Tang Jingming had had enough, and after pressing fast forward twice more, the covers were finally flung off.
Then he saw the male lead flipping the female lead over, and Tang Jingming got all excited, thinking that finally a decent scene was about to unfold.
But what followed was a close-up of the female lead’s face, contorted in a grimace, twisted in pain as if she was undergoing torture.
Tang Jingming was nearly scared to tears, hurriedly fast-forwarded twice again, and then heard the female lead shout, "Senior, no, no, be gentler, slower, oh so deep..."
But from start to finish, not a single decent shot was provided, and Tang Jingming felt that his innocent soul had suffered severe trauma. Clutching his chest, he opened the next video, only to find that it was a series of stories about a weak, poor girl versus a domineering first love·top student·senior in quasi-AV love stories.
Finally unable to endure any longer, Tang Jingming cursed the heavens, "Crappy video, crappy heroine, crappy Ye Tiao! Ruining my youth, burning my eyes!!!"
"Achoo!" Ye Tiao, fresh out of a bath and lying on the bed, let out a big sneeze, her face twitching uncontrollably as she finally resigned herself to turn on the heater, and couldn’t help but lament, "I really must be getting old!"
Huffing with anger, Tang Jingming turned off the computer, finally went to bed, and decided to be a good kid who sleeps early and gets up early.
Normally, once Tang Jingming lay down, he would fall sound asleep in no more than three minutes.
But tonight was different, unusually he couldn’t seem to fall asleep, his mind a jumble of thoughts that only made him angrier!
And about those virgin survival guides, they taught nothing useful from beginning to end!
However, during that tongue-biting moment, it seemed like they were both quite happy...
Tang Jingming couldn’t help but imagine what kind of expression Ye Tiao must have had while watching those clips.
Such a tomboy, doing that kind of thing, would she too make such twisted expressions?
The mere thought gave Tang Jingming the creeps.
Suddenly he felt some sympathy for her future husband.
Sharing a bed with such a tomboy, was it like being with a wife, or a big brother?
Thinking about it, Tang Jingming couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
He closed his eyes and soon fell into a deep sleep. The source of this content ɪs 𝕟𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝✦𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖✦𝕟𝕖𝕥
That night, he had a dream.
In the dream, he arrived at a vast grassland with herds of cattle and sheep, and Tang Jingming’s spirit felt as if it had been cleansed, until suddenly, someone grabbed him.
Turning around, he saw a beautiful woman with flowing hair from the back.
Long black hair, a tall and slender figure, pure white wrists that seemed to glow, and that red dress blurred his vision and made him irresistibly follow her as they ran forward.
They ran and ran, and after what felt like an eternity, he finally couldn’t bear it any longer and asked her, "Who are you?"
The woman in red finally turned around, flashing him a big smile.
However, her face seemed to be bathed in a beam of light, making it impossible for him to see clearly.
Suddenly she stepped forward, cupping his face, and pressed her rosy lips to his.
That soft touch, like a toxic pudding, was irresistible and he couldn’t help plunging into its depths.
Helplessly, he extended his tongue, mimicking the male lead in the video, pressed her against the wall to kiss her, wrapping her tongue with his, long and deep, as they both tumbled into the abyss of utter bliss.
Tang Jingming had lived for 26 years and it was his first time experiencing such a sensation, his body desperately craving more, but as he drew closer to her, she suddenly raised her head and her blurred face shockingly turned into Ye Tiao’s.
Tang Jingming couldn’t believe it and widened his eyes in shock, then, she asked, "Do you want to be with a big brother?"
For those who couple, you can check out "99th Divorce" for an extra story featuring an adorable CP.
Shen ZhiLie VS Ye Qianqian (xi) is also very cute wah!