Chapter 66: Chapter 66 The Skinny Woman_1 Chapter 66: Chapter 66 The Skinny Woman_1 It was Daping Village’s turn to ask a question, but by now Aqiu and Zhou Dongdong had lost their will to fight.
Aqiu suggested that Chubby Maiden do the asking, after all, the questions were prepared beforehand.
But Chubby Maiden dared not and ducked behind Nan Feng, pushing her out in the process.
“Nan Feng, your turn!”
Nan Feng was unexpectedly shoved to the front.
Seeing the cocky expression on the faces of the girls from Dagang Village, she felt a twinge of resentment.
Well, she decided to give them a taste of their own medicine.
Nan Feng cleared her throat and started to sing: “Ah, loo loo yo, there’s hair on the top, there’s hair on the bottom, at night it’s a hair-to-hair encounter, do you know what is it?”
As the words slipped out of Nan Feng’s mouth, the entire venue held its breath in surprise.
They didn’t expect this skinny, inconspicuous lady to launch such a crude joke.
Obviously the girls of Dagang Village were more than familiar with dirty jokes.
One of them immediately stepped forward to retort.
She stood at the front of the line and sang: “Ah, loo loo yo, I’ll dare answer what you dare to ask, what you’re asking is what married couples do in the nightime yo”.
The girl even pointed at a certain part of her body while chuckling with audacity.
But Nan Feng looked at the referee, with an innocent and naive expression: “Elder, they answered it wrong.
Our answer is clearly – the eyes.”
Nan Feng blinked.
There were eyelashes on top, eyelashes at bottom, when she closed her eyes to sleep, wasn’t it a hair-to-hair encounter?
The judges nodded.
Nan Feng continued, “Elders, I have another request.
Our Zhenqing always upholds politeness.
So I suggest, we should control the foulness in this competition, and not become too vulgar.”
All the villagers fixed their gaze on Nan Feng.
This skinny girl, not just dared to face the challenge, she also dared to make a request to the referees.
As soon as Nan Feng’s proposal came out, the villagers of Daping Village cheered: “Exactly, this is a folk songs competition, not a street fight between shrews.
Keep dragging the bedroom stuff into this, isn’t it disgraceful?”
“Boycott!”
“Boycott!”
“…”
The judges had to reconsider, and soon one of them stood up and warned the girls from Dagang Village, “Please self-respect, Dagang Village ladies, any question relating human body parts will not be accepted anymore.”
“…” The girls of Dagang Village who relied on vulgar jokes to win were taken aback.
Their prep work was now wasted, and it was too late to come up with new questions.
Besides, other villagers were booing them, they began to lose their confidence.
Zhou Dongdong and Aqiu regained their momentum and seized the opportunity to pursue their victory.
Soon, Dagang Village collapsed like a defeated army.
Daping Village won.
And so they continued to compete village by village.
Finally, in the final round, they came across Dalian Village.
Once Dalian Village performed, the men in the village were all stirred up, whistling, cheering, causing a ruckus.
Mainly because the twin sisters were quite attractive.
On the other hand, Daping Village’s cheering squad mainly consisted of people from the same village, everyone else’s attention was on Dalian Village.
Dalian Village was the crowd’s favorite.
Except for the twin sisters who looked a tad stressed, everyone else appeared self-assured and confident.
Nan Feng took a closer at the twin sisters.
They weren’t exceedingly beautiful, just fair-skinned with modest noble looks, which stood out among the ordinary-looking girls in Qingshui Town.
In the real world, any fourth-tier minor celebrity could easily outshine them.