A bright and sunny day.
Location: Qin Miaomiao and Lu Qing’s house.
Main characters: Qin Miaomiao, Little second, Little fourth, Little sixth, Little seventh, Ou Beichen.
Discussion topic: A major event!
Qin Miaomiao glanced at the people present, cleared her throat, and with a deliberate "ahem," said:
"I’ve asked you all here today because there’s something important I need to discuss."
Everyone perked up their ears, while Ou Beichen... lounged there, half-asleep.
"Xiao Chen, did you pull another all-nighter playing games last night? Losing yourself in games—you’re a genius, you know! If you keep wasting your brainpower on games, aren’t you throwing away your potential? And if your brother finds out, he’ll accuse me of not looking after you properly and deduct my guardianship fee. What then?"
So... the most critical issue here is the last sentence?
Young Madam, you’ve exposed your true priorities!
Ou Beichen took a beat to react, then lazily propped up his chin, his sleepy eyes making him impossibly adorable!
Qin Miaomiao held back her urge to pinch his cheeks and claw at his cuteness. She only heard Ou Beichen slowly speak:
"Learned some hacker skills from Fourth Brother. Ended up... playing longer than I intended."
Little Fourth immediately raised a hand to distance himself from this: "He’s quick to pick things up; I just taught him a little. If he hacks into the United States Intelligence Agency or something someday, it’s got absolutely nothing to do with me."
United States Intelligence Agency, and stuff like that—Qin Miaomiao figured this was the kind of high-IQ topic she should steer clear of to avoid embarrassing herself.
She cleared her throat again:
"Back to business: Lu Qing’s birthday is tomorrow. I want to plan a surprise for him, so—any suggestions, folks?"
This is the "major event"?
Little second, Little fourth, Little sixth, and Little seventh all stared at her with a mildly strange look. Isn’t this pushing it?
This elite team of bodyguards assembled here, thinking they were about to tackle something heroic and world-shifting—and you gather us for Young Master Lu’s birthday?
This isn’t just overkill; it’s blatantly rubbing your relationship in everyone’s face!
Little Fourth raised a hand: "Red wine, roses, violin—set up a romantic atmosphere. Then go shopping, catch a movie, head home for some... *intimate activities*, and that’s it, all done! Though it’s best to prepare some themed lingerie—subtle but alluring, sexy without crossing the line. Nail the seductive vibe perfectly. Young Madam, if you want to buy some, I’ve got a great website lined up—tons of styles, ships fast, and I can even hook you up with a 50% discount. How about grabbing half a dozen?"
Qin Miaomiao twitched at the corner of her mouth: "Get out!"
Little second scoffed: "Fourth, you’re so basic! Young Madam, all you need to do is wrap yourself up and place yourself directly in Young Master Lu’s bed—that’s the best gift there is."
Qin Miaomiao: "You get out too!"
That left Little sixth and Little seventh. With a dark face and a cold voice, Qin Miaomiao said:
"If you two dare suggest anything like that again, then forget about your salary this month."
Little sixth and Little seventh straightened up with serious expressions: "How about... you cook the meal yourself?"
Qin Miaomiao thought for a while: "Hmm, that sounds reasonable. Little seventh, you’ll guide me!"
Little sixth couldn’t resist sneaking in one last comment: "Young Madam, are you really not considering a nurse’s outfit, a belly-band costume, or a catwoman outfit? Young Master Lu would definitely like it."
Qin Miaomiao: "Get out! All of you, OUT!!!"
What kind of people are these? Only Little seventh and Xiao Chen seem decent and pure—not like the others, who are blatant perverts, shameless and vulgar!
Ou Beichen squinted his eyes, yawned, and tossed his iPad to her:
"Sis, these look pretty nice."
She took a look and nearly choked on a mouthful of blood. Grabbing him by the collar, she demanded:
"You little rascal! You’re underage, and you’re looking at this kind of stuff?! Do you have any shame? If your brother finds out, he’ll say I corrupted you. How am I supposed to explain this to him? Huh?!" Tʜe source of this ᴄontent ɪs novel·fiɾe·net
Ou Beichen didn’t bat an eyelid and calmly replied:
"I already placed the order for you. No payment needed—I tweaked the backend data."
"Really? No money? Ugh—not a chance you’re bribing me! Go back to your room and think about what you’ve done!"
Ou Beichen let out an "oh," and before taking a few steps, casually added: "It’ll arrive tomorrow morning. Be sure to look out for it."
...Is this even normal? Can’t we just have a nice, normal time?