A talking salted fish!
Did the title trick you into coming here?
You feel like Elder Feng is starting to fool around again, don’t you?
Feel like hitting Elder Feng?!
Let’s put the idea of hitting Elder Feng aside for now.
Since you’ve been tricked into coming here, don’t leave just yet!
Let’s chat about something trivial.
Actually, it’s about this book going on the shelves!
On June 22nd, at noon, which is today, the book will be on the shelves!
Not only are you surprised, but I am too!
Because I, Elder Feng, also received this news out of the blue—life is just full of too many surprises!
For example, Elder Feng’s old book was a surprise among surprises.
After all, it once unexpectedly made me want to die!
Because it shattered all my illusions and dreams, making even eating a problem, and I could only rely on friends for help!
Regarding this, the readers of the old book all know, so I won’t elaborate further!
You should all know about Elder Feng’s update volume; in the new book, it may not be the top one or two, but it’s in the top five!
After all, how many are as foolish as Elder Feng who, during the free period, crazily updated four or five Chapters a day?
They all say I’m foolish, saying that only after the book is on the shelves and I do frequent updates, will I make money, so why not save the drafts for after it’s on the shelf!
I say, no, my readers enjoy it, I can write, so I’ll publish it!
They say: You’re really foolish. How "watered down" are the collections on the Creation platform? How low is the reader retention? Don’t you, an old street beggar who has experienced desperation, know?
I say: I know, but I’m foolish!
I was foolish enough to stake everything on writing to support myself, and, yes, I failed!
I was foolish enough that, after failing, I still chose not to look back, and, yes, I hope I won’t fail!
They say your reader retention is poor, they say your readers are "water," I don’t believe them!
Old book, I don’t believe it!
This time, I still don’t believe it!!!
I just don’t believe that you won’t support Elder Feng!
That’s enough, I won’t say more!
If I continue, it’ll sound like I’m trying to gain sympathy!
A word from the bottom of my heart!
Whether Elder Feng can continue, whether I’ll starve, really depends on all of you!
I don’t ask for much. I’ve subsisted on instant noodles and steamed buns for over a year; can I afford just one more packet of pickles?!
Subscribing to one Chapter only costs ten Book Coins, which is ten cents; for VIPs, it’s eight Book Coins, which is eight cents.
Do you think it’s worth it for Elder Feng, after toiling for more than ten hours, updating five Chapters, to spend fifty cents?
Oh yes, right, almost forgot, those who haven’t seen the latest Chapter, hurry up, it’s going to be pay-to-view after it goes on the shelves!
Lastly, one more thing, I hope everyone supports the official release, supports Elder Feng, and helps end Elder Feng’s despair!
Otherwise, I really don’t know if I should continue!