"You're still lying to me at a time like this! Just say there's not enough Hundred Flowers Fruit to go around, I won't blame you!" Tang Rou got even angrier after hearing Yun Hao's words. This guy was just too despicable, taking advantage of her while lying to her!
"I really didn't lie to you!"
"Fine, you say you didn't lie to me, then explain these two Hundred Flowers Fruits. If you can't make it clear today, don't expect me to ever talk to you again!" Tang Rou brushed away Yun Hao's hand taking advantage of her, turned around, and stared angrily at him. Today she wanted to see how Yun Hao would keep fabricating!
"Hey, although we only got one Hundred Flowers Fruit, we also took the Hundred Flowers Tree! And Cold Face used a unique method to make the tree bear fruit again!" Yun Hao pretended to be helpless, but inside he was overjoyed!
From the start, he understood Tang Rou's little thoughts. Every cultivator desires the Hundred Flowers Fruit. Yun Hao hadn't paid attention to it before, thinking Tang Rou wouldn't either. Now that she showed interest, he would definitely give it to her, but not without teasing her a little!
"Hundred Flowers Tree? So it was you guys... I should have guessed it was you, who else would have such guts? You're a lunatic!" Tang Rou had heard news of the tree being dug up, but she didn't know who did it!
So, upon hearing Yun Hao's words, she was beyond shocked!
"Little Rou Rou, do you still blame me for deceiving you?" Yun Hao grinned mischievously at Tang Rou, and then picked her up and headed to the rooftop. Compared to the hall, the rooftop was much safer!
"But it's still your fault for not thinking of me first when you wanted to give away the Hundred Flowers Fruit!" Tang Rou felt a bit embarrassed. She'd gotten too excited just now. If she'd asked clearly, she wouldn't have blamed Yun Hao!
"So how should I compensate my little Rou Rou?" Yun Hao looked at Tang Rou with fake malicious intent!
After teasing Tang Rou for over ten minutes on the rooftop, just as Yun Hao wanted to take things a step further, he suddenly lost his balance and was kicked off the roof by Tang Rou!
Yun Hao stood angrily on the ground, looking up at Tang Rou who was laughing smugly on the rooftop, utterly speechless. Girls these days were too wild. Here he was enjoying some affectionate moments, and she kicked him off just like that?
Luckily, he was trained, otherwise, he would have lost his life here!
After returning to the room, Chu Yan was already lying on the bed in a silk camisole nightgown, with her fair collarbone exposed, leaning on the headboard reading a book, giving off a different kind of vibe!
"Hey, sweetie, reading a book? What book is it?" Yun Hao quickly slipped under the covers, wrapped his arms around Chu Yan, and asked in a low voice.
"The Thirty-Six Signs of a Man Cheating!"
"What the heck? Cough cough, honey, why are we reading this?" Yun Hao almost thought Chu Yan was joking when he heard the name, but when she showed him the title, he felt terrible. It really was that book.
People these days are so bored? What good does it do to stir up trouble between couples? Even writing a novel online would be better than this!
Does the author of this book have no sense of morality? It's just unethical!
"Just learning things, and since you're here, I'll test the theories on you to see if the book is right." As Chu Yan spoke, she sat up straight and flipped to a certain page.
"Have you recently felt an incredible attachment to your phone, like it should never leave your hand?"
"I've always needed my phone!"
"Ah, see? You are cheating!"
"Honey, why is that? It's not fair to accuse me like that!"
"No reason, it's what the book says!"
What the...? Is this even a question? I'm the leader of the Asura and Thunder Mercenary Corps, of course, I'm busy with many things! How is this a problem? I have a lot of work, and that's my fault?
He carefully explained to Chu Yan why he needed his phone, and she finally let it go without making a fuss!
"Have I been cold to you recently?"
"Honey, I don't think that's a question worth asking, right? When have I ever been cold to you? I've been sticking to you all this time, finally using my passionate love to warm up your coldness!"
While speaking, Yun Hao seemed to prove his point by ducking his head under the blanket!
"Hey, stop that! I'm not done asking, come out or I'll get mad!" Surprised by Yun Hao's sudden move, Chu Yan quickly reached under the blanket, grabbed Yun Hao's ear, and pulled him out!
"I knew it, even if you're not guilty on this one, how do you explain the next?" Chu Yan handed the book to Yun Hao, pointing to a passage for him to read!
Yun Hao followed her finger and when he saw the sentence, he was dumbfounded!
"When a man cheats, he may either become cold and distant or overly passionate and attentive. The former signifies a lack of interest, the latter stems from guilt and fear of being found out!"
What? Is that even possible? This is absurd!
Good or bad, everything's been said. What can I say now? Who wrote this book? I'll kill him—or her! It's too lenient to just kill them!
If it's a man, I'll castrate him, if it's a woman, I'll sell her to a refugee camp in Africa. It's just too vile!
"Tell me, how do you explain this one? I think you're too passionate with me, especially since you came back this time!" Seeing Yun Hao's silence, Chu Yan thought she had caught him, staring coldly at him.