After stepping out of the office, as Chen Nan had just reached outside the classroom, he noticed a chubby fellow standing there, seemingly also punished to stand.
The moment he saw Chen Nan, the chubby guy's eyes lit up, as if he had seen his idol, and he excitedly exclaimed, "Master, you're so awesome, I admire you so much."
Chen Nan was stunned, "What? Master?"
"Yes, you are my master." The chubby guy said excitedly: "Everyone else in class thinks you're a fool, so they dare to oppose Xiao Jiji, but I think you are bold because of your skilled art. Hehe, take me as your disciple!"
"A fool? What the hell!" Chen Nan glared, "Who the fuck said I'm a fool? I'm this handsome, do I look like a fool?"
The chubby guy looked helpless, "Except me... everyone else says you're foolish."
"A bunch of blind people."
Chen Nan cursed and casually asked, "Why were you punished to stand?"
"My face is too fat, my eyes too small, I can't even open them, and the teacher insisted I was sleeping," the chubby guy said helplessly.
Chen Nan looked at the chubby guy's slit-like eyes and felt very helpless.
"It's all because I am too fat, the fat covers my eyes." The chubby guy sighed and said, "Actually, when I was young, my eyes were really big, and I was very handsome, they said I looked like Liu Dehua!"
"Could you exaggerate any more?"
The chubby guy scratched his head, "Hehe, I misspoke, actually I was even handsomer than Liu Dehua when I was young."
Chen Nan was completely speechless, never expecting someone in this world to have a thicker face than him. Right then, his phone suddenly rang.
Frowning, he took it out and saw it was Su Qingqing.
Chen Nan glanced through the window into the classroom and, not seeing Su Qingqing, he answered the call, "Qingqing, where have you been?"
Su Qingqing did not answer, but spoke in an awkward tone, "Dummy, you... where are you?"
"Outside the classroom."
"I'm in the restroom..." Su Qingqing seemed hesitant and took a while before saying, "Dummy, I... I accidentally dropped 'it' into the toilet, could you hurry to the supermarket and get a pack for me?"
Chen Nan paused, "That? What is 'that'?"
Finding it a bit embarrassing to say, Su Qingqing remembered that Chen Nan was someone who wouldn't even recognize thong underwear. If she didn't make it clear, he would have no clue. Clenching her teeth, she said, "It's... the thing we girls use!"
Chen Nan was still puzzled, "What exactly is that?"
"I..." Su Qingqing felt like crying.
Had it not been that other students were still in class, she would never have called Chen Nan about this sort of thing, "You really are a dummy, it's... it's... sanitary napkin!"
"Why didn't you say so earlier instead of mentioning 'that'? How would I know which 'that' you're talking about."
Chen Nan sighed, feeling quite helpless.
Since the embarrassing incident during the class earlier, Su Qingqing's way of addressing him had shifted from "Pure Bro" to "Dummy," which he found very annoying.
Su Qingqing in the restroom was beyond words. Though a bit high-maintenance, she was still a girl, and speaking about such things directly was embarrassing for her.
"Just go and come back quickly, a small pack is fine."
Chen Nan hung up the phone and was about to turn around when the chubby guy next to him hurriedly asked, "Master, who is this Qingqing you're talking about? Don't tell me it's Su the school beauty?"
"It is Su Qingqing, what about it?"
The chubby guy immediately drooled all over the floor, excitedly saying, "She actually called you herself? Master, you truly are my idol, so awesome, what does she want from you?"
"I'm so handsome, of course, she wants to chase after me," Chen Nan said.
The chubby guy nearly face-planted on the floor, staring at Chen Nan incredulously, digging his ear and saying, "Did I hear that right? Su Qingqing wants to chase after you?"
"Isn't it? She just called to invite me to have lunch together at noon, I didn't agree, but I guess she'll probably come to ask me again later," Chen Nan said indifferently, not blushing at all.
The chubby guy was dumbfounded, staring at Chen Nan stupendously, unable to recover for a long while.
Su Qingqing was the undisputed school beauty recognized by all the boys, and those who attempted to pursue her numbered not in the hundreds but in the thousands, yet all had met with failure! And now, Su Qingqing was actually pursuing Chen Nan in return? And Chen Nan hadn't even agreed?
The chubby guy thought the world was too absurd, and Chen Nan deserved to be struck by lightning. How could he pass up the chance to have a meal with such a stunning beauty?
"Master, you're worse than a beast!"
The chubby guy muttered to himself, but when he looked up, Chen Nan was already ten meters away.
As he approached the door of the teachers' office, Chen Nan suddenly stopped. Lan Yuqin was inside the office, and sneaking past her was not going to be easy!
After taking a deep breath, Chen Nan briskly took large steps and dashed past.
However, just as he dashed past—
"Chen Nan, where are you running off to during class? Stop right there, stop!" Lan Yuqin quickly stood up and chased after him.