The second target is confirmed.
It’s those so-called five generals.
This time, Lu Xiaobu is going to fight five of them alone!
So, Lu Xiaobu posted a meme directly on Weibo.
"Are you scared? I can punch out five at a time!·jpg."
This marks Lu Xiaobu’s first public declaration in this flame war.
Instantly, netizens started chiming in.
"Lu Xiaobu is back, some people are gonna gg (be done for)!"
"Can’t pretend anymore, can you? Lu Xiaobu is taking on five! Where are the five, stand up!"
"Are you dumb? It’s those five generals, duh!"
These are Lu Xiaobu’s fans.
But there are even more from the Anti-Lu Group.
"Lu Xiaobu, have you finally stopped being a coward?"
"Chickened out, huh! Only daring to post a picture! Why don’t you actually fight!"
"Disgraceful! Tainting the literary world! As if you could take on five, they’d all crush you!"
"Come on! We’re waiting for you!"
No need for them to wait, Lu Xiaobu started the war right after posting on Weibo!
Lu Xiaobu directly targeted the post from those five generals that had the most say and received the most likes.
Anti-Lu Group chief disciple: "Have you seen Lu Xiaobu not curse at someone? When has that happened?!"
Lu Xiaobu: "So cocky, but do you know the multiplication table of nine by heart?·jpg"
"The image, that expression, plus the caption, perfection!"
"Exactly, so cocky, let’s hear you recite the multiplication table of nine!"
"Barefaced provocation!"
The Anti-Lu Group chief disciple smashed his cup: "I’ll recite your mom’s multiplication table of nine! Does reciting it make me badass?! S**t! If I did, I’d be the real fool, dammit!"
Anti-Lu Group second disciple: "I strongly demand a re-examination of Lu Group’s products!"
Lu Xiaobu: "You’re clearly ugly and yet so willful·jpg"
"Pfft! Someone has money to be willful, even ugliness can be willful! Hahaha!"
"Lu Xiaobu, you’re too harsh! Dissing them twice with one image!"
"Hahaha, not just calling them ugly, but blatantly telling them that their so-called checking of Lu Group’s products is just being capricious! Hahaha!"
"I’m dying, look at the picture, the person in the image is crying from ugliness!"
The Anti-Lu Group second disciple, who has a fiery temper, retorted directly: "Your mom sells, you’re the ugly one! Your whole family is ugly! I’m not ugly!"
Lu Xiaobu: "Don’t get ahead of yourself, I have your childhood photo·jpg, dare to say you’re not ugly now?!"
"Pfft!" The Anti-Lu Group second disciple almost spat out a mouthful of blood: "Dammit! That’s your childhood photo!"
"Wow! Epic! For a second I thought it was really that Anti-Lu Group’s photo! But then, look! Hahahaha!"
"Tadpoles?! I’m dying, yeah, after inspection, this is indeed his childhood picture!"
"Damn! Dude above, don’t talk nonsense, can you provide evidence that it’s him?"
"Can’t! But can you provide evidence it’s not him?"
Anti-Lu Group third disciple: "Stupid f*ck! Only these three words can express my feelings!"
Lu Xiaobu: "I can’t believe I have no images to respond to this idiot·jpg"
"This one isn’t fun, but it’s straightforward!"
"Brutal! So brutal! What does this mean? It implies they can’t even be bothered to argue with him!"
"Of course, Lu Xiaobu has every right to say that!"
The Anti-Lu Group third disciple smashed his phone to pieces: "F*ck! Lu Xiaobu, who do you think you are looking down on!?"
Lu Group’s Four Disciples: "Are you guys really okay with being played by Lu Xiaobu?!"
Lu Xiaobu: "Kid, let me tell you, when I was busy showing off, you were still in your dad’s belly·jpg"
Huh?! Your dad’s belly?! 66666 yeah!
"Don’t talk to me about that; I’m talking about this!"
Lu Xiaobu: "Someone like you, even if educated, would still be an idiot·jpg"
Five pictures flung out.
Now that’s what you call a savage roast!
All the netizens who were unsatisfied with what happened at Wei Zhong’s end have all run over here.
"Lu Xiaobu is really damn talented! Hahahaha!"
"I’m dying of laughter!"
"It’s like, ’Screw you guys, what can you do about it?!’"
"You’re so cocky, can you recite the multiplication table of nine by heart?·jpg!"
The Five Generals were trolled by Lu Xiaobu until they were fuming.
They desperately posted on Weibo, trying to clap back.
No one cares about what they posted; everybody just wanted to see the memes posted by Lu Xiaobu.
Their sole purpose was to provoke Lu Xiaobu.
And then, to make Lu Xiaobu post pictures.
"Lu Xiaobu you this..."
Lu Xiaobu: "Go ahead, curse me. I won’t hit you, because, daddy loves you·jpg"
"F*ck your grandpa Lu Xiaobu..."
Lu Xiaobu: "Shocked! What, you’re saying I’m your daddy?!·jpg"
"Lu Xiaobu, your products..."
Lu Xiaobu: "You’re really trying hard to get my attention·jpg"
"Lu Xiaobu, you don’t deserve..."
Lu Xiaobu: "Wait till I press this button, and your girlfriend will deflate·jpg"
"Lu Xiaobu, that’s personal..."
Lu Xiaobu: "Sorry, your looks are too low-grade to view this picture·jpg"
What’s the essence of a quarrel?
No, it’s to make the other person angry, to make them enraged, to make them want to flip tables!
And what’s the essence of a Weibo quarrel?
It’s to post a Weibo, draw everyone’s attention, and then mock your opponent such that they can’t retort, making them jump with rage. That’s the essence of a quarrel!
And the Lu Group had been successful before, grabbing everybody’s attention.
Things are different now.
After Lu Xiaobu’s memes came out, eighty percent of the popcorn-eating audience, who cares about who’s right or wrong?
Their interest has completely shifted to Lu Xiaobu’s memes; the only thing they care about now is whether Lu Xiaobu has more fun memes or not.
As for the quarrel itself?
They couldn’t care less. The so-called Five Generals of the Lu Group have simply become tools for Lu Xiaobu to post pictures.
So at this point, with nobody supporting, paying attention to, or liking the posts of these so-called Five Generals, they’ve already lost!
You’re not convinced?
"Let’s go, these five idiots are boring, let’s find someone else!"
Lu Xiaobu’s Weibo was posted.
In just an instant, eighty percent of the netizens immediately closed the Five Generals’ Weibo pages.
No one liked their posts anymore, and nobody paid any attention to them.
Isn’t this a sign that they’ve lost?!
Some reasonably rational netizens were exclaiming.
"Lu Xiaobu is too terrifying! Within such a short time, he’s completely suppressed the voices that were against him?"
"That’s more than suppressing, man! He has completely turned the tide and led public opinion!"
"Just with these few pictures? Too scary!"
"Awesome! Classic Lu Xiaobu!"
"Lu Xiaobu has posted new memes, I heard the Lu Group has posted some too, are they going to have a meme battle? Hurry and check it out!"
"Looks like Lu Xiaobu is going for a total offensive!"