36: Chapter 036: Cohabitation Agreement, No Climbing on My Bed 36: Chapter 036: Cohabitation Agreement, No Climbing on My Bed Before Huo Qiuran could regain her composure, Ning Fan broke free from her hands and dashed into the bathroom.
Seeing Ning Fan leave so coldly, a clear tear fell from Huo Qiuran’s eyes.
She had been waiting here for Ning Fan to appear, and now that he finally had, he didn’t recognize her.
Her heart felt as if it were being cut by a knife.
“Ning Fan, why won’t you recognize me?
It was indeed my fault initially, but why won’t you even acknowledge me…”
Concert hall audience area…
Ning Fan no longer thought about his past with Huo Qiuran and returned to the audience area.
However, his hand was painfully sore.
The people who had been moved to tears by his performance earlier were now coming up to ask for his autograph.
Ning Fan swiftly scrawled his name with flourish.
The audience members who obtained Ning Fan’s autograph once again teared up, unable to stop the hot tears from flowing.
“Master Ning Fan, you really play wonderfully…”
Just then, Wang Xiaodie suddenly extended her delicate back of the hand in front of Ning Fan.
Ning Fan gave Wang Xiaodie a cold look and asked coldly, “What?”
Wang Xiaodie, her cheeks reddening, said sheepishly, “Master Ning, your piano playing is even more marvelous than the Piano Queen’s, could I…
could I get an autograph from you?”
Ning Fan, with a chuckle, said, “I’m in a good mood today, bring your hand here closer.”
Wang Xiaodie cast an adoring glance and moved closer to Ning Fan.
In contrast, Zhou Jiangming was in a terrible mood.
His face at that moment was still a mix of purple and red, swollen like pork liver.
He then left the concert hall alone, full of resentment.
Xu Xiaoqing stood beside Ning Fan, her face full of smiles as she watched, her expression blooming with girlish delight.
Ning Fan’s piano sound was too wonderful.
When Ning Fan wasn’t paying attention, Xu Xiaoqing suddenly stood on her tiptoes and kissed him directly on the lips.
Ning Fan, confused, thought, What’s going on?
Turning his head, it was the excited Xu Xiaoqing.
Touching his own cheek, his face was written with grievance.
“Girl, you’ve stolen my first kiss.
I’m going to kiss you back…”
Xu Xiaoqing, startled by his words, stared dumbfounded at Ning Fan, as if seeing a monster.
What’s wrong with this guy?
A lady kissed him and that’s his honor—now he feels wronged and wants compensation?
Thinking this, she saw Ning Fan leaning in for a kiss and she ran away.
Ning Fan immediately chased after her.
Ning Fan and Xu Xiaoqing returned home together.
Ning Fan directly lounged on the sofa in the living room, and Xu Xiaoqing also leaned close to him.
The two seemed not to notice Xu Ruolan at all.
Xu Ruolan’s eyebrows slightly furrowed, she said icily, “Ning Fan, what have you been doing with Xiaoqing?”
Ning Fan ignored Xu Ruolan and continued to chat and laugh with Xu Xiaoqing, occasionally pinching Xu Xiaoqing’s nose.
“To dare ignore what I said!”
Xu Ruolan instantly stood up, angrily glanced at Ning Fan, and ran to her room, “swish swish swish” rapidly drafting a document.
By the time she came down,
Ning Fan then noticed Xu Ruolan and said indifferently, “Miss Xu, I’d like to check on your condition.”
Xu Ruolan’s cold eyes flashed, icy as frost, then said coldly, “Before treating, shall we write an agreement?”
“A cohabitation agreement!”
Ning Fan looked bewildered, What the hell is going on?
A cohabitation agreement now?
He looked up and stared into Xu Ruolan’s cold eyes, suddenly understanding that Xu Ruolan did not trust him.
“A cohabitation agreement, Miss Xu…
we’re considered living together now?
Alright then, what are the terms?”
Ning Fan nodded in agreement.
Xu Xiaoqing also got interested on the side.
Xu Ruolan, upon hearing the implicit message in Ning Fan’s words, let out a cold snort and slammed the agreement plan on the table.
Xu Xiaoqing picked up the plan first, looked directly at the demands in the back, and joyfully read them aloud.
“First, no leaving the room without the other’s consent.
Second, must knock before entering the room.
Third, not allowed to use the upstairs bathroom.
Fourth, no telling dirty jokes…”
After reading, Xu Xiaoqing kept saying great, clapping her hands while laughing so hard she could barely close her mouth.
Ning Fan found it amusing as well, not allowed to tell dirty jokes…
I’m still an innocent virgin, what dirty jokes could I tell?
He directly said, “Agreed.”
“Don’t you have anything to say?”
Xu Ruolan thought this hooligan would bargain, but to her surprise, he agreed so quickly.
If only she had known, she would have added a few more clauses to prevent Ning Fan from messing around.
“Of course, I have no objections to your agreement, but I have some conditions to add too for fairness.”
Ning Fan put away his smile and spoke seriously.
Xu Ruolan looked at Ning coldly, thinking that if this guy had any crooked ideas, the agreement would be invalid.
Xu Xiaoqing held her ice cream, full of curiosity, waiting for Ning Fan’s demands.
Ning Fan stated seriously, “First, you’re not allowed to peek when I’m showering.”
Xu Xiaoqing, having just swallowed her ice cream, almost spat it out as she burst into uncontrollable laughter.
“Peeking at you showering, ahahaha…
We really don’t have that fetish!”
Xu Ruolan also got so amused it was infuriating, thinking, this shameless scoundrel, is peeking at someone showering all he thinks about?
How he thinks is how he assumes others think, imagining that I would peek at him…
She said while laughing from anger, “Ning Fan, who would peek at you showering?
Don’t flatter yourself too much.”
Ning Fan ignored them both, tilted his head, and pondered for a while before adding:
“Second, you also cannot peek when I’m peeing, it makes me pee frequently.”
“Third, you must not climb onto my bed when I am asleep!”
What kind of ridiculous agreement is this?
Each clause sillier than the last!
Xu Ruolan had never seen such a shameless and brazen person.
Ning Fan was too full of himself.
Would I, Xu Ruolan, ever engage in such acts?
Sure enough, a sleazy person always thinks others have sleazy intentions.
Xu Ruolan and Xu Xiaoqing protested almost simultaneously, making it seem like they were the hoodlums or perverts, and Ning Fan the potential victim of harassment.
“We wouldn’t stoop to doing such things!”
Ning Fan shrugged and said, “Objections overruled, you can never tell with people.
Who knows if you might peek?
You agreed to your agreement, so you must also respect mine.”
Xu Ruolan gritted her teeth in anger, finding Ning Fan unbearable…
She couldn’t even come up with a euphemism to describe his shamelessness.
Thus, Xu Ruolan drafted a new agreement, incorporating Ning Fan’s requests, ready to sign and seal it.
Xu Xiaoqing looked at the conditions on the agreement, muttering to herself while unable to hold back her laughter.
Could this really be considered an agreement?
It looked like a farce to her, but her sister seemed quite serious about it.
The two parties treated it seriously and solemnly, with stern faces, as if they were signing a diplomatic treaty.