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Lu Xiaobu hastily pulled down his pants, staring at his little buddy.
Still half a pinky finger in size.
Lu Xiaobu fell silent for three seconds before asking the system, "Did you directly replace it for me?"
You can’t help but be silent, before when other attributes were added, it was gradual and noticeable.
It suddenly grew bigger!
Like it was straight-up swapped out.
But it’s much better than before, a small elephant evolved into a woolly mammoth.
How does that saying go?
There is a fish in the Beiming, its name is Kun, Kun so large, a pot can’t stew it... erm, can’t be grasped with two hands!
"What now? You wanna make a documentary? Or host a live broadcast?" The system sneered, "You asked me if it could wrap around the waist, now go wrap it! If you can wrap it around your waist, I’ll call you big bro!"
"Alright, alright, you’re the boss, you’re the ultimate boss, okay!" Lu Xiaobu speechless, "You hold a grudge over such a small matter, is it because you don’t have one?!"
Does anyone want to crowdfund that?!
After temporarily taking care of the business at Creation Chinese Website, Liang Lan put down her work and returned home.
Every day at this time, she comes back to clean Young Master’s room, it has become a habit.
"En? Zhang Meng? Why are you back?"
As Liang Lan walked upstairs, she looked at Zhang Meng sitting in the living room and asked with curiosity.
"I came back with Young Master," Zhang Meng replied.
Liang Lan nodded, not really bothered by it, and took out her keys to open Lu Xiaobu’s room door!
The air fell into a deathly silence!
Lu Xiaobu stood there, corners of his mouth twitching, staring at Liang Lan who just entered the door.
Liang Lan held the door, staring blankly at the Lu Xiaobu in front of her...
Of course, including that impossible to ignore... cough cough.
Liang Lan’s pretty face turned red all at once, the blush spreading like flames quickly, to her ears, neck, everything turned red!
An urge to scream rolled in Liang Lan’s throat!
A normal woman would have screamed by now!
But she is no ordinary woman; she knows screaming wouldn’t solve the problem, it would only make it more embarrassing!
She forced herself to calm down...
The moment the door closed, Liang Lan couldn’t hold it in anymore, her body weakened and she slumped to the ground!
Her entire body was burning hot!
What exactly is Young Master doing?
For a moment, her mind was a complete mess, not even knowing what she was thinking.
Lu Xiaobu hurriedly straightened his clothes.
He didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
The small elephant that just matured into a woolly mammoth got admired by a visitor!
There wasn’t even any feeding, it was kind of sad.
Now that he’s back, Lu Xiaobu was too lazy to go back to school, deciding to just sleep it off at home!
By dinner time, Liang Lan was clearly too embarrassed to see Lu Xiaobu and instead dragged Wu Qianmin out shopping.
"Sister Lan, what’s wrong? Your face has been red this whole time." Wu Qianmin asked curiously.
"That... just... that..." Liang Lan hesitated and finally bit the bullet, "I’ll tell you, but you can’t tell anyone!"
"Okay!" Wu Qianmin’s curiosity was ablaze.
"It’s just..." Liang Lan leaned to Wu Qianmin’s ear and whispered.
Wu Qianmin almost jumped up.
Her pretty face flushed red, and her hands gestured unconsciously in the air: "Really?!"
Liang Lan said confidently.
The two women automatically filled in the blanks in their minds, and then...
Both women inhaled sharply.
They dared not think about it, dared not think about it!
In the afternoon, Lu Xiaobu, who had originally planned to sleep the whole day, found himself unable to sleep once he left school!
With nothing else to do, on a whim, he took dumbass out for a walk!
As soon as dumbass was taken out of the house, he ran towards the RV.
Ever since he showed his face last time.
This guy’s life has been incredibly comfortable.
Every day he follows Lu Xiaobu everywhere, and Liang Lan even prepared a doghouse for him in the RV.
"Dumbass, come back, we’re not taking the car today."
Lu Xiaobu called out.
After hearing that, dumbass slowly walked back.
This guy’s tail drooped, his face full of reluctance.
"Hey, you’re a dog, aren’t you! How can you be lazier than me? Shouldn’t you be jumping for joy?"
Lu Xiaobu was speechless; what kind of company does he keep?
One system is lazy enough, and dumbass is also a lazy bum.
Dumbass lifted his eyes, showing disdain!
Lu Xiaobu was so angry he wanted to hit him!
You dare to disdain me?
Dumbass immediately lay on the ground, looking at Lu Xiaobu with a pitiful and greatly wronged expression.
"You bastard, playing the sympathy card again!"
Lu Xiaobu was speechless: "What on earth did you learn when you were a stray?"
Dumbass’ eyes moved around, seemingly understanding.
He performed a scene for Lu Xiaobu.
You could see him letting his hind legs droop backwards, motionless.
Then, he walked solely using his front legs.
Pairing it with that pitiful gaze.
Suddenly, he looked like a dog whose hind legs had been broken.
He struggled step by step, moving forward.
At this moment, an old lady passed by, immediately feeling sorry upon seeing this.
"Aiyo, what happened here?"
The old lady tried to pick him up, and dumbass whimpered, indicating he did not want to be held.
The lady quickly took out a piece of cake and handed it to dumbass.
Dumbass jumped three feet high, grabbed the cake, and made a dash for it!
The old lady, watching dumbass run like the wind, was completely bewildered.
The lady was now devastated!
"Dumbass, you bastard!"
Lu Xiaobu was also devastated; dumbass ran to his side with the cake in his mouth.
You dare to con others, and even bring trouble to your master?
Lu Xiaobu looked at the old lady’s suspicious gaze, the corners of his mouth twitching!
Helplessly, he could only apologize to her.
"System, are you sure dumbass isn’t some Divine Beast? This doesn’t seem like a dog anymore."
"Divine Beast? You’re thinking too much. How could there be so many Divine Beasts? It’s just that dumbass is naturally smart, and has learned quite a bit from his time wandering in society, especially in observing people’s expressions; dumbass is really cunning! Plus, when you fed him the Immortal Bean last time, it somewhat developed his intelligence, it’s just a combined effect," explained the system.
"Alright." Lu Xiaobu sighed. "I thought he was your illegitimate child!"
Quick, crowd-fund, I want to kill him!
This person is too infuriating!