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Ding-dong, the doorbell rang. Qin Miaomiao immediately got up to open the door. It was the delivery guy, holding more than ten packages.
"Hello, here’s your delivery. Please sign for it."
Qin Miaomiao beamed. "Alright, thank you."
What’s the happiest thing in life? Of course, it’s unwrapping packages!
She immediately grabbed a knife and started cutting open the packages. Her hormonal levels were surging! Surely her husband had a sudden pang of conscience and decided it was necessary to win her over. That’s why he ordered so many things online to please her. Well, even if he’s not romantic most of the time, he’s still capable of giving the occasional surprise!
She opened the first package and looked closer...
She froze. This round thing, with a string attached to it, starts vibrating when you press the switch. What the heck was this?!
Lu Qing slowly walked over, took the item from her hand, and said casually, "I heard this thing is pretty fun. Bought it to play around with."
Her husband was clearly leveling up. Was he trying to play higher-quality games now?!
She moved on to the second package, glanced at its shape, and immediately understood. She tossed it in front of him in disgust, took a deep breath to control her temper, and yelled at the top of her lungs:
"I absolutely don’t need this! You alone are more than enough!"
"You think I’m enough? But I don’t think I am. Why not try the other one? Isn’t it great?"
Her worldview was being fundamentally challenged—her poor heart couldn’t take this sort of shock!
Was it really worth continuing to unwrap the rest?
Lu Qing said leisurely, "There are still a few gifts I bought especially for you."
Qin Miaomiao gave a dry chuckle. "I don’t believe you."
"I don’t believe you!"
Lu Qing continued to coax her. "They’re expensive, shiny—you sure you don’t want to keep opening?"
Qin Miaomiao narrowed her eyes at him. "Promise me they’re not adult novelties?"
"Real gifts? Something I can wear?"
Could it be a pearl necklace or a diamond ring? She desperately needed something like that to calm her down, or she honestly couldn’t guarantee she wouldn’t bite his head off!
"Keep opening, take your time—you’ll find a surprise."
Seduced by Lu Qing’s words, Qin Miaomiao kept opening package after package until her hands were nearly too tired to keep going.
Red ropes, whips—made of genuine leather!—and toys in all shapes and colors. It was downright dizzying!
The fury inside her chest kept building, slowly reaching her head. She was one breath away from exploding!!!!
Holding the last package in her hand, she glared at him, took a deep breath, and said grimly:
"Mr. Lu Qing, if this isn’t a genuine gift, do you know what I’ll do?"
"I’ll bite you to death, chop you into pieces, and cook you!"
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Her hands trembled as she carefully unwrapped the package. All her anger had reached a breaking point. If he dared to deceive her, if...!
The moment she saw the box, her breath quickened. She opened it.
Her fury instantly disappeared as if it had been completely erased. All the resentment from earlier seemed to vanish in an instant.
Dazzling, radiant, uniquely designed yet exuding an incredible beauty, it emitted a faint green glow.
She picked it up, looked at it under the sunlight, took a deep breath, and roared:
"A ring made from a glass bottle cap?! Holy crap, Lu Qing, are you trying to get yourself killed?"
In that moment, she wished she could pounce on him and bite him to death!
But he grabbed her hand and slipped a bracelet onto her wrist.
Grinning, he said, "That was just to mess with you—this is the real gift."