Creator of Bread:
You have made indelible contributions to the exploration and creation of new types of carbohydrates. Will give you 67% increase in successfully creating new dishes that utilises bread or any form of it as a base.
Reader of the Akashic Records:
You have done what is normally impossible: Accessing the records of the known universe. When using Library of Alexandria, you can gain 10 pieces of knowledge one tier above your current level.
Beware of t÷^#&£* %@%.._
Serial Arsonist:
Congratulations my dear friend! You have managed to burn down entire swathes of land for your crazy ventures. Any object you burn has a higher chance of exploding as a bomb (time to set the universe on fire, feel it burn tonight...)
Marathonist:
Congratulations on running 50 km in none night! When running distances longer than 1 km, stamina consumption is decreased by 10%.
Lolicon:
Do I need to say more...
You have a 45% chance of successfully wooing underage girls as your lover...
And a 300% chance of being killed if found out you're dating a young girl (except legal lolis)
Heir of the Fallen Ones:
The last inheritor, tinder bearer, of a fallen race. Depending on the race you are, you will gain an additional 50% boost in your Skill.
Saintess of the Broken One:
The chosen one of @&#^#^@, fulfil your destiny...
Chaplain of The Grey Templars–
WARNING, WARNING, WARNING! CEASE AND DESIST ANY ATTEMPTS ON ACCESSING REDACTED INFORMATION! THE BUREAU OF PARANORMALITIES SHALL AND WILL MET PUNISHMENTS OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE TO THE INTRUDERS!