My Pick Up Artist System Chapter 206

[Monthly Challenge: MILF Hunter - Seduce a woman over the age of 35 who is at least a 7 in looks and in a relationship]

Ben didn't think it seemed too hard, but it wasn't easy either. First, her being in a relationship would make things much trickier. Not every woman was looking to cheat and he also wasn't trying to break apart a happy home. 'Though if the foundation's rocky, I'll shake some stones...'

Second, it was a fact that women's looks faded as they aged. If you took 100 women who were 7s at 25, it was hard to say how many of them would maintain that standard at 40, maybe not even a dozen. It meant there were not that many potential targets.

Ben got up off his bed to stretch as he considered the possibilities. There was Professor Tremblay, and the most promising one was Titjob Tina, but he left her department so it was difficult to say when they'd both meet again. Of course, he could also meet someone new. "I can only do my best…" Shaking his head, Ben continued reading the rest of the challenge.

[Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]

[Punishment: Permanent old man breath]

Ben frowned when he read the punishment. He'd heard that at a certain age, some elderly people developed natural bad breath because of gum disease. It seemed if he failed to pork a milf, it would soon be his turn…

Although it didn't sound so bad, Ben understood how difficult this would make picking up women, since having bad breath was one of the best ways to get shut down right away during an approach.

With that out of the way, the next thing, was Camila's booty chest. This was the reward that excited him most, which stayed in the back of his mind until now for one simple reason—it was a different color!

Ben took out the chest from his pocket, staring at its stunning exterior—a glimmering royal purple.

[Booty Chest(Consumable, Epic) x1 - Drops one object of guaranteed associated quality]

When he saw the tier, Ben gasped!

While he was in Miyuki's room, with two girls watching him, he didn't read the details. Although he expected it, to verify it with his own eyes now--it gave him a rush!

This meant it would drop a guaranteed epic item! How good were epic items? Until now, the epics Ben received were the D*ck Dan Pill, Divine Line Generator skill book, and the Typewriter of Truth—all powerful items that either brought massive changes to his life or would have great usefulness for a long time! Each one was incredible!

An epic item was worthy of the word—epic!

The thing he found weird though, was why Camila dropped an epic chest while all his other girls dropped rares. Taking a poke in the dark, he even decided to ask the system, and to his surprise, she responded.

[The rarity tier of the booty chests is determined by the stats of the woman(especially looks), the difficulty of seducing her due to her personal circumstances, and her other individual characteristics such as special bloodlines, etc.]

'I guess I can understand why Camila would be a higher rarity then. Looks-wise, she isn't too different from the other girls, but there's one thing that made her a much more difficult conquest—the fact that she was a lesbian. In fact, it should've been impossible, and only happened because of a very special rare item and Miyuki's assistance. Wait…'

That's when Ben focused on the end of the system's message. "Special bloodlines…does…Camila have one?"

Although he assumed the epic tier was from her being a lesbian, he couldn't tell if there was another special characteristic, because the system didn't divulge further information on any specific girl. 'However, Camila's status never indicated anything about a special bloodline…'

In fact, the only time he ever got such an alert was when he saw the Dungeon Master at Domina…which made him realize something else. 'So I might get another epic chest if I seduce that beautiful mature redhead?'

Then, Ben shook his head, because he was getting too far ahead of himself. The redhead wasn't of import or sexport right now...

As far as Camila, he didn't know if there was something else going on with her, but there was no way to find out at the moment. Besides, there was a more essential item at hand--the epic chest!

Remembering epic loot was waiting for him, Ben stared at the chest with intensity, rubbing it in his hands like it was a genie lamp or a supermodel's vagina…

He understood that no matter what, even the best supermodels would have to open their vaginas at some point.

Such was also the case here…

Taking a deep breath, Ben prepared to open the chest, wondering what item it would drop. The rare chests tended to have potions, which were very useful for Ben. So what kind of epic would he get? He didn't know so he recited a mantra in his head for the thing he most desired.

A cure for cancer?

Celebrity status?

Infinite wealth?

No!

'D*ck Dan Pill. D*ck Dan Pill. D*ck Dan Pill.' He wanted a bigger d*ck!

Some might say, "Ben, buddy…isn't it big enough?"

To which he would reply, "Why are billionaires still greedy for wealth? Aren't their bank accounts big enough? The answer is simple—to have money for the most expensive surgeries for bigger d*cks!"

...

Ben didn't know his limits! His sex life changed so much for the better since the D*ck Dan Pill that he thought another one might bring even more improvements! Would having such a massive ding dong backfire?

Maybe!

Probably!

Almost certainly!

But he was willing to take the chance!

He couldn't help it! He was addickted!

It was the same reason bodybuilders wanted to get so massive. Ben was a boner-builder!

Or at least, he'd give it a shot! He believed a man needed to shoot for the heavens! So it was obvious you could reach farther with a longer cannon!

If in the end, it turned out he flew, or his boner grew, too close to the sun…then he'd accept falling from the sky like Dickarus…

Even then, plummeting on his way to death, he'd be sure to enjoy the view…

Of his jumbo johnny…

With that in mind, all of that unnecessarily long mental rant in mind…Ben grabbed the lid on the purple chest, and opened it!

Purple light filled the room! It looked like the mood lighting at Beluga's house!

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Author's Note: **IMPORTANT** - Please read the author's thoughts following this where I explain changes to the privilege tiers for reading the private chapters, as well as a coins giveaway I will do, and access to the R-18 artwork/animated GIFs.

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