Chapter 390: Chapter 390: Wife, I Can Prove That Your Breasts Are Real Chapter 390: Chapter 390: Wife, I Can Prove That Your Breasts Are Real “Yes… yes.” Jiang Liang wiped his sweat.
He had been ordered from above that this man must be treated like a Buddha, not to be offended.
The few people who entered started to search the room cautiously.
Lu Hualiang’s room was the biggest in the entire military camp, so the search took a bit longer.
He swept the room with an expressionless glance and suddenly felt a pain in his waist.
He laughed helplessly.
Such a restless little cat, always up to mischief.
Xia Weibao was hiding under the quilt, seething with frustration.
Luckily she was clever, and the moment those people pushed the door open, she lifted the comforter and dove under it.
Lu Hualiang cooperated as well, bending his legs to create a space for her as she crawled in.
But the space was too small, and she could only curl up in his arms, an incredibly suffocating experience.
Her Majesty the Empress never favored self-pity. She felt annoyed, so naturally, she would make sure Lu Hualiang felt the same.
She tickled his soles, poked his thighs, and pinched his waist.
Just as she was enjoying her playful revenge, a large hand suddenly reached in.
Lu Hualiang had only intended to stop her antics, but he couldn’t see what was happening underneath the blanket.
So he reached straight in.
Whether by good luck or bad, his hand landed right on her chest.
Hold it in, hold it in. Once those people leave, he’s going to get it!
Lu Hualiang waited, but the anticipated volcanic eruption didn’t come.
He glanced at the other people in the room and quickly realized she was holding back out of consideration.
If that was the case, he wasn’t going to hold back.
First, enjoy the perks.
Xia Weibao was furious enough to spit blood!
Finally, when those people left and the door closed, she fiercely threw off the quilt.
Then, with a crisp smack, she slapped Lu Hualiang across the face.
Her face was red, whether from being smothered or from anger, was unclear.
“Lu, enjoyed yourself, didn’t you?”
She gritted her teeth, her gaze sharp as knives, as if she wanted to chop him into mincemeat!
Director Lu remained calm as ever. Despite being slapped, he didn’t fly into a rage. Instead, he seriously stared at her chest for a while.
Then he commented, “Not bad.”
“Wife, I can help you clear up a scandal.”
“What scandal.” She was caught off guard by the abrupt change in topic, unable to react immediately.
Lu Hualiang put down his book and said earnestly, “Isn’t there a rumor that your breasts are fake? I can prove they’re absolutely natural. Fake ones would have burst by now with this kind of squeezing.”
“Lu Hualiang, can you get any more shameless?”
Director Lu looked at her indifferently, proving with his actions that he could indeed be more shameless.
“I can also prove that your whole body is real, I’ve touched it all… are you still coming?”
Xia Weibao, flushed and furious with embarrassed rage, swung another slap at him.
But Lu Hualiang intercepted it midway.
“Wife, two slaps are enough. I have to go out and meet people tomorrow; how will I explain a swollen face? Could I tell everyone that I risked my life to verify that you didn’t get breast implants, and you were so thrilled you hit me?”
Xia Weibao trembled with anger, her face flushed down to her neck.
I’ve never seen such an utterly shameless person!
She covered her chest with one hand, not able to take it anymore, feeling like her heart was in pain.
“Not feeling well? Let me have a look.”
Lu Hualiang reached out as he spoke.
Meeting Xia Weibao’s furious gaze, he declared like a gentleman, “Don’t misunderstand; I just want to check on your heart, absolutely not your breasts.”