Chapter 15: Let's kidnap a BL author! (3)
"Hello, is this PupainDisguise?"
Sun Zhu's heart was tickled as he listened to the husky yet mellow voice on the phone. It was not hoarse like a macho man, and it was not sweet like a candy. This man's voice was like an autumn wind that caressed your heart, giving a tinge of nostalgia.
Sun Zhu's heart was beating rapidly as he gulped. The man on the phone asked again, "Is this PupainDisguise?"
"YYes, I am," Sun Zhu replied.
"Ah! OMAGAH, my favorite author! II mean" the man on the phone cleared his throat after he got excited. Sun Zhu tried to hold his chuckle as he thought that the sudden excitement sounded very cute.
Shi Qiang glared at Xiaojun, who got giddy all of a sudden. Shi Qiang recalled that Xiaojun often did many unpredictable things when he was too excited. Such as telling his new secretary that he is a fudanshi and a full time gay, also a 'certified top,' just because he saw a Wei Wuxian keychain without Lan Wangji.
If Mr. Feng Xiaojun got too excited and told that person blatantly that he was the Feng Group CEO, then it would be big trouble.
'Remember what I told you before, act cool and invite him for a formal dinner, remember, FORMAL DINNER,' Shi Qiang whispered. She emphasized that formal dinner because Xiaojun started rambling about kidnapping the author and put him in a little darkroom. No, not for lewd stuff. He wanted to tie him there so he could write forever.
What a dangerous thought.
"I mean, I am one of your fans, HandsomeFengXiaojun. It is my grievance that you've stopped writing your current work, which I love so much. I wonder if you can reconsider your decision after dinner?" Xiaojun said dignifiedly, but his whole body was like a shivering pine tree. It trembled all over because he was too excited.
Meanwhile, Sun Zhu couldn't hide the smile that bloomed on his face. It was apparent that HandsomeFengXiaojun was very excited, but he tried hard to contain himself Sun Zhu would not get scared.
In fact, this was very refreshing. Sun Zhu was an actor with a God-given face. Maybe only the real Feng Xiaojun was on par with his appearance. So, when a fan said that he was handsome, he became immune to it. He just said thank you and leave.
But this person was a fan of his work, his novel, not his face.
Thus, Sun Zhu concluded that this person was a genuine one.
But Sun Zhu did not want to rush it. He needed to know more about this person before meeting him. Thus, Sun Zhu teased him, "I don't have any interest to continue the story. But I will rethink about it again after dinner with you."
"Really?! Thank buddha! I will pray to myAw!" Xiaojun pouted at Shi Qiang, who just stepped on his shoes. Shi Qiang rolled her eyes. She was not paid enough to be an emotional barricade for her boss.
"I mean, sure. When do you have free time?" Xiaojun asked.
Sun Zhu giggled, and he got a good idea for this, "I'm free next week. About the exact date, I will inform you later. Please don't ever call or text this number after this. I will tell you my real number, okay?"
"Okay!" Xiaojun said excitedly.
After they exchanged real numbers, Sun Zhu said, "I will contact you tonight."
"TTonight?! Sure!"
Xiaojun hung up the call and put the phone down carefully. He stared at his secretary for a minute and burst out of happiness, "KYAAA!! I JUST TALKED WITH MY FAVORITE AUTHOR! I AM THE MOST BLESSED PERSON ON EARTH!"
Xiaojun was so excited that he rolled on the marble floor and did ten times push up out of the blue. Xiaojun started singing Tian Mi Mi with his untrained vocal, thinking he was Teresa Teng.
Shi Qiang sighed as she gazed over the wide glass panel, directly showing the city's view. She lamented in her heart, 'Boss, when will you stop ruining my dream of a handsome and straight CEO. I may never marry after seeing all this.'
'Well, at least he already abandons his kidnapping plan, thank me later, random spicy chicken author,' Shi Qiang sighed.
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Sun Zhu deleted the call history and the text from HandsomeFengXiaojun. He saved Xiaojun's number and was thinking about a proper contact name since naming it HandsomeFengXiaojun felt rude.
"How about"
Sun Zhu typed 'Cutie Xiao' and saved the number on his phone. He laughed at his own ridiculousness. Sun Zhu just met this guy, and he already saved his number as Cutie Xiao.
'Well, he is a cutie. Maybe he is just a regular man, but I don't really need a handsome man to begin with, as long as he has a good heart and will accept me'
Sun Zhu was thinking about sweet things.
Realizing that he might go overboard, he shook his head, 'No, no, this person might only be my fan because he likes my writing, not me. He may have a boyfriend or a girlfriend already. It's not good to think too far.'
'But it's not bad to have a little bit of wish, right?'
"Sun Zhu? What are you musing on?" Aunt Tian finished her bathroom business and took her phone, "No call?"
"Not at all," Sun Zhu said. He stood up and pulled Aunt Tian's hand excitedly, "Aunt Tian, we have been waiting for too long! Let's just start the event now!"
"Why did you get excited suddenly? You want to finish the event soon?" Aunt Tian asked suspiciously, "Do you have a plan tonight? Is it with a man? A boyfriend? Sun Zhu, be careful with your identity. You are the hottest actor right now."
"Aish, I don't have a boyfriend'
' Yet.'
"I just want to finish this soon! I want to meet my fan!"