Aunt Chen’s eyes widened as she watched from the side.
Little Shimei actually, actually... kissed the young master?
Shi Lingyan’s body stiffened.
Meanwhile, Shi Mei remained blissfully unaware of the sensational act she had committed, pouting her lips and lightly sucking with a ’smooch’ sound.
It was almost like an electric shock; his reaction was faster than his mind and Shi Lingyan pushed her away, almost shouting, "What are you doing!"
Shi Mei licked her lips, still seeming unsatisfied, as the pink tip of her tongue slid over her plump, rosy lips, stirring indescribable emotions in the air.
In a flash, Shi Mei cheekily said, "It’s sweet."
Shi Lingyan looked at her innocent, adorable smile, and much of his shock and anger dissipated almost instantly.
She was just a child.
His face was still ashen as he demanded, "Do you know what you’re doing?"
"Eating candy!" Tears stained Shi Mei’s face, but her expression quickly transformed from the previous tears to a blossoming smile.
"Where did you learn such nonsense!" Shi Lingyan slammed his hand on the table, commanding sternly, "Don’t ever do that again!"
Shi Mei’s smile faded, her face showing a hint of timid obedience.
Clasping her hands together, she cautiously approached and whispered, "Is hubby angry?"
Shi Lingyan’s expression remained cold as he lifted his eyes to look at her and huffed.
Shi Mei blinked and suddenly lunged at him again, giggling, "Then let Shimei make you happy!"
The little fool might not be too bright, but she was nimble.
Shi Lingyan couldn’t dodge in time and she pounced on him firmly.
Seizing the opportunity, Shi Mei hugged his neck and puckered up, attempting to kiss him again.
Shi Lingyan extended his hand to block her lips and said sternly, "How dare you!"
Shi Mei whined, "Wah wah wah!"
Shi Lingyan pulled her off him, but she refused to let go, hugging his neck and crying out, "Hubby hubby I love you, just like a mouse loves rice! Wah wah, give me another kiss and I will be all yours, Shimei will have your babies, a whole houseful, a whole bathroomful!"
He could understand a houseful.
But a bathroomful? What was that about?
Shi Mei was gearing up for another heartfelt confession when she suddenly yelped in pain; before she knew it, she had been dumped onto a chair.
Shi Lingyan behaved as if he couldn’t get away from her fast enough, turning and striding briskly out of the room.
Shi Mei wailed, "Hubby, aren’t you going to apply the medicine for me? It hurts!"
Is there a common trait among women that makes them push their luck?
Tang Wu was like that, Shi Mei was too.
Shi Lingyan felt a headache coming on.
He had treated her entirely like a child, but this child wanted to make monkeys with him?
It seemed he shouldn’t be too nice to her.
He would have to keep his distance in the future.
Aunt Chen stifled her laughter as Shi Lingyan beat a hasty retreat.
Seeing the pitiful look on Shi Mei’s face, she stepped forward and asked, "Who taught you all these things?"
"I read about it in a book!" Shi Mei answered without hesitation, but then she puffed her cheeks, "But it’s not drawn in the books at all. Moson would kiss Er Su and then they begin to take off their clothes, and then... wah wah wah..."
Aunt Chen blushed as she listened, and advised, "Don’t say these things to others, Just do it when it comes to your husband."
"Next time when he’s not paying attention, oh, and he doesn’t like wearing clothes after a bath, then you... hehehe!"
Shi Mei: Tsk tsk tsk tsk
Shi Lingyan: Aunt Chen, what have I done to deserve this from you?