Shangguan You rolled her eyes and took a sip with some impatience. With a creaking sound, the door opened, and Yu Zifeng, along with three others, appeared before everyone.
"PFFT."
The wine Shangguan You and her group were drinking sprayed out simultaneously, and Gui Mo coughed loudly. Shangguan You stared blankly at the group for a few seconds, then burst into uncontrollable laughter without any concern for her image.
Alright, she had to admit that this bunch of profligates were damn talented, even coming up with such a mean stunt.
Aside from Third Young Master Ye, who had the best composure and maintained his wine-tasting action, the remaining four couldn’t help spraying out their drinks. Shangguan You couldn’t hold back her laughter, and as soon as she burst out laughing, Gui Mo lost it too and laughed out loud.
The faces of the four at the door turned from pale at first to even redder now. Even those with the strongest willpower couldn’t take it anymore.
"PFFT." The red wine in Third Young Master Ye’s mouth sprayed out. CRASH. The wineglass in his hand dropped to the floor and shattered. Third Young Master Ye’s devilish mouth twitched violently, and then his whole body shook vehemently. He hadn’t wanted to laugh, but he just couldn’t help it; these guys were damn hilarious.
The private room was engulfed by a chorus of hearty laughter. Luckily, this was a private room with good soundproofing. The people outside were dancing and couldn’t hear their laughter; otherwise, Young Master Yu and Young Master Zhang’s perfect images would have been utterly ruined.
Looking at the sight before him, Third Young Master Ye had to admit, Alright, this group of profligates are really damn talented, even coming up with such a speechless bet.
"HAHAHA, Brother Qing, who came up with this bet?" Shangguan You clutched her stomach, which ached from laughing, as she looked at the four in front of her. The more she looked, the more she wanted to laugh. I just can’t help it!
"Naturally, it was Young Master Yu’s idea. Girl, let’s sit down and enjoy the show properly. This time it’s Young Master Yu performing first; perhaps next time it will be our turn. Luckily, we get to enjoy the spectacle first, which isn’t bad." Shangguan Qing’s mouth trembled fiercely as his body shook. He was struggling hard; he also wanted to laugh out loud, but his upbringing told him he couldn’t laugh like this. I never expected that Young Master Yu would be hoist by his own petard! He wanted to use this method to humiliate me, but it ended up being used on himself!
"HAHAHA, Brother Zhang, Young Master Yu, start your performance, HAHAHA!" Shangguan You exclaimed, laughing so hard her small face flushed and her stomach ached. She clutched her belly and collapsed into Shangguan Qing’s embrace.
Shangguan Qing shook his head, a slight smile on his lips, letting her laugh in his arms.
"Thank goodness, thank goodness we didn’t lose!" Gui Jun said, stifling his laughter, patting his chest comically as relief washed over him.
Phew, luckily that girl didn’t embarrass us. Luckily, she won! Otherwise, Shangguan Qing and I would be the ones up there right now, he thought. He wiped non-existent sweat from his forehead, a triumphant grin spreading across his face. We won this time. If we lose next, then Shangguan Qing and I will be on stage. Still, seeing Young Master Yu make a fool of himself first makes it all worthwhile!
So, finally getting some satisfaction, Gui Jun laughed out loud even more. We’ve fought since we were kids, countless rounds, but this one feels the best!
"Young Master Yu, please commence. This was the rule you set yourselves. You’re not planning to back out now, are you?" Gui Jun said, looking at Yu Zifeng. Yu Zifeng’s face was rigid, his complexion a fascinating display—livid, then flushed, then pale, then dark—even more colorful than when he’d streaked naked last time. Gui Jun watched the four of them, a gleam of eager anticipation in his eyes.
"Gui Jun, rest assured, I stand by the rules I set! What goes around comes around; don’t get too pleased with yourselves too soon. Today it’s me, but tomorrow it will be you!" Yu Zifeng said through clenched teeth, his phoenix eyes glaring hatefully at Shangguan You and Gui Mo, who were laughing the loudest.
Then he shifted his gaze to the smirking Shangguan Qing and Gui Jun. Thankfully, only these five know about my embarrassing display today. I originally wanted to show off in front of Third Young Master Ye, to let him see Shangguan Qing and Gui Jun’s pathetic state. Who knew I’d actually lose to Shangguan Qing and have Third Young Master Ye witness my most humiliating moment?
"Young Master Yu, Brother Zhang, hurry up and start! Yu Zijin, Gu Duoduo, you guys hurry up too!" Shangguan You urged, her small face flushed as she stifled her laughter. Watching the tall man before her, his face a mixture of pale and green, she felt immensely gratified.
Alright, it’s not just gratifying, I mostly just want to laugh! These profligates are amazing, thinking up such an incredible trick! I bet when we get home, Grandpa and First Uncle will definitely praise Shangguan Qing handsomely.
Yu Zifeng and Zhang Yuchen’s faces flushed red, then darkened. They clenched their jaws. Oh well, we’re already embarrassed. We’ll get them back for this eventually. No use hiding, we have to go through with it. Just grit our teeth and it’ll be over soon, they resolved.
Shangguan You watched with glee as the four put on their spectacular performance, flashes of white skin flickering before her eyes. What a dazzling expanse of white! she mused.
At this moment, Young Master Yu and Zhang Yuchen’s getups could be described as attire for a grass skirt dance. From the waist down, they wore only small briefs underneath. Their lower bodies were otherwise covered with strips of white paper, fashioned from sections of toilet paper strung together to form makeshift skirts.
They took a deep breath and began to walk forward, step by step. The toilet paper strips hanging from their lower bodies swayed precariously, and occasionally a piece would flutter off.
Their upper bodies were bare, save for simple ’bras’ crafted from white toilet paper. These just covered their nipples and featured large red lips drawn on them, leaving their sturdy torsos and skin exposed.
Alright, that wasn’t even the most outrageous part. The real kicker was the hats on their heads. Each wore a dirt-yellow construction helmet, the kind seen on work sites, complete with a hole conveniently poked through the top. The helmets now hung jauntily on their heads, adding a hilarious touch to their already comical appearance.
But the best part was their facial expressions—they were truly a sight to behold! Shangguan You finally understood what a chameleon was. I bet even real chameleons can’t change colors as fast as these two! she mused.