldn’t find a reason to refute him. Frustrated, he spun in circles, both angry and depressed, and when he turned his head, he looked for support from Chi Enen, who pretended to be shot, “Woman, he’s bullying me!”
Chi Enen had been on site the entire time and saw clearly that it was her son trying to prank his dad, only to be outsmarted instead. She rarely saw the genius Baby Chi losing face and could barely contain her upturned lips, playing the peacemaker, “Alright, let’s all sleep together tonight.” Anyway, the three of them had never slept together as a family before.
Two refusals, in unison.
One came from Baby Chi, the other from Li Beijue.
Chi Enen pretended not to hear, patting Baby Chi on the back, “If you want to sleep, you have to bathe first. Let’s go, I’ll help you with your bath, Baby Chi.”
Li Beijue’s handsome face darkened!
This woman, getting bolder and bolder, he said no, yet she dared to ignore him!
Not only did Chi Enen ignore him, but she also did it with finality, pushing Baby Chi into the bedroom’s bathroom and firmly shutting the door, closing him and his obviously displeased gaze out.
Then, with an uplifted smile, she turned on the sprinkler, letting it run on the side until hot water came out, while she found a small chair to sit on and asked Baby Chi, “Do you want me to help you take off your clothes?”
“… I can do it myself.”
Baby Chi, now five years old, had a basic sense of the difference between males and females. It felt awkward for Chi Enen to help him bathe now. After struggling for a while, he couldn’t get undressed. He seemed to think for a moment, then turned to Chi Enen and said, “Woman, I’ll bathe myself.”
“Why though?” Chi Enen grabbed the shampoo for bathing and didn’t notice his discomfort.
Clutching his clothes, Chi Jingchen was torn between wanting Chi Enen to help him bathe and feeling embarrassed to undress in front of her. He shuffled his feet for ages and finally managed to blurt out, “Because I’ve grown up.”
“Even if you’ve grown up, you still need to bathe; otherwise, no girls will like you,” Chi Enen decisively stripped him of his clothes and sat him in the basin. She showered him with water from the sprinkler, then applied the fragrant shampoo and used a small towel to lather up little bubbles.
Baby Chi turned his head away coolly and grunted, “I don’t want those noisy creatures to like me.”
At the same time, he instinctively enjoyed it, closing his eyes and relaxing his body.
He just loved having his woman bathe him, smelling so nice and feeling so comfortable.