Chapter 487: He Can Carry His Wife With One Hand
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
How was Liu Shimei supposed to explain such a question?
She didn’t explain; instead, she countered, “Do you think you’re a child?”
Huangfu Lingyao was stunned. Is my wife really this clever?
She continued to question, “Let’s stand up together. Am I only up to your shoulders? Is there a child as tall as you? When I stand in front of you, the difference is like that between an eagle and a chick. Is there a child as strong as you? Do you still need me to watch over you? Can’t you protect me already?”
The words ‘You can protect me’ really made Huangfu Lingyao feel great.
He just stared at her, wanting to see if she could say anything that would make him feel even better when she was pushed to the limit.
The more Liu Shimei spoke, the more intimidating her momentum became: “Listen, Lingyao, Ninth Brother enjoys teasing you, right? I can’t let him tease you, so I have to come up with excuses to protect you, to prevent him from bullying you, right? Isn’t that me looking out for you? Are you still unsatisfied?”
It had to be said, her barrage of questions left Huangfu Lingyao overwhelmed.
He was usually very quick-witted, having encountered crises a thousand times or more due to his habit of acting dumb. However, facing the bombardment from his wife at this moment, he could only stare at her with dumbfounded eyes!
Fortunately, she was saying everything he liked to hear!
“Let me tell you, Huangfu Lingyao.” Liu Shimei thought she had left him utterly bewildered. She emphatically pronounced his name and continued, “When we go out together, not only do you avoid trouble, but you also help me a lot and protect me, right?”
Huangfu Lingyao dared not speak casually and nodded conservatively.
The less you speak, the fewer mistakes you make!
Liu Shimei thought she had persuaded him. Relieved, she said, “So, don’t belittle yourself. When you play with Little Fifteen, can’t you lift him with one hand? He’s the real child!”
“Oh,” Huangfu Lingyao finally spoke, finding a perfect opportunity, “I can lift Wife with one hand too!”
He couldn’t let her bombard him anymore, or he suspected she could make him cry!
The opening he found was quite effective. Liu Shimei indeed stopped talking, her ears turning a bit red.
The thought of the silly dog lifting her up with one hand, making her sit on his arm like a child!
People studying medicine were usually more open-minded. Although Liu Shimei hadn’t participated much in those discussions before, she had heard the girls in the dormitory talk about them.
What strong arm strength in men meant, how advantageous it was during certain activities, and something about ‘lifting you up while having s*x’…
Just thinking about it made her blush!
She casually said, “Alright, let’s turn this page. The appointment for tomorrow is almost here. I need to make a decision quickly and have Shujun bring the person over.”
Seeing the opportunity, Huangfu Lingyao asked, “What about this Shu Yu…”
He suddenly clenched his teeth and swallowed the word ‘Tong’!
Liu Shimei looked up at her dog, her eyes full of surprise, asking, “Lingyao, do you recognize these characters?”
At this moment, Huangfu Lingyao couldn’t say he didn’t recognize them. He shrugged, saying, “Of course, I know a few. I studied with the Crown Prince!” “You and the Crown Prince were enlightened at the same time?” Liu Shimei could only deduce this.
He fell ill at 13, so the Crown Prince must have had a strong foundation. Suddenly inspired, she said, “Lingyao, how about… if you have time in the future, I’ll teach you to read?”
Huangfu Lingyao,
What do they say about lifting a stone and smashing it on your own foot?
That’s him!
Wanting to cry but having no tears!