Zhi’er suddenly shouted, "Wait a minute!"
Bai Xingye, standing by the cabinet, chuckled and in a babyish tone, said some harsh words, "What, you’re scared and want to beg for mercy?"
"Nope, I want to get down!" Zhi’er turned around, sticking out her little butt, cautiously swinging her short legs in the air.
Darn, it was easy climbing up, but getting down might mean falling on my butt.
Her cute little face was full of anxiety.
Zhi’er looked back, "Come over here a bit."
Bai Xingye frowned, "What do you want?"
"Um, come closer, I’ll tell you, unless you’re scared."
"Ha! Am I supposed to be scared of a little kid with unclear speech?" Bai Xingye said as he walked over.
But the next second, Zhi’er’s dangling little foot landed right on his shoulder.
"Finally, I can get down!" The little one cheered.
Bai Xingye froze in place.
Zhi’er had both feet on his shoulders, her soft body wobbled, she was really scared!
She shouted in her baby voice, "Don’t move! Or we’ll both fall!"
Bai Xingye snapped out of it, angrily saying, "I’ll drop you! Bold little kid, stepping on my shoulders!"
He gave a sudden shake, little did he know he’d trip on the raised carpet under his feet!
Bai Xingye fell face-down, immediately dizzy and disoriented.
Before he could stand up, Zhi’er’s little body plummeted onto his.
She landed with a muffled thud!
Zhi’er sat on Bai Xingye’s back, blinking her big, cute eyes in a daze.
"That was close! Good thing I didn’t completely let go, still holding onto the cabinet, or I would’ve fallen with you!"
The little one patted her chest, relieved.
And feeling proud of her foresight, she stuck her little waist out smugly.
Bai Xingye wanted to get up, he struggled a couple of times, but found Zhi’er sitting firmly on him!
He roared angrily, "If you don’t get up, I’ll kill you!"
Zhi’er then realized the "cushion" under her wasn’t happy.
She quickly stood up, brushing off her skirt with her little hands, "Sorry~"
Bai Xingye looked at her innocent little round face, her big eyes shimmering with clarity.
His anger boiled inside him.
He let a three-and-a-half-year-old kid trick him!
His eyes turned red, rage filled his heart.
He picked up the sword on the floor and thrust it at Zhi’er.
However, Bai Xingye overlooked one thing.
The sword wasn’t drawn from its scabbard.
The end pressed against Zhi’er’s shoulder happened to be the hilt.
Zhi’er lowered her chubby little face, curiously glancing at the sword tip.
Then she reached out and quickly pulled out the sword.
The blade was somewhat heavy, Zhi’er had to hold it with both hands.
But it was still difficult.
She mimicked Bai Xingye, aiming directly at his shoulder.
Due to unsteady force, the sharp sword edge gently poked holes in his clothes.
"Is this how you play?" The little one tilted her head, full of curiosity.
Bai Xingye was still clutching the Sword Scabbard, his face rigid.
A couple of seconds passed.
He finally threw away the Sword Scabbard, turned and rushed towards the door.
"Someone come! Quick, someone come! This little kid is going to kill me!"
Zhi’er’s eyes sparkled with fun!
She took rapid strides forward with her little feet!
Until she dropped the long sword, her tiny body leaped and directly tackled Bai Xingye.
Once again, sitting on top of him, pinning him down at the door.