Martial Arts? Sorry, I am better at Thunder Spell! Chapter 323

"Damn, can I really eat such badass stuff without paying? Who would’ve known about it if not for the lady exposing it?"

"So freaking conscientious, those businesses outside, just to make money, they wouldn’t hesitate to use gutter oil, zombie meat, but the Taoists offer free meals with freshly slaughtered poultry and freshly picked veggies, I’m gonna kowtow to the Taoist!"

"But what really blew my mind is the Taoists’ lightweight skill on the cliff faces, holy moly, straight up and down, treating those steep cliffs as if they’re flat ground, isn’t that a bit much?"

"Is that even lightweight skill? That’s clearly an Immortal Technique! I’m dying of laughter, the Taoists are straight up flying to the heavens and burrowing into the earth, and they still try to make us believe in science! I’m literally crying!"

Online, many people were shocked by the ingredients from Qingyun Mountain.

Such badass ingredients, no wonder the food made from them is so delicious.

The key point is, after the video of the Yellow Robed Taoists wall-climbing went viral, countless netizens were thrilled.

They can wall-climb now, and we still talk about science?

On the internet, the video spread further and further.

It even made the news.

Reporters heard the news and rushed to Qingyun Mountain to interview the Taoists about the video.

Outside the Three Pure Ones Hall, Taoist Jing Xuan was being interviewed by a reporter.

The reporter asked, "Taoist Jing Xuan, have you seen the video about Qingyun Mountain that has gone viral online recently?"

Taoist Jing Xuan gave an awkward smile and said, "That thing, it’s so hot on the trending searches, of course I’ve seen it."

"What do you think about the spiritual beasts and poultry shown in the video and the Taoists’ wall-climbing Immortal Techniques that netizens are all talking about?"

The reporter pointed the camera at Taoist Jing Xuan, wanting to hear what the Red Robed Taoist from Qingyun Mountain had to say.

Hearing this, excitement flashed across Taoist Jing Xuan’s face.

He said, "Supreme Heavenly Venerate, well, let me explain about the wall-climbing scenes of the Taoists in that video. Let’s put aside the facts for a moment, just because one can wall-climb, does it mean it’s an Immortal Technique?

"There is a sport overseas called parkour, and many of the movements in it are scientifically based techniques! Is it possible that our Qingyun Mountain’s Taoists are all parkour masters?

"Furthermore, the part with the spiritual beasts in that video is even more absurd. The internet these days is too advanced; you can easily add special effects to animals in any video. Here I must clarify once and for all.

"We really don’t have any immortals or spiritual beasts at Qingyun Mountain! Please don’t guess wildly and spread rumors, for wisdom stops rumors! We did not possess any immo..."

But Taoist Jing Xuan didn’t finish his words.

Behind him, three Kun Tiao Chickens flew over the wall from behind the kitchen, flapping their wings. Following closely behind was Taoist Jing Chen, stepping on the Divine Sword, swiftly approaching from the west.

With a screech, the three Kun Tiao Chickens released Magic Balls, and six black Magic Balls shot towards Taoist Jing Chen all at once.

Taoist Jing Chen stood on the Flying Sword, let out a cold snort, and said, "Insect tricks!"

Then with a palm strike through the air, a Void Big Handprint shot out from his hand,

smashing the three chickens dead on the ground.

Taoist Jing Chen then landed steadily behind Taoist Jing Xuan, within the camera’s view.

After landing, he picked up the three chickens from the ground.

Then, with a sweep of his sleeve, the Divine Sword behind him buzzed with a sword cry, transforming into a stream of light and automatically returned to its sheath on his back, exuding utter coolness.

Witnessing this scene,

the interviewed Taoist Jing Xuan, the reporter holding the microphone, and the cameraman carrying the camera equipment were all stunned.

The reporter said, "This..."

Taoist Jing Xuan immediately gave an embarrassed smile, "This... was an accident!"

In his heart, Taoist Jing Xuan thought: Jing Chen, what the hell... I’m here making a clarification video, and you just had to use your Sword Control now?

Taoist Jing Chen only then noticed the reporter and the live broadcast cameras there.

All his sword flying and chicken-slaying moves had been caught on camera.

Taoist Jing Chen’s eyes widened.

Shit! This is bad! I’ve been caught.

Taoist Jing Chen quickly said, "Sorry, I didn’t see you guys were interviewing here, let’s cut this part out, don’t air it!"

You May Also Like

Pursuing Her Best Friend after Confession FailedRejected by the Campus Belle, I Find My True LoveAh! The Villains I Forced to Turn Evil Can Read My MindPrimordial: I, Dijun, Only Want to Build the Great DesolationGourmet: Twins' Father and Chef of the KindergartenHow Did I Become an F1 Driver?Forced to be my sisters lover in a reverse worldClassroom Of The Elite Year 2The Wealthy Tycoon’s Game of LifeGlobal Mutation: Opening with Swallowing a Black MambaLongevity Begins with Internal OrgansEasy Way of Cultivation: Power HarvestingEternal Life: My Talents Can RefreshInvincible Soul EmperorEternal Life: I Rely on Fortune Points for ImprovementEternal Life Starts as a HunterNine Revolutions Star TechniqueEternal SaberStars In His EyesTruth Exposed, Empresses Beg for ForgivenessWandering Gods of Day and NightGreen MountainThis bodyguard is too invincibleDemon Sword Sect’s UndercoverSupreme Dragon LordThe Prince Can Do DivinationMy Pet Beast is really not an Evil GodMedical Examiner Can Revive the DeadThe CEO’s Substitute Wife Is A GeniusJourney to the West: Starting from Changing Sun Wukong’s fateFull-Level Fierce PersonPath of Alchemy MasteryHeir Of The Celestial Throne & The Blooming EmpressImmortal Venerable's OrderThe Ascension of Contracted SpiritsHeavenly Demon AscendingHarry Potter Erotica [R-18]Martial Peak - Rise Of The Human EmperorRebirth: The Courtyard Bride Is Cool and RadiantThe Healer More Powerful Than A WarriorI Have a Wealth Gathering ArrayBeast Taming: Sharing Pets' AbilitiesGlobal Catastrophe: I Begin to Evolve from an Ancient TreeSand Mage of the Burnt DesertThe Lucky HeiressToo Bad I Take Things SeriouslyThe Mind-Read Heiress: From Impostor to Family FavoriteThe Sickly Beauty Substitute Called It QuitsDoctor: Picking Up Attributes in the HospitalSolving Middle Age Crisis by Intelligence System

NovelSweet

Novelsweet is your go-to destination for binge-worthy web novels. Whether you're into slow-burn romance, epic fantasy, or gripping drama — we've got stories that'll keep you up way past bedtime.

Genres

© 2024 Novelsweet. All rights reserved.