The feud is escalating.
"Li Qiang, tell the internet army, don’t be scared, the pay is doubled today," Lu Xiaobu made the arrangement: "Also, they don’t need to help me insult others, just make sure that my posts can be seen and not drowned out."
"Yes!" Li Qiang immediately responded, believing that this painless and profitable endeavor would be irresistible to many.
Lu Xiaobu pinched his fingers and tilted his neck, beginning to quickly organize insulting remarks in his mind.
He understood clearly that at this moment, so-called justice had already become meaningless.
Now it’s all about insulting, whoever can insult more fiercely wins.
It’s just insulting people, who’s afraid?
The internet on Earth is much more developed than here on this blue water star, of course, the derogatory words are much more abundant here too!
Moreover, remember, he once studied the manual of insulting.
Lu Xiaobu started: "Yes, Young Master is a prodigal, I’ve never avoided this issue, Young Master squanders because Young Master is rich, did I consume your family’s rice or noodles? It’s none of your business, is it?"
"And you guys, come on, tell me how many of you are working? Eh? A bunch of elementary school students, spending your parents’ money, supporting your so-called husbands? Truly surviving on instant noodles while keeping up with the rich."
"I want to know is this Han Meng actually a man or a woman? Or even human? Got VIP recognition? You’re not a VIP, not even a V, I think you’re just a P!"
"Your complex facial features cannot disguise your simple intelligence. Seeing you, I just feel a sense of intellectual superiority naturally arising."
"Do you know why I didn’t insult you just now? Doing so would only insult my own intelligence."
"After all, your most common tactic is to lower other people’s intelligence to the same stage as your retarded ones. Defeat us with your rich experience!"
"And then you can make snide remarks! We won? You say we are more retarded than the retarded! We lost? You say we’re worse than beasts! A tie? Why are we any different from the retarded?"
"So, I’m not insulting you; I am insulting your masters! That something named Han Meng, come, roll over here for Young Master!"
"You think you’re awesome?! Leading your fans?!"
"A performer who has no works, only relies on looks to make a living, and you’ve become refined? What kind? A butt-selling rabbit genius?"
Li Qiang watched these insults with his mouth agape, astonished!
Damn, is this still the usual Young Master Bu?
Isn’t Young Master Bu’s way of solving problems always through throwing money?
How come he’s now swearing at people, even more awfully than our trashy folks?
"Why are you still standing there? Back me up. Is it strange that a prodigal can insult people?"
Lu Xiaobu took a sip of water and said to Li Qiang.
"Yes! Not strange at all!"
Li Qiang snapped a salute!
Thoroughly impressed!
Once this Weibo post went up, the comments below exploded immediately!
"Lu Xiaobu is fighting back!"
"Ahahaha! Look at this!"
"So hilarious! So awesome!"
"This couldn’t possibly be posted by Lu Xiaobu! I’m totally convinced by this talent!"
"Every single line of insult could be a classic! Wow, feels like I’m converting from hater to fan, so badass!"
"Defeating you with rich experience? What a legendary line! Absolutely legendary!"
Finally, Han Meng responded directly: "Lu Xiaobu, don’t go too far! Don’t you have any manners? Insulting people for no reason, do you have any decency left?"
"Supporting husband Han Meng!"
"Such low-quality people should be completely banned!"
"What kind of person is this? No wonder they would set up such evil internet armies!"
Lu Xiaobu’s counterattack instantly intensified the conflict to the extreme!
Lu Xiaobu calmly said, "I’m not cursing, I’m just laying out a principle and fact, teaching everyone how to communicate with people like you. I haven’t had contact with Han Meng, but the first time I saw this androgynous name, the word ’well’ immediately came to my mind!"
Someone asked, "Well? Like a water well?"
"Like the frog in the well?" someone guessed.
Lu Xiaobu clarified, "Well—it’s just a grid of twos, like a checkerboard full of twos!"
Below, a wave of laughing emojis swept the screen, "Hahaha!"
Lu Xiaobu didn’t stop: "Han Meng, why have you given up on treatment? Why? Heavenly Dynasty has so many weapons you could learn, but no, you choose the sword. You don’t go for high sword skills but low ones, not the iron sword but the silver sword. Congratulations, today you finally achieved unity with your sword, commonly known as Sword Person!"
"Even if you’re really beyond saving, then why don’t you take a trip to Thailand? I think you’d be more comfortable there. Lying down to earn money, instead of bending over!"
Han Meng exploded: "...￥#%￥##!!"
"Lu Xiaobu, you’re damn hurtful!"
"You’re the one bending over to make money!"
Han Meng’s fans were howling in anger!
Meanwhile, Lu Xiaobu’s supporters were left dumbfounded, even the paid posters forgot to respond for a moment, just watching.
It wasn’t until Li Qiang reminded them that they snapped out of it.
But by then, there was nothing they needed to do, because more and more spectators eager for drama were actively supporting Lu Xiaobu’s insults!
Lu Xiaobu was on a roll: "You’re the stupid pig! Your whole family are stupid pigs! Others endorse Wild Drink to boost their masculinity, but your endorsement balances yin and yang! Oh, now I get it, no wonder you would say a throat-burning drink tastes good, turns out you’re a masochist!"
One after another, Lu Xiaobu typed: "If a robber came in and ordered men to the left, women to the right, you’d get kicked out!"
A netizen said, "What? I don’t get it?"
"You’re dumb, it means this person is neither male nor female!"
Han Meng angrily retorted: "You must be ugly! Jealous of other people’s looks!"
Lu Xiaobu, typing with a smile: "Yes, I may not be good-looking, but at least I look like a man. What about you? The star attraction at a gay bar? I bet your dividends aren’t small!"
Seeing this type of talk again, Han Meng was nearly spitting blood, completely furious! Lu! I swear we’re irreconcilable enemies!
"OMG! That’s too damaging! Every phrase is about being trans."
"LOL! Ahahaha! So harsh! It’s epic!"
"Delightful! So this is how you insult someone! Lu Xiaobu, the family-ruining Young Master is invincible!"
Lu Xiaobu’s unrepeatable yet focused insults made his Weibo followers skyrocket, leaving the paid posters out of work!
With Lu Xiaobu’s lead, those like Xu Bin, who had been overwhelmed and unable to out-insult their opponents, suddenly turned the tide, their spirits soaring!
One after another, they began to cheer for Lu Xiaobu!
Xu Bin: "Let them curse my son, Young Master Bu, kill them with your words!"
"Right, let these nonsense spouting, brain-dead fans ramble! Look who’s stunned now?!"
Han Meng continued to retort, but couldn’t match Lu Xiaobu.
Initially, many of Han Meng’s fans joined their idol in cursing Lu Xiaobu, but Lu Xiaobu’s overwhelming prowess meant his own fans didn’t even need to help.
Lu Xiaobu stood alone against the multitude!
One against a hundred!
He chased off one disbeliever after another!
Alone, he verbally vanquished hundreds, effectively silencing them.
At the end, aside from some true brain-dead fans, there were virtually no other backers for Han Meng.
Those who had joined in just to insult others saw this and were left gutted by Lu Xiaobu’s insults.
After a few feeble attempts at retaliation, they knew they were no match for Lu Xiaobu, quietly disappearing to avoid further embarrassment.
Only Han Meng was left still furiously fighting back!